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Revision as of 20:12, 8 January 2012
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Angry Grandpa (Charlie Green) is the lulziest bi-polar person on YouTube, and quite possibly the world's most hilarious trailer trash Grandpa. The Angry Grandpa series on Youtube features him getting pissed off for no reason, yelling at inanimate objects, swearing like a back street negro, throwing food/trash all over the place, and telling children that there's no such thing as Santa Claus(even though he could quite easily pass for a mall Santa). All of the videos are filmed by his fat-fuck son, Michael, and his girlfriend, Bridgette.
Beginnings
The lulz began with the first video ever, where Angry Grandpa swears in front of his grandkids and tells them that there ain't no Santa Claus. This is an indication that Angry Grandpa may very well be Santa Claus in hiding, and many conspiracy theorists and basement dwellers have tried to expose Angry Grandpa for who he is but as of last Thursday they have been unsuccessful.
Ever since the first video gained enough fanbois, dozens more videos emerged, all of which are fucking funny(except for the ones where Angry Grandpa blogs. Michael is whoring grandpa out to Mtv and some White Trash wresting website.
DVD
Michael made a DVD of grandpa fucking Tina and was selling it so his fat ass doesn't have to work. That way he can continue making his shitty rap music.
The Cast
Charlie 'Angry Grandpa' Green - An old angry fuck with bi-polar disorder, causing him to spin out of control at any given moment. Has been banned from every Wal-Mart in a 100 mile radius for doing things like smashing a jar of jelly against the wall and swearing at employees. He complains about Michael being jobless and about people being on welfare, even though he doesn't work and cries whenever his food stamps don't come in on time. He has a large growth on his stomach that looks very similar to a beer belly, but it's more likely to be an alien growth or a sign of pregnancy.
Michael Green - Camera guy, jobless fatass, and an overall faggot. His only redemption in life is when he posts the latest video of his asshole dad(Angry Grandpa) and his white trash family. He is also a shitty rapper named Lyricold. He is actually a Mexican Rosie O'Donnell in disguise. He's 23.
Tina Green - Angry Grandpa's old wench. Only married Angry Grandpa because she was pregnant, instead of getting an abortion since white trash such as herself are too stupid/poor to get one. As the sole breadwinner of the family, Tina works as housekeeping maid (read: cleans toilets) at a motel. Tina is also obsessed with Elvis Prestley and spends hundreds on collectibles.
Bridgette West - Michael's girlfriend. Probably the only normal-looking person in the series, but just as fucked up as the rest of 'em. She gave head to Michael and swallowed on the second date. Sometimes recording with a second camera and does pranks with Michael. She's 17.
Jennifer - Michael's older sister and mother of the children in the first video. Also a total whore, she'll fuck anything that moves and she has horrific teeth. Her boyfriend beats her, but she's such a whore that she enjoys it and as of last tuesday, she abandoned her children to Angry Grandpa and ran away with her male master. Ok, im just kidding. Shes not a whore and shes actually a very good character in this series.
Things Angry Grandpa has broken
- Washing Machine
- Keyboard
- Michael's door
- Michael's anus
- Bridgette
- Bridgette's old laptop
- Microwaves
- Barbecue
- Fruit rack
- Grandchildren's belief in Santa
- The walls
- Door knob
- Car battery
- Valentine's Day balloon
- His grandchildren's feelings
- Tina's heart
- Pimento cheese
- Christmas lights
- Christmas tree
- Tina's tax forms
- His belt
- Tina
- Tina's vagina
- Grape jelly
- Some chairs
- Computer monitor
- Screen Door
- Swimming pool
- Slip n Slide
- Tina's Elvis crap
- Elvis Experience tickets
- Shed door
- His toenail
- Stomach cyst
- Michael's Camera
- TV
- Microwave(again)
- Toaster
- Stove/Oven
- Refrigerator
- Stereo
- Bathtub (along with rest of bathroom)
- Michael's HD TV
- Dryer(again)
- Fatboygetdown
- Marriage with Tina
Places Grandpa's been banned from
- Charlie Brown's Seafood Market
- Cici's Pizza
- McDonald's
- Papa John's Pizza
- Target
- Wall-Mart
Lulzy videos of Angry Grandpa
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Previous Video | Next Video |
Angry Grandpa LOVES Anonymous
Angry Grandpa made a video of how he loves Anonymous.
Fatboygetdown
A fat butthurt emo name [Fatboygetdown] who is known as fat boy my humps is pissed off at Angry Grandpa for calling him fat, causing him to rage like a pussy. He says he's beautiful and a sex symbol and likes what Angry Grandpa hates. However he's just embarrassing himself and everybody making fun of him for good lulz because Angry Grandpa made Fatboygetdown his fat bitch.
See Also
Similar Crazy Old Men
- Tourette's Guy Whose own father may well have been this guy.
- Epic Beard Guy
- Fred Phelps
- William J. Lashua His bi-polar opposite