Squid Game

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Squid Game (오징어 게임) is a Korean Netflix TV Series which is all about cool minigames and bestgore. Following the release of the show, it quickly became the most popular and watched series in Netflix's history, which subsequently caused a large surge of fanboys to have their attempt at recreating the games inside of video games such as Roblox and Minecraft, as well as some irl emulations. Interestingly, despite all the murder, gore, political themes, unsexy sex scenes and drama, a very sizable number of fans of Squid Game happen to be minors, by which we mean lolicon and shotacon-level of minors; not late teenagers. Whether this means that children are becoming more psychopathic is up for debate, but if it does then business for Encyclopedia Dramatica is predicted to be booming once again within the next few years.

The Plot

Squid Game is essentially just a battle royale type film where some poorfags compete to win some sheklez. You've probably seen similar concepts inside of old stickfigure flash animations or in Algodoo competition simulations. TL;DR, Squid Game is a cheap ripoff of BFDI. Apparently, the idea was so derivative that the script was written in 2009 but it took 10 years till someone gave enough of a shit to care about it.

Red Light, Green Light

456 people eventually find themselves, out of desperation, entering vehicles and then getting knocked out with neurotoxins, getting unconsciously molested, packed onto a cargo ship and transported to North Korea probably, the land of opportunity, thus formally entering the Squid Game. Their first challenge is to play red light green light. One guy who is probably a retard runs way ahead of everyone even after the red light is called because he's just too thirsty for that oversized doll at the finish line; he is promptly shot by the wall turrets. Once the other contestants realize what they've gotten themselves into, everybody tries to zerg the exit, but the doors are sealed shut and they all get eliminated.

Hell

In this episode, the contestants get the chance to leave the game if they want to, which a lot of them do because they're not hardcore enough. It isn't long before these people begin to realize how much their lives suck because they're poor plebs. All the contestants decide to come rolling back on in after only a day or so because they just suck that bad at life.

The Man with the Umbrella

The contestants play Sugar Honeycombs, a game where they must cut shapes out of a honeycomb plate without shattering their shape. Of course, since these guys are dumb enough to bet their entire life savings away on horse races, they are also too stupid to understand basic shapes and many people end up being eliminated because of that. Additionally, there is a sub plot where there's an undercover police officer who sneaks onto the Party Island because he's jelly he didn't get invited.

Stick to the Team

The contestants initiate a massive chimpout and start killing each other for no particular reason. The guards masturbate in the camera rooms while this happens until Oh Il-nam finally finished his load and demands the guards to stop the fighting. All this carnage and blood made Jang Deok-su (101) and Han Mi-nyeo (212) extremely horny so they headed over to the bathroom with each other. What followed was an extremely un-hot sex scene between the two characters in which 101 somehow finds her breedable despite her practically nonexistent, elderly titties, meanwhile they smoke in each other's faces. Later the contestants are allowed to have fun when they get to play Tug of War.

A Fair World

Some of the guards collaborate with contestant Byeong-Gi (111), who happens to be surgeon from TF2, to harvest organs from the eliminated contestants in exchange for knowledge on what the next minigame will be. The guards however are just scumbags and necrophiles who need his doctor skills to extract organs. They don't actually know what the next game is, so they keep 111 waiting until he eventually goes berserk at them and tries to kill them. They get caught and are all ordered to be shot, then hung for all to see.

Gganbu

In a twisted show of events, the game master decides to be a psychopath this time around by telling the contestants to pair up with their butt buddy for the next game, only for them to have to compete against each other in a game of marbles. For some reason this is the episode that fans of the show always BAWWW about.

Characters

All of the characters are slanty eyed zipperheads with funny chinky names, save for one sandnigger who is clearly the most likely to win as he is the only one with his eyes open.

The guards’ masks are shaped after the PlayStation controller buttons, for the nostalgiatards. They all wear predominantly hot-pink jumpsuits and some of them also have a large triangle on their masks to show that they are faggots.

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