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Fall Guys is a faggotry game were your dream of being a teletubbie raeping other teletubies comes true. The game involves you trying to get past artificially difficult garbage to get to the end, while raeping teletubies for them to fall off and become an hero. Fall Guys was the number one game with pedophiles worldwide, as it let's them live their fantasies.

The game has been loosing popularity as pedophiles were more attracted by being able to talk to random people playing Among Us, and has led to some wannabe tough guys saying "dead game" to dumb to realize a game can't become an hero like them.

Last tuesday Epic Games acquired Mediatonic since they were worrying about their palyerbase to them, which means Mediatonic have sold their sold to the devil in China. The game is now doomed forever, and now all hope is lost.

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Fall Guys was release on PC and PlayStation 4. They didn't bring the game to the Xbox One as it was shit, and didn't bring it to the Nintendo Switch because they were lazy.

Many fanboys were butthurt over not being able to play the game on their platform. So they so begged on Twatter for the game to be ported over. The devs trolled them, by teasing them and saying the games not coming over.

The game was announced for Nintendo Switch and the Xbox consoles, but not the PlayStation 5 as they want to trigger the Sony fanboys that they can't play Fall Guys with slightly better graphics, when they could just play the PS4 version on the PS5.

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