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Augusto Pinochet is Hitler's second reincarnation ([[Electric Boogaloo]]
Augusto Pinochet is Hitler's second reincarnation ([[Electric Boogaloo]]), he was a [[Chile|Chilean]][[Spic]] high rank militar, he was a Spic Dictator from 1973 to 1988, and killed [[OVER 9000|over 9000]] commies purely for the lulz.
 
== ALL HAIL ÜBERLORD ==
 
{{Squote|In A.D 1973.<p></p>
[[AYBABTU|War Was Beggining.]]}}
 
Once upon a time... there was a [[Communism|Commie]] called Salvador Allende, he was [[doing it wrong]] since is proved that communist is fail. All the Spics went ever more poor during his government, he fucked up the education, the agriculture and the economycs. People went BAWWWWWing to the milifags, and they put hands to work...
 
It was a windy midday of the [[9/11|11 of September]], 1973. The military was going to the Government HQ, lots of tanks and helicopters were decorating such beautiful scene, they were there. The tanks bombed "La Moneda", it was [[Pokemon|super effective!]].
 
Salvador, looking at that scene, took his gun (a Cubanfag gived it to him, a.k.a. Fidel Castro), and decided to be [[An Hero]]. The military took the power, making something like a government commitee. They choosed our Dear Lord, Augusto Pinochet.
 
During his government, he sent lots of commies and liberals to an Island near Easter Island for [[Spanish Inquisition|killing]] them later. All for the [[lulz]] and [[for great justice]].
 
=== USA? In my Politics? ===
 
Yes, [[americunt|americunts]] were involved, CIA was there.
 
'''Project FUBELT''' was aimed to manipulate all manipulable variables for making Salvador Allende never raise to power, and if he does, making a Military Coup. Nixon Said: "We don't want Chile to be another Cuba". ITT Corp. bought 70% of Chile's Telephone Company, founded a widespread newspaper and financied Allende's Oposition.
 
Also, '''Operation Condor''' was made for making all the countries of the south cone directed by dictators, with that, hopefully, erradicating all traces of Socialism and Communism there, [[kill it with fire|kill them with fire]].
 
== Aftermath ==

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Augusto Pinochet is Hitler's second reincarnation (Electric Boogaloo), he was a ChileanSpic high rank militar, he was a Spic Dictator from 1973 to 1988, and killed over 9000 commies purely for the lulz.

ALL HAIL ÜBERLORD

 
 
In A.D 1973.

War Was Beggining.
 


 

Once upon a time... there was a Commie called Salvador Allende, he was doing it wrong since is proved that communist is fail. All the Spics went ever more poor during his government, he fucked up the education, the agriculture and the economycs. People went BAWWWWWing to the milifags, and they put hands to work...

It was a windy midday of the 11 of September, 1973. The military was going to the Government HQ, lots of tanks and helicopters were decorating such beautiful scene, they were there. The tanks bombed "La Moneda", it was super effective!.

Salvador, looking at that scene, took his gun (a Cubanfag gived it to him, a.k.a. Fidel Castro), and decided to be An Hero. The military took the power, making something like a government commitee. They choosed our Dear Lord, Augusto Pinochet.

During his government, he sent lots of commies and liberals to an Island near Easter Island for killing them later. All for the lulz and for great justice.

USA? In my Politics?

Yes, americunts were involved, CIA was there.

Project FUBELT was aimed to manipulate all manipulable variables for making Salvador Allende never raise to power, and if he does, making a Military Coup. Nixon Said: "We don't want Chile to be another Cuba". ITT Corp. bought 70% of Chile's Telephone Company, founded a widespread newspaper and financied Allende's Oposition.

Also, Operation Condor was made for making all the countries of the south cone directed by dictators, with that, hopefully, erradicating all traces of Socialism and Communism there, kill them with fire.

Aftermath