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Faggot is one of the most over-used insults on the internets. Though it used to mean gay, now it has been corrupted so much it pretty much just means crap, or fucktard. This is true because when a person tells another that their guitar-playing is "gay", he is not saying that his guitair playing is for homosexuals, he is saying that his guitar-playing is crap. Prior to both of these usages, it used to mean happy. But other than possibly the writers of the flinstones, nobody can really admit to having a gay old time. So the new meaning of the word quite possibly saved our culture from extinction. However, notable fags include:

Faggotry

Faggotry is when a faggot shows off his god given gift off being a filthy, loudmouth fairy.

Faggotry is making people into faggots.
Faggotry is also making homosexuals into filthy whores by directing them to sites like gay.com and Just Us Boys. Filthy.
Faggotry can also refer to everything on b, or 4chan in general, you, and your dad.
Some argue that all people are at least a little bit gay. These people looooooove the cock.

Gay Courtship Rite

Watch the mating ritual unfold

“	"Now I'm going to fuck you"	„

Faggotry = Cool?

In some cases, raging fags have been known to be relatively cool until you find out they rape you and suck your cock while you sleep. Occasionally, they were found to be straight or at least bi-sexual and just acted like fags to score pussy because, as a man it is their right to as much pussy they can shove their dick in. That aside, many people on the internet now look up to homosexuals; as they are consistently winners on American Idol and very popular on social networking sites like MySpace. This rule of online faggotry is especially true concerning DeviantART and ED. In other cases of cool homosexual behavior, a mainstream gay celebrity will act straight. These closeted yet outwardly butch celebrities can be quite popular, and the list of fag stars in denial continues to grow. Dane Cook, Andy Dick, Rock Hudson, and Hollywood guru/scifag Tom Cruise tied for first with Justin Bieber.

Ugly fags have to resort to some pretty drastic measures.

Faggotry in day to day life

The addition of something obnoxious to an already over done situation or idea.

It suggests something out of the ordinary is in place that is usually considered unnecessary, visually disturbing and unnatural or the mixing of two opposites i.g. rap metal, glow sticks on dance floors or men with similar hairstyles as women (see: Emo/Scene/Japan)

Faggots in literature

Faggots are well known to have influence in the billowy curtained boudoir of literature. Adversely, some Nelly novelists divert their attention to lax restricted wikis and display a Roman shower of faggotry by writing entries similar to and including the following example.

Faggots on ED IRC

An example of raw faggotry at work.

<jackbos> Can I make him dance and stuff?
<eppigy> you can make my dong dance
<jackbos> I don't even need a powerword for that.
<eppigy> true
<jackbos> All I need is my lubed up quivering anus.
<eppigy> wow
* eppigy has left #ed

Nowadays because of hippies, every straight person North of Texas and West of Illinois has to accept gays. (Unless you live in Topeka, Kansas!) Due to incessant campaigns supporting the nefarious Gay Agenda, faggots have inserted themselves so far up our society that they are no longer relegated to seedy bathhouses. It is even rumored that the president is gay (as well as a Muslim communist) based mostly on the hideously disfigured orangutan he calls his wife. On the bright side, the secret faggot war is now out in the open, so we know who to flame on our blogs. Take that, fags! Fagoots are fagoots no matter how small.

Faggot facts

Faggots were called "savoury ducks" in the Middle Ages
Faggots were named after the Latin word for bundle
Faggots were originally made with pig's liver and offal
Faggots are now made from pork liver and pork
Fans have published the Good Faggot Guide
Synonyms for fag include anal ninja, butt pirate, cock jock, doo-doo monkey, tunnel butt, he'll be comin' 'round the anus when he comes, etc.

Faggot Tree

The Faggot Tree grows a new branch every time a person (or organization) does something faggy. At its current rate of growth it will consume the known universe sometime next Thursday. Which means you better pull your cock out and cock slap your mother.

Events in which multiple branches sprout from the Faggot Tree:

Your birth
The formation of the Gay Straight Alliance
The Lolocaust
A new furry joins the fandom
Women's suffrage becomes legal
The invention of Broadway plays
m00t unleashing /r9k/ on 4chan
When desuchan was invented

Differences between homos and faggots

"That's right. Give my dick some sugar!"

Homos are normal people who have gay sex the same way heteros do: in private; whereas faggots flaunt it and demand to be treated better than gods. Faggots may exhibit one or more of the following behaviors:

Wearing that stupid rainbow shit.
Talking with a lithp.
Marching in a "Gay Pride" parade, typically in silver speedos or some other hideous faggot costumery.
Talking about sex they have never had 24/7.
Saying "Hel-Loo!".
Not talking and wearing shitty signs on "The Day of Silence", honoring some suicidal fag. *footnote, suicidal fags will never be an hero
Working for RIAA / MPAA
This:

Videos

A collage of the internets best fags.

Previous Video | Next Video

Gallery of Fags

Prepare for huge gallery. About missing Pics

Behold the common form of teenage faggotry.
Goddamn it's in time with the music

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To become a faggot, you must enter this tunnel.
Or alternatively this tunnel.
Ancient faggotry.
The homosexual agenda at work.
The Reigning King
Sighting of four faggots
Over 9000 Faggots are eaten in the UK every day.
Another surefire way to distinguish a fag: noticeable disdain at being raped by sexy cumwhores (not to be confused with camwhores).
Fags love their pink balloons.
Fag
Yahoo! Fag
The Faggot Family!
World famous faggot, Randy Orton enjoys a reach-around from his husband, John Cena.
Faggotry knows no borders.
America: keeping fags in their place.
where he from?
Bassoon, a phallus-shaped musical instrument, goes by the innocuous moniker "Fagot" in many languages, including Dootsch.
Faggotry has been around since the beginning of time itself.
Furry is one common flavor of faggot.
4 Pork Faggots in rich west country sauce.
Typical sexual activity between two homosexuals.
The Simpsons lures viewers into faggotry with made up definitions.
Fags come in all shapes and sizes, but generally have giant hairy legs
couple o'fags who are up to no good.
It's a well known fact that emos and fags HAET each other.
Faggots can be found in every type of habitat.
A CHALLENGER APPEARS
If this is the kind of cake your son wants to have for his birthday, he's a fag.
Faggots for your mouth
Thanks, faggot!
With a name like Brandon Flowers, you shouldn't need to know what he looks like.
Klatuu Berata Fabulous
Hes got himself a meal!
Women crave and need your cock,and you shouldn't waste yours by fucking another man in the ass.

External links

YouTube

Wikis

Wikifur article on Furfags
- Drama on said article
Wikipedia:Fagging has lovely quotes like "The senior, sometimes called fag-master, was the protector of his fags" and "All boys in their first two years at the school were fags."

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