IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER

Not to be confused with IMMA SINGIN LALALALASERS

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Lo Pan, world's first shooper

OH EXPLOITABLE!1

Use this for shooping jews.

Old School

Never relax around azns.

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Epic shoot is epic

A /b/ meme introduced years ago in syntax error 2, a short Flash animation, featuring a picture of Imperfect Cell from Dragonball Z depicted in blackface shouting either SHOOP DA WHOOP or IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER. A third image features the so-called Nigra Cell firing the aforementioned lazer, sometimes referred to as a 'niggabeam' by the mentally handicapped. Since the meme's introduction, numerous spinoff images have also been created, featuring various characters wearing blackface while 'chargin' their lazers', or sometimes firing them as well. The firing of said lazers, especially in crowded indoor environments, frequently results in personal injury, Massive damage and property damage - which, as we all know, is fucking hilarious and should be encouraged among today's hopelessly corrupted youth. Another popular shop is to simply paste Cell's gigantic mouth onto the 'chargee', instantly transforming them into another incarnation of Shoop Da Whoop. As of last Thursday, IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER is an old meme.

Shooping is the oral version of Falcon Punch. Concentrate win in your mouth, then release. That's why Tacos reverse the Beam, because everyone knows Tacos are concentrated phail.

It's fairly obvious to anyone over the age of five - or someone of equivalent intellectual capacity - that humans do not in fact posess 'lazers' which can simply be fired from one's mouth at will, perhaps after an invigorating round of lazer chargin'. One must consider, however, just what the world would be like if we did all have niggabeams of our own. While what this super crazy fun time future world of Universal Whoop may be like is open to speculation, we think it would be something like this:

Clearly, lazers make the world a much better place.

But, if you happen to be Kathera Lockharte (or completely fucking retarded), then here is an alternate theory on Shoop da Whoop's origin.

	“	...for the record, you trolls did not start the shoop de woop meme, furries did, or rather one furry, one who I happen to know, I shall not name names, since he wishes to remain anonymous.	„
	—Kathera Lockharte, proving once again she is batshit fucking insane

NOTICE: Lazer should never be spelled as "laser." Although grammatically correct, the only memetically correct spelling is with a z.

[-+]IMMA CHARGIN MAH YOUTUBE

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A surprisingly well-made lazer video

OMFG its liek part 2

Part 3, coming atcha

Video Game Shoopin

A little George Lucas

God can kill us with GM

Even Samus can Shoop

TeamFortress 2 likes to ShoopDaWhoop, edited by piranhamatt!

Lazers Get Fired

The Lazorz Weakness

Though the Lazer is indeed a powerful object of the IRC world, there is a weakness to it. That previously mentioned weakness is, while Nigra Cell is chargin his Gigantic niggerbeam, you are to place something to stuff his monumentally large orifice called his mouth, such as a taco, or Batman, as demonstrated in the pictures below. If you are successful, he will release the Royal Rainbow, and will swallow his lazor and grow to the size of a large airliner. Be wary, as his Lazer can charge very quickly, and will, without hesitation, Shoop Da Whoop all over your ass. Also, like all Niggas, Nigra Cell cannot resist Fried Chicken or Watermelonz, So use them to avert the crisis that is the BIG ASS LAZOR. If ze aforementioned lazah hitz ya, you will become severely Pwned.

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In a rare instance of actually being useful, doing a barrell roll can be used to avoid incoming lazers. SHOOP DA WHOOP, FUCK YEAH! BIG FUCKIN LAZAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  Shoop da Whooping Cough is a highly contagious bacterial disease that causes uncontrollable, violent firing of lazers.
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  A marching band charges their LAZAR for the judges. Notice how they march in step as the lazars are synchronized in time with the music. It will not be surprising if they get a one for their determination and effort.
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  IMMA SUCKING YOUR COCK
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  Basic caution sign for Shooping. Warning: When you see this, someone WILL Shoop, no questions asked.
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  BARRY KNOWS HOW TO SHOOP
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  Even Hillary Shoops!
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  IMMA CHARGIN SHITTY GAMES
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  :Emos shoop da woop!
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  IMMA CHARGIN MA GEISHA!
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  HILLARY RODHAM LAZOR
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  Coming to a store near you!
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  IMMA CHARGIN MAH LEMON ICE
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  CRACKAHS AINT GOT NO NIGGABEAMZ
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  Shooping Dah Woop
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  IMMA CHARGIN MAH FRICKIN' LAZOR
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  Sasquatch can Shoop too
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  IMMA CHARGING MAH SUBMISSION
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  IMMAH CHARGIN MAH LEAPSTAH
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  IMMAH CHARGIN MAH TYRA!
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  Skye Firin' His lazOR!
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  SHOOP DA POOP
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  Imma chargin mah 124
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  IMMA DISCHARGIN MAH COLON
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  Lazors make you go fast
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  Even God Charges his Lazer
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  I'MMA CHARGIN MY DODONGO
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  Even Jackson
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  Soon to be An hero
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  IMMA CHARGIN MAH OPTIONS
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  Even Goku Charges his laser
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  Fag lazers
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  CHARGIN MAH AIRLINE FOOD
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  SHOOP-MOBILE OF TREMENDOUS FAIL
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  Mr P Ferris shooping his whoop
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  So i herd u liek lazer
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  Shoop da Shoop
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  Hannah Montana is a firin her lazer in both the worlds.
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  Objectshoop!
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  Tom Brady chargin' his lazer
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  Lasers have recoil???
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  even king dodongo can shoop
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  Someone firing lazors at Reagan
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  Vietnam had its shoop'n.
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  The Lost Vikings are no strangers to teh LAZER.
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  Army of Two Showing off their niggerbeams.
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  We all knew Tay Zonday had niggerbeams!
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  I'm in your game, takin ur lives.
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  Even Meta Knight shoops!
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  My friend Josh shooping for his first time!
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  The aftermath of a plane that got Shoop'd down.
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  IMMA CHARGIN MA LAZER GODSPEED!!!
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  The pope when getting an early termination fee.
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  Shooping is now a hit video game!
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  Jameth chargin hiz lazer
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  Now in a wallpaper form.
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  Gods a CHARGING HIS LAZER!
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  KoF SHOOP WHOOPING
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  What wars should have: Catillery
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  It's a trap!
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  An Ugly Girl Hero, the world's first true female shooper.
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  DOING IT WRONG
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  A whole collection of lazer-ready niggas
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  adobe recognized a niche market.
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  A surprisingly popular series of 60's hits.
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  Metal Gear Ray can shoop too
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  Even Randall can shoop
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  Yeah, go ahead dude. I'm at least 100% sure your cock won't get totally pwned.
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  Shoop da Whoop was pioneered by the Nazis in an effort to conquer England.
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  Llama lazer!!1!
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  12$!
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  IMMA CENSORIN MAH IMAGES
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  Shabranigdo's CHARGIN HIS LAZER!
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  IMMA RIOTIN MAH LAZER
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  'Ere's trouble u't'mill!
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  Yeah, they're happy now... but wait until that bike starts SHOOPING ITS WHOOP!
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Links

• IRL Shoop Da Whoops.
• IRL Shoop Da Whoops #2.
• Shoop da Whoop. (Shock Site)
• Jewgrounds nearly kills it.
• Movie Adaption
• Greek protesters charge their lazor at cops... Moar liek geek, amirite??
• Some newfag does it wrong.
• Shoop da Whoop forum wiki

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