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Donnie explaining why god hates Perez Hilton

PROTIP: PastorDavies on AIM.

Pastor Donnie Davies is a hoax e-sane surrealistic comedian music actor known for reminding us through song of Fred Phelps' message that "God Hates Fags". He became internets infamous after being partially banned from YouTube for suggesting that homosexuality was a disease that could be cured though love. While it is unclear what Donnie Davies' true intentions are, it is obvious he is one obnoxious, attention-whoring, fat-ass motherfucker. It is assumed that the song "Never Get Ahead," by Chicago All-Star Bobby Conn, was written for Davies. Both Colby Starck (drummer for Bobby Conn) and actor Todd Quillen openly deny they are Pastor Donnie Davies. To this day both claim they are "not that fat."

Donnie's life story. Most assume one can see Donnie during his "gay years" in the background of the clip featuring Bobby Conn (otherwise known as Iggy Pop with a Moe Howard wig).

Gay Trivia

Donnie claims to be e-pals with gay blogger Andrew Sullivan [1].
According to Davies' "Love God's Way" webpage, such bands as Wilco, Bobby Conn, The Gossip, Sufjan Stevens, Lil' Wayne, and Queen are dangerously invading family life through faggotry. Donnie goes onto to explain, "Parents should keep careful watch over their children's listening habits, especially in this Internet Age of MP3 piracy."
Perez Hilton reaction to Donnie according to his bullshit celebrity blog:

	“	Sooooo disturbing. P.S. That's not a joke video. Sad. Sad. Sad.	„
	—Perez "Fatass" Hilton

ED wonders what Bobby Conn thinks.

The Bible says a meme waiting to be banned.

According to his MySpace profile

	“	Hi, my name is Donnie. I'm a youth Pastor from Louisiana re-located to Houston, after Katrina. I've been working with a new ministry called "Love God's Way" to help spread the Lord's good Word. Hopefully I can meet some new people on the internet and continue our ministry's growth. I'm the lead singer in a band called Evening Service. We are a Christian band dedicated to God's word and taking on tough Christian topics, such as homosexuality and abortion.	„
	—Pastor Davies

Other Resources To Laugh At

Davies' Quillen isn't cool enough for Wikipedia. Lulz ensues...

He lives again on Wikipedia, to the annoyance of many.

Donnie Davies' website

Evening Service with Love god's backdoor

Donnie on YouTube

Donnie Davies on Myspace

Love God's Way Ministries

Queerty tries to explain the madness

Joe. My. God. tries to explain the insanity

TheStranger: Searching for Donnie Davies

Also See

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