Andreaurbanfox

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"Me a troll? I demand to be taken seriously !!!111!!1!"

AndreaUrbanFox brings attention to flood victims herself.

AndreaUrbanFox?

Mark David Chapman?

This looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and seeing quite a few shops in my time.

AndreaUrbanFox is a self-proclaimed "Dangerous Talker" and blogger/loser/spammer/stalker from London who suddenly decided she was a victim of Trent Reznor @ Twitter. The old Brazilian fart claimed she "only" wanted to make people aware of thousands of Brazil flood victims (boohoo) and decided to bring attention to them by shitting all over Trent's own charity efforts. Brilliant! This led to her being "attacked" by Reznor on Twitter for being a total fucktard. She also conveniently forgot that she had been calling Trent's woman Mariqueen a chick with a dick before Trent called her out for being a sad, little troll desperate for attention and blog hits.

Her hobbies include being hated everywhere she goes on da webz, whining about censorship, talking to her numerous friends, getting booted from social networking sites for being an insufferable cunt, and airbrushing the everlasting shit out of her pictures.

Reliable sources tells us she is related to Mark David Chapman[1], the famous über 1337 stalker (which is obvious if you look at the picture.)

The lulz

Trent responded to the offending attack tweet with this pearl of wisdom and lulz: "You know what else sucks? You." The plump troll didn't approve of this and started an epic internet crusade against Trent Reznor and Mariqueen on Twitter. Hate, lulz, and bitter fangirl tears showed up all over da webz. Andrea put her sausage-like fingers to work and produced a metric fuckton of blogs about Trent Reznor and how he has ruined her life. The blog feedback was positive, with comments ranging from "It's ok. I guess." to "sry. thought this was fatchicksinpartyhats.com." After all the attention the slightly overweight (lol) transvestite pig got, Andrea became even more of a psychotic-obsessed-cunt-troll and continues to stalk and harass both Trent Reznor and Mariqueen on Twitter and her blog.

	“	I can guarantee I am far from being a nutty fan. I enjoy the music very much but have no feelings towards reznor and am very happy he is to be married	„
	—AndreaUrbanFox - Caught in another lie.

AndreaUrbanFAIL

Reading Andrea's Twitter page is akin to poking yourself in the eye with a sharp stick. Repeatedly.

	“	Jew #Eric Jew The dude's dead, he doesn't need it lol.	„
	—@AndreaUrbanFox

	“	@trent_reznor Any good cock come your way or just @mariqueen `s?	„
	—@AndreaUrbanFox

	“	@Sarinninja you`re SO gay for @trent_reznor dude! He digs Asian ladyboys….you game? LOL	„
	—@AndreaUrbanFox

	“	are you sure @mariqueen isnt a ladyboy?It looks like one.Would make sense too cos I always thought @trent_reznor was gay ;)	„
	—@AndreaUrbanFox

Andrea doesn't care about black people people who need heart transplants:

	“	I cant say I care much for Eric or his family, sorry.	„
	—AndreaUrbanFox via some shitty blog.

Obviously she gets totally fucked up when she smokes her crack, since she apparently has her blonde moments:

	“	what’s the stupidest thing you’ve done while under the influence?: TRIED TO OPEN THE DOOR OF A 747 WHILE MID FLIGHT	„
	—totally true story according to herself!

The Reznor Factor: Motivations Explained

Andrea likes to pretend that her preoccupation with Reznor is not in anyway related to her desire to FUCK HIM LIKE AN ANIMAL. The internets say otherwise.

DO NOT WANT.

Obsession breeds insanity and lulz:

	“	I had a dream about you. In the dream we go out for a romantic meal. I think it was a japonese restaurant because they seated us in a little closed off booth...very cosy...very private...We enjoyed our food with a nice bottle of ice cold sake......I kick of my heels without you noticing a thing and started to gently rub my feet up and down your legs....Slowly moving up inside your trouser legs....You acted surprise at first but then smiled at me as if daring me to go further....We maintain eye contact all the time...No words were spoken....All we needed to say to each other was said with our eyes.....I get a bit braver.. started rubbing my feet in your lap....I can feel you getting bigger and I press down a little harder and you let go a deep sigh, almost a groan.....Then you unbutton your fly and lean back.....You are in ecstasy.... I can feel you, hot and big in between my feet....I can see the pleasure the lust in your eyes....I want more, you want more......But the waitress comes into out booth....We compose ourselves & pay the bill and leave giggling, happy, horny.....It's raining outside....We're both feeling very horny.....Gagging to feel, to taste each other....You grab me as we walk down the street....Pushing me up against a bus shelter.. ..It's late and the rain is getting stronger....There is nobody about....We start to kiss passionately.... Our hands moving all over each others bodies...Again we become totally turned on...Your hand up my skirt....My hand inside your trousers....We almost reach our climax.....but we just stop ourselves.......	„
	—AndreaUrbanFox wants da sex with Trent Reznor, From A Dreamers Dream blog entry.

Comments to this blogentry = teh win:

	“	Trent Reznor reads your blog?	„
	—JoeE Jack Wagner - A Dreamers Dream

	“	If he does all he needs to do is drop me a line and I will gladly tell him the rest of the dream which I cant possible blog ;)	„
	—AndreaUrbanFox - A Dreamers Dream

	“	Dreams with intent = reality ! :)	„
	—Wizard&Paradox - A Dreamers Dream

	“	if only .........	„
	—AndreaUrbanFox - A Dreamers Dream

See Also

• Twitter
• Trent Reznor
• Attention Whore
• Ruining The Internet
• Internet drama

External Links

• AndreaUrbanFox on Twitter

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