Adventure Time

Imagine a time after a Nuclear Holocaust, now take away everything that would make it badass and replace it with useless magic and kingdoms made of candy. Add an annoying brat named Finn for a main character, his idiotic talking-dog, an even more annoying Princess and you'll get 'Adventure Time,' a show where crazy shit happens for the sake of entertaining people too cheap to purchase actual LSD.

Plot Summary

Besides the usual LSD-induced highs misnamed as adventures, the show does contain a coherent plot, meaning that it has cliffhanger endings at season finales to give viewers the sense that stuff happens despite nothing having been accomplished aside from a total drug-blown trip of unfunny jokes and psuedodrama for three-mindfucking-seasons.

In the end of Season 2 a series of unimportant events end with Princess Plot Device getting frozen, shattered, and returned to life as a loli due to the doctors not having enough gum to work with, as to how this kingdom was to believe that having no means to heal its ruler was a good idea is most likely due to either the brain-damage caused by the radiation of the Atomic Bombs or Pendleton Ward generally being too stoned to think of anything coherent. Later on, she gets un-lolified by absorbing parts of her subjects and retakes her kingdom from a lemon-guy who cannot calm the fuck down.

In the end of Season 3 Finn goes emo because Princess Cocktease isn't stereotypical weeb pedo for him, leading Jake to find him another girl. Being the dumbass furry that he is, Jake ends up pairing his friend with a girl who is not only made of fire, but also burns anything at the slightest provocation. Stuff happens, the fire bitch gets turned into a normal bitch and Finn says that he might have a crush on someone that isn't the pink bitch.

Who will it be? Well, it's not like it makes a difference since all the chicks in this world are equally batshit, combined with the show trying too hard when it comes to oh-so-dramatic plotwriting.

Characters

A shape-shifting furry leading up to tentacle rape, who would've seen it coming?

Because everyone who watches this show has the intellectual quotient of a shit-taco, all the characters are color-coded and have no personality whatsoever.

• Finn: The sexually-clueless, stupid-hat-wearing adventure-ho that the series revolves on. Being raised by dogs and useless at everything that is not being a white knight, there’s nothing redeemable about him.
• Jake: Finn's pedo-voiced dog, and also his only friend.
• Princess Bubblegum: The pink one, only notable for ruling a land named after the sound most people make when hallucinating on (surprise surprise) LSD.
• Marceline: The gray one. You'd guess that her being a 'Vampire Queen' would make her remotely badass but get ready to flip your shit, in this universe vampires suck the color red, they literally suck the color red out of things, making her the biggest slap to the face to vampire-fanatics since 'Twilight'.
• The Ice King: The blue one, an old coot who wastes his life kidnapping princesses for generic-villain reasons. As to how he hasn't managed to impregnate a single one is a mystery as nearly all of the female population consists of fucking princesses, and shit-stupid ones at that; then again, one of his penguin minions did get pregnant. But how would anyone expect logic from a show written by cutting-edge stoners?
• Lumpy Space Princess: The purple one, a typical teenage brat except that she's voiced by a man, proof of the faggotry by the show's creators.

Adventure Time with Fionna and Cake

Because Frederator Studios (the creators of the show) have a gender-bending fetish, as proven in one of their previous shows, they decided to turn the main character's sexual-cluelessness into full-blown sexual-retardation via change into the inferior gender. Also acknowledging that people only watch their shows to ship the characters, the whole episode is just about a date between Finn's busty gender-swap and the pink one's faggy gender-swap. And just to ante up the faggotry, it turns out that Finn's gender-swap is in love with the 'Ice King' and it's all a fanfiction written by the gay old freak.

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Shipping

Since the only thing dumber than romantically-incoherent cartoon characters are the fans of said romantically-incoherent cartoon characters, this results in the sole notability of the Adventure Time fandom: Shipping every character with every other character (EVERY. OTHER. SINGLE. CHARACTER).

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Videos

Yeah, force that enthusiasm

Like, it wasn't funny in the lumping Smurfs and it totally isn't funny here

Somebody didn't take his medications

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See Also

• Fukushima I nuclear accidents
• LSD

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