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<center>{{morphquote|mqtest1|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;|I was a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader.||I have a soul.||Trolls infiltrate my daughter's house parties.||Trolls infiltrate my daughter's house parties.||There was a radio in my backyard planted by someone other than myself.||I took too much “Xantac 75″ that’s why I’m fat y’all!||I had four engagement rings at one time.||I have only slept with Victor.||Everyone in Dallas wanted to marry me.||You guys have never caught me in a lie.||I've never been in a lawsuit.||I've never hated anyone.||I'm a psychic/intuitive.||Everyone hates me because I'm perfect.||I've never photoshopped any of my pictures.||I'm 42.||I've never done/seen this before.||I have good friends that stand by me||border=white|background=white}}</center>


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Revision as of 14:11, 22 December 2011

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Debi Daly hosts what she likes to refer to as a “show” on BlogTalkRadio. Debi’s typical program centers on her failed rationalization of trolling, claiming to be a psychic Christfag, shitty-quality audio clips, interviews with the mentally handicapped, dead silence, and giving out unsubstantiated medical advice. Debi also enjoys camwhoring for young men on the internet and peddling drugs to other show hosts. She's also a habitual liar with gas problems. Any other show host who has pointed this out on air has been eliminated from the JewTalkRadio network, so think twice before crossing this attention whore.

Please Note: Debi pretends that BlogTalkRadio is not her main media output, and that many other people listen to her on her Official Site

4chan Raids on The Debi Daly Show

Debi Daly sans hours of Photoshop

Starting in the winter of 2009-2010, Debi's show has been the target of numerous 4chan raids which resulted in thousands of newfags calling in and spouting memes on air. Some of these trolls stuck around and became the internet hate machine they embody today. Hence, Debi religiously researches memes by reading about them on Yahoo! Answers.

Relationships With Other Hosts

Moxie

Debi's contempt for other females stems from her primative worldview and tenuous grasp of reality. Debi feels that if she maintains a friendly rapport with another female for an extended period of time, that female will reach through the tubes of the internet and run off with her beaner husband; therefore every other female is a threat. Moxie embodies everything Debi fears. When she left her show in February of 2011, Moxie became Debi's arbitrary scapegoat for anything negative mentioned about her on the internet. She is everywhere and she is everyone. If you can't stand Debi's voice, you're Moxie. If you disagree with Debi, you're Moxie. If you mention Debi's real age, you're Moxie. If you think the show is boring, you're Moxie. The reason Vic is staying in a hotel tonight? Moxie. The reason Debi is being trolled? Moxie. Debi's own shadow? Moxie. Debi's obsession with Moxie was epitomized on April 3, 2011 when she claimed that her husband had "a guy on a stakeout taking pictures and video of Moxie."

Bill Waggoner

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Bill Waggoner and his loving family

Mr. Waggoner is likely Debi's most notable enemy. The two engaged in a Troll War in the winter of 2009-2010 that ultimately ended in Bill losing his show as well as his right testicle. Debi's relationship with Bill Waggoner has since become something of an enigma, as Debi and Bill speak well of one another on air, but in private circles, their reserved animosity towards each other is brought to the forefront. Also, Debi has admittedly attempted to distribute illicit drugs to Bill and his crack-addicted family of aspies.


Ol Rooter

Debi claims to have a personal relationship with Ol Rooter in real life, going so far as to say she's been in his pizza parlor. This is clearly not true, as Ol Rooter has a video of her "visiting" his wife's birthday party in a Skype call. Ol Rooter also trolls her on her own show, providing evidence of the fact that he hates her along with the majority of the planet. This is further proven by his video tags he uses: "Debi bitch daly".

Ghost

Moar: Ghost

Debi thinks that because they are both "well known" BTR hosts, they are great friends. She also claims full right to play clips from his most recent show during her hour. It should be noted that Ghost hates anyone who steals content from his show, especially Debi. If she comes back late from a cigarette break, a frequent excuse is that she was "just on the phone with Ghost."

Personal Life

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Victor and his rumored mistress out on a special date

Husband

Her illegal immigrant husband, Vic, is a licensed bail bondsman who owns a company named Inferior Bail Bonds. Debi’s frequent misuse of Vic’s access to law enforcement databases is another exciting staple of her show (i.e. looking up warrants and performing credit checks on random listeners).

Son

Stephen has “special needs,” smokes weed every day, and has managed to convince his mother that playing video games such as Call of Duty qualifies as gainful employment. He’s clearly the product of good breeding.

Daughter

Heather can speak for herself. In fact, here’s a video of Heather asking for it:

Grandson

Jett, or the Dominator as his family calls him, is the illegitimate child of Heather and a fine gentleman the identity of whom she can't seem to recall. Her now ex-boyfriend, Sean, was scared away from that healthy relationship by Debi's own mental instability. Sean was both shocked and delighted when he was sued for child support and the DNA test results came out negative.

  • Possible other babby daddies include:
  • Mel Gibson
  • Stephen
  • Heather's own father, Billy Jack, a horse who went off to the glue factory years ago
  • Dalton, one of Debi's pet tards.
  • Trim, Debi's dead pimp
  • George W. Bush
  • Goofy Bone
  • Strope
  • Several other strange men

The Nervous Breakdown

Debi's most recent encounter with trolls has left her completely desperate and she's under the impression that someone by the user name of Wild Goose is orchestrating her "internet hate machine." In this excerpt from her tantrum, she blames Goose for producing blogs, videos, and inciting 4chan raids on her show:



Outrageous Claims

Debi is a pathological liar and at least 100% of what she says is falsehood. Here are some of her most notable lies.

No exceptions, but We know you can do better...
   
 
I was a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader.
 

 
 

   
 
I have a soul.
 

 
 

   
 
Trolls infiltrate my daughter's house parties.
 

 
 

   
 
Trolls infiltrate my daughter's house parties.
 

 
 

   
 
There was a radio in my backyard planted by someone other than myself.
 

 
 

   
 
I took too much “Xantac 75″ that’s why I’m fat y’all!
 

 
 

   
 
I had four engagement rings at one time.
 

 
 

   
 
I have only slept with Victor.
 

 
 

   
 
Everyone in Dallas wanted to marry me.
 

 
 

   
 
You guys have never caught me in a lie.
 

 
 

   
 
I've never been in a lawsuit.
 

 
 

   
 
I've never hated anyone.
 

 
 

   
 
I'm a psychic/intuitive.
 

 
 

   
 
Everyone hates me because I'm perfect.
 

 
 

   
 
I've never photoshopped any of my pictures.
 

 
 

   
 
I'm 42.
 

 
 

   
 
I've never done/seen this before.
 

 
 

   
 
I have good friends that stand by me
 

 
 

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