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{{quote|[[NO U|He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And if you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.]]|[[Philosophy|Friedrich Nietzsche]]}}
 
{{quote|[[Truth|They will overturn everything that we've done and they'll do it quickly and violently, and violently. There's violence. When you look at Antifa and you look at some of these groups these are violent people.]]|[[Donald Trump]] on the violence of [[Democrats]]}}
 
[[File:Antifa_to_the_rescue.jpg|thumb|right|"Here I come, to save the day!"]]
[[File:Antifa-neets.jpg|thumb|right|Antifa = [[NEET]]s. Archived {{wayback|http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4200272/92-Berlin-left-wing-activists-live-parents.html|title=here}} and {{archive|c1Zk6|here}}]]
[[Image:Commielesbanenarutard.jpg|thumb|right|220px|This is what [[Ahuviya Harel|an Antifa]] looks like.]]
 
'''Antifa''' (short for '''Autistiche Aktion''') are a bunch of [[kike]] cocksuckers endemic to [[Germany]] and the surrounding areas, which quickly spread their [[communism|disease]] to wherever one can find over-reacting leftists. Naturally they found a foothold within the [[George Soros]]{{jew}}-funded [[Terrorists|political groups]] inside of the [[Jewnited States of Americunts|United States of America]], such as Black Lives Matter and By Any Means Necessary.
 
Antifags think it is their moral obligation to physically assault anyone who is not as far left on the political spectrum as [[Che Guevara]] or [[Joseph Stalin]]. Basically, they're longhaired [[faggots]] who use the constant battle against "[[fascism]]" as an excuse to indulge in their [[Autism|violent urges]]. They see themselves as [[USI|the last bastion of humanity]], fighting against so-called Nazi [[oppression]] and the [[Police|pigs]] who won't let them spend all their days smoking weed in houses they have [[Occupy|occupied]] for the people.
 
Their pastimes include the following wholesome activities: Throwing rocks, [[shit]] and [[jenkem|their own urine]] at innocent bystanders, being [[cuck]]s, hating America, watching [[Sonic the Hedgehog|children's]] [[My Little Pony|shows]], while pretending it's the same thing as reading [[Marxism|Marxist]] literature, attacking innocent civilians by punching random people, and generally being [[You|useless fucks]].
 
== Lifestyle ==
[[File:Fasistische Aktion logo.png|thumb|right|150px|Their [[shit]]ty logo that they created in [[Microsoft Paint]] in less than a minute.]]
 
They often live in hives called 'squats', where they spend their days [[LARP]]ing as ideologues, drinking alcohol, sitting in their own piss and talking about politics they don't understand. This makes them absolutely no different from the skinheads they claim to hate, who do ''the exact same thing''. This is because all of them are pussies, shaved or not.
 
When they're not busy being social rejects, they are also known for their [[Chimpout|fascist-hunting]] tendencies.
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== Political philosophy ==
[[File:antifa_israel.jpg|thumb|right|220px|Antifa stands with [[Israel]]!]]
 
Since basically nobody calls themselves a [[fascism|fascist]] nowadays, Antifags will claim that [[Richard Spencer|any]] [[Donald Trump|person]] [[Milo Yiannopoulos|whose]] political views they don't personally approve of is a fascist, and [[Asking for it|deserves a good beating]]. Their understanding of communism isn't much better, and consists mainly of third hand accounts of ''Das Kapital'', the cartoon release of ''Animal Farm'', and GDR-Picturebooks.
 
In general they're just lazy middle-class kids who pretend to be [[anarchy|anarcho]] [[communism|communists]], yet think society should take care of them, while letting them do whatever they please. Antifags believe they are preparing to fight in a great communist revolution, which will never come. If they were to be placed into an actual communist society they would all be lined up against the closest wall and shot in the vagina.
 
They seem to think that [[Questionable logic|their gratuitous violence will somehow prove to people that we don't need a government]], despite doing exactly the opposite.
 
Also, [[Brony|ponies]].
 
==Rise of the Alt-Knight==
{{main|Kyle Chapman}}
As with any movement, there will be people who hate you. At UC Berkeley, when Antifags attacked, the Alt Knight was filmed gloriously breaking a 2x2 over the head of one of them. He was subsequently 'immortalised' in The_Dongald as the IRL Capn' Amerikkka.
 
==Punch Nazis Meme==
[[File:Jorm punch nazis.png|thumb|left|A SJW hides his "kindness" tattoo so it wouldn't distract from his courageous message of violence]]
On January 20, 2016, half of America watched the inauguration of the next Fuhrer, prompting [[DisruptJ20|riots]] and [[Luke Crywalker|helplessly screeching]]. While all this was going on, [[Richard Spencer]] was busily providing interviews to anyone gullible enough to listen. While giving an interview to an Australian news program, Antifa saw their chance to bash the fash by providing a limp elbow to Spencer's ear, hand [[Richard Spencer#Washington DC Sucker-punch Incident|delivered by a literal shit-eating cuck]] named "Slave" Ray Bailey. Having experienced a long series of failures, the left pounced on this and decided that an elbow to the ear from an elderly pervert somehow qualifies as a punch. Animated .GIFs were made, and the Twitter left celebrated the removal of the barrier between thought-crimes and preventative violence.
 
In this brave new era where Donald Trump is "[[literally]] Hitler", those who are butthurt over the millions of <s>Russian hackers</s> Americans expressing their racism, sexism and Islamophobia by voting for Trump have found themselves on the horns of a dilemma: Is it okay, or even heroic, to {{hashtag|PunchNazis}}, including our very own Fuhrer in Chief? Naturally the racists etcetera who voted for Trump have decided that it is ''not okay'', and that it might even be criminal. The left has decided that [https://www.theguardian.com/science/brain-flapping/2017/jan/31/the-punch-a-nazi-meme-what-are-the-ethics-of-punching-nazis it's complicated] because all that "love" and "tolerance" shit they espouse does not apply to people who do not share their views of a society free of race, borders, and hate, and the only way to change the minds of those who dissent is to punch them.
 
Despite the still raging debate whether it is alright to assault those who are perceived as Nazis, [[Richard Spencer]] remains the only "Nazi" to have been punched, partly due to the weak musculature and couragelessness of those who have decided that this is acceptable. We here at Encyclopedia Dramatica eagerly await the day when one of these pasty white [[rich| trustafarians]] decides to go after [[Donald Trump|the main Nazi]], so that we may write a shitty article on their death or imprisonment.
 
==How to troll the Antifa==
[[File:Antifautism.jpg|thumb|220px|right|Official logo.]]
[[File:Antifa-lgbt.jpg|thumb|right|220px|Remember that antifa, as with all radical leftists, they are fond of [[sodomy|fudge packing]].]]
[[File:Antifags.jpg|thumb|right|220px|le edgy antifags]]
*Tell them Waleed Aly is a Muslim apologist, backed by the Muslim Brotherhood.
*Tell them their Pali-Scarfs are made by hungry Third World children.
*Tell them Marx and Engels were gay lovers and Communism could only be understood in the context of love between two men.
*Tell them that the Nazis were secretly gay and that fighting homosexuals is a noble antifascist undertaking.
*Tell them you too support the refugee invasion cause you want to convert to Islam and marry four women.
*Ask them to help out a fellow anti-fascist with a couple of bucks, if they refuse, call them capitalist scumbags.
*Tell them that you support the revolution and a state like North Korea were the working class rules the country, led by a benevolent leader.
*Ask them if they are pro-Trotzky or pro-Stallone.
*Pose as Muslim and tell the women to cover up cause you are offended.
*Pose as Muslim, praise Hitler for killing the Jews.
*Pose as Antifascist, tell them the NSDAP was a socialist party which was taken over by bad people, but which wasn't wrong about the Jews.
*Tell them they are filthy capitalists and not worthy to take part in the revolution because of their parents not being working class.
*Tell them that Che loved to kill gay people (true) and ask them about their preferred method of homo-cide.
*Ask them why they support Islam, which was an ideology in support of Hitler.
*Tell them that Palestine is a nation of terrorists who would rather blow up their children than accept a Jewish state.
*Tell them the Rebel Alliance are not below killing loyal informants affiliated with them to keep important information hidden.
*Tell them the Blues Brothers only wanted the unreliably fictionalized neo-Nazis out of the way for them to continue the community service mission for God and not as the radical liberal's personal antifawke buddy army.
*Against the antifa defamation claim on ED's defensive support of neo-Nazism and as such should automatically give them the right to label its accused users as fascists. Unbiasedly remind them this place allows the freedom speech of writing on it such as the libtard [[Donald Drumpf]] article.
*Tell them that the term [[Person of Color|person of color]] was in fact [[Truth|used by the Ku Klux Klan]] a hundred years ago.
*Remind them they're no different from the actual fascists they claim to be "fighting" against.
*Support the work of our Primarch of the 1st legion, Ivan Throne The DarkTriadMan. Tweet his twitter posts and join the fight at [http://violent.solutions/ his website]. It'll help get shit done taking out those antifa pansies.
*Send [https://twitter.com/Timcast/status/853289457889320960 this list] of illegal items, Antifa cannot bring to your local law enforcement. Watch as the low life cuck rage ensues globally on the news.
*Call them a white supremacist group, no different from their "sworn enemies," the KKK.
*Call any niggers in Antifa "uncle toms" or "race traitors".
*Point out that America [[wikipedia:Woodrow Wilson|already had a fascist and racist president]] who was more extreme in his racist views than Donald Trump.
*Point out the hypocrisy of them not supporting Israel despite they call out antisemitism.
*Remind them that they were in an actual right-wing fascist state they would already be summary executed. Moreover, tell them the same thing work happen in the USSR.
*Point out the state of socialist countries of Venezuela, Cuba and North Korea as reasons why Communism will never work in today's society.
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== Unmasking Antifa ==
{{Collapsegallery|Antifa Unmasked|antifagallery5|center|<gallery>
File:Eric Clanton.png|[[Battle of Berkeley#Eric Clanton|Eric Clanton]] from Antifa's Berkeley raid.
File:Jovian Salak.jpg|Jovian Salak (with a feminist hambeast) from Antifa's Sargon of Akkad raid.
File:GodfreyElfwickSommers.jpg|Godfrey Elfwick ({{twitter|RealElfwick}}) from Antifa's Lewis & Clark Law School raid.
File:AntifaScatCuck.jpg|The one who punch Richard Spencer and escaped is literally a [[scat]] fetish [[cuckold]]!!
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File:Antifamaydayarrests.jpg|25 arrested in [http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2017/05/portland_may_day_demonstration.html Portland May Day march]. Minus 3 who are little 14 and 17 year olds returned to their parents for serious [[Goofy time|grounding time]].
File:AntifaCorporate.png|Antifa supporters from corporations.
File:AntifaMugshotsAugust2018.jpg|[https://madworldnews.com/antifa-thugs-furious-police-pics/ More mugshots of the Antifa bunch.]
File:AntifaMugshotsAugust2018Namedropped.png|The [[Police|Berkeley police]] [[Powerword|namedropping]] Antifa members [[for the win]].
File:Paul Luke Kuhn.png|Paul "Luke" Kuhn the assaulter for Antifa exposed and arrested for [https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-04-24/violent-antifa-assault-jack-posobiec-captured-camera-along-probation-violating-ping-  plotting butyric acid (stink bomb) in order to attack the DC Trump inauguration party].
File:Shawn Patrick Breen beach.jpg|[http://www.occidentaldissent.com/2018/07/11/gone-spelunking-restoring-the-honor-blogger-unmasked-as-shawn-patrick-breen/ Shawn Patrick Breen] ({{twitter|Don_Chump}}) the Antifa troll and {{archive|0QgPB|Restoring The Honor}} blogger having a [[Fat|flabulous]] day at the beach.
File:Christian Exoo.jpg|Christian Michael Exoo ({{twitter|ChristianExoo}}) of [http://www.weavenews.com/ Weave News] and Antifa hacker offers free anti-Antifa shirts to the far-right. [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/website-promised-free-anti-antifa-shirts-alt-right-signed-up-it-was-a-trap.46788/ Turns out it's a trap]!
File:ZoeQuinnAntifaFieldMedic.png|[[Chelsea Van Valkenburg|Zoe Quinn]], self-claimed Antifa field medic.
File:AntifaAmbulanceVandal.jpg|This [[soyboy]] member of Antifa enjoying his cup of soy latte after vandalizing ambulance trucks as "Nazi Pigs".
File:AntifaMollySDM.jpg|Molly ({{twitter|socialistdogmom}}) is a known [[Attention whore|Antifa e-celeb]] for [https://web.archive.org/web/20180903235308/http://www.occidentaldissent.com/2018/09/03/gone-speluking-who-is-socialist-dog-mom/ attending at Antifa events and yelling at cops] while {{Patreon|socialistdogmom|babysitting Cville}}.
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== Videos ==
[[File:Antifa Loves Hitler.png|thumb|right|220px|Antifags literally agree with Hitler]]
 
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<youtube>HmH0D4sdlJ4</youtube><br /><center>'''15 Antifa pussies versus 5 middle aged republicans. Who will win?'''</center>|
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== Galleries ==
 
=== Le Antifa Revolution Face ===
 
[[Laugh out loud|Be afraid]] of these [[autist|badass]] [[Pussies|revolutionaries]]. Be very afraid.
 
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File:Antifa at party.png
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File:Hambeast antifa.png
File:Hipster antifa.jpg
File:Mouseface antifa.jpg
File:ANTIFA Anti Woman.jpg
File:Ugly antifa.jpg
File:Wall street crime scene.jpg
File:Antifa2.jpg
File:Antifaselfie.jpg
File:Antifa is here by rochambeaufr-d9b4rxy.png|I'm going to segregate whites and beat them, because if you're not a [[Person of Color|poc]] you're a Nazi.
File:AntifaTanker.png|Common Antifa [[fatass|tanks]].
File:AntifaFAB.jpg|It's like The Fatties from the Judge Dredd comic!
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=== Gallery of Antifa "art" ===
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File:Antifa pokemon.jpg
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File:Antifa cow.jpg
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File:Antifa pinkie pie.jpg
File:Antifa fursona.jpg
File:Antifa Good Night Alt Right.jpg
File:People over profits.png
File:Who are the Alt Left.jpg
File:Antifa the Alt Left.jpg
File:Antifa lisa simpson.jpg
File:Antifagget.jpg
File:Antifa-lgbt 001.jpg
File:Queer Antifa.jpg
File:Official Antifa Institute Shariah.jpg
File:Queer Antifa Ausfalia.jpg
File:Antifa - Internet Tough Queers.jpg
File:Anti-fascist furries.jpg
File:Anti-fascist furries.png
File:Antifa Steven Universe.jpg
Image:Antifa furry.jpg|[[Furry|This]] is what Antifas do when they're not defending your freedom.
File:Liberals-get-the-bullet-too-antifa-graffiti.jpg|Graffiti left behind after an Antifa riot. They aren't even pretending to be liberals anymore, which is how [[communists]] usually blend into liberal societies.
File:Autistfa.jpg
File:Berkeley antifa art -stab black person.jpg|We stab niggers in MAGA hats
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== How to properly deal with Antifa ==
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File:Commie Bashing.GIF
File:Annoying Bitch With Megaphone Gets Pwned.GIF
File: MAGA Hat Tipped Off.GIF
File:Airborne.gif|Not so tough against 4000lbs of Dodge Challenger
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File:ANTIFA.gif|ANTIFAggot gets BTFO
File:Moldylocks punched hq.gif|[[Moldylocks|Antifa chick]] meets an Aryan
File:Antifa BTFO by Rufio Panman.gif|Armed Antifa soyboy meets Rufio Panman of the Proud Boys
File:AntifaFranceLefty.jpg|Give Antifa a grenade to blow its hand off.
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=== Other ===
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File:AntifaNamblaSupport.jpg|Antifa are also pedos for Nambla.
File:ANTIFA ZOG puppets.jpg
File:ANTIFA Shot.jpg
File:ANTIFA Swine.png
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File:ANTIFA Jew Finance.png
File:ANTIFA walking reds.jpg
File:Faggot With Tambourine.jpg
File:ANTIFA Zionist.jpg
File:ANTIFA BTFO BY POL.jpg|/pol/ fucks antifa up
File:ANTIFA Are Against Working Classes.jpg
File:ANTIFA ggot.png
File:Antifa Outnumberings.jpg
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==Related articles==
[[File:Trump bike three panel antifa.png|thumb|300px|right|As of January 2017]]
*[[Adf-fuensalida]]/[[Ahuviya Harel]] &ndash; Typical Antifag.
*[[Art School]]
*[[Battle of Berkeley]]
*[[Black Lives Matter]] &ndash; The nigger version.
*[[Brianna Wu]] &ndash; Antifa supporter.
*[[Communism]] &ndash; Their favorite ideology, next to [[Anarchy]].
*[[Daniel Sieradski]]{{jew}}
*[[George Soros]]{{jew}} &ndash; Funds them.
*[[Hippies]]
*[[Homosexuality]] &ndash; A mental illness which afflicts almost every Antifag.
*[[Kyle Chapman]]
*[[Laurelai]]
*[[Leftard]]
*[[leftypol/|/leftypol/]] where they hang out on cripplechan.
*[[Liberalism]]
*[[Liberal Butthurt Syndrome]] &ndash; What they suffer from, especially after the 2016 United States Presidential elections.
*[[Moldylocks]]
*[[NAMBLA]] &ndash; Supporters of their child raping ways.
*[[Pedophilia apologia]]: By default of their NAMBLA funding, they're okay with pedophilia.
*[[Sargon of Akkad]]
*[[SJW]] &ndash; Natural Antifaggot ideology.
*[[Skinhead]] &ndash; RASH and SHARP are [[Shit nobody cares about|ideological]] [[Butt buddy|allies]] of Antifa.
*[[Stormfront]] &ndash; Mortal enemies.
*[[Terrorism]] &ndash; Their favorite pastime.
*[[Tumblr]] &ndash; Their other home.
*[[Twatter|Twitter]] &ndash; Their usual residence where [[Faggot|Jack Dorsey]] lets them run free reign.
*[[Zoe Quinn]] &ndash; Claims to be a field medic for Antifa.
 
==External links==
 
* [https://antifascism.org antifascism.org]
* [https://itsgoingdown.org It's Going Down]
* {{kym|memes/subcultures/antifa Antifa}} &ndash; They got memes
* {{archive|k3I8L|antifascism.org hacked}} &ndash; Not really though
* {{archive|HQFJm|antifascism.org "hacked by the alt-right"}} &ndash; Fake hacking
* {{archive|5cdGX|List of Antifa members who went to the Unite The Right rally in Charlottesville VA on August 12 2017}} - Total: 650
* [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCo35gjQxMq9QPTXcUwzsAOg Antifa Hotline's YouTube channel] - A cringed Antifa YouTuber
 
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