Delivery-chan

The pic pretty much says it all.

Delivery-chan is a camwhore who lurks on /b/.

Unlike typical camwhores however, Delivery-chan is a true /b/tard who understands the rules. Delivery-chan is not only eager to fill requests but will even aid your book-keeping of her n00dz by archiving them and poasting them to rapidshit herself.

She loves Anonymous and takes all reasonable requests from /b/; tits, vagoo, pooper, feets, objects in vagoo, and even the occasional pee related request. She does it for the lulz, and she does it Right Fucking Nao.

Delivery-chan never dicks around with that 'post ending in' crap, or any other examples of the cancer that is killing /b/. She enjoys fulfilling silly or random requests such as dildo in ear or Rubix cube in vagoo.

Delivery-chan has stated three rules regarding image requests: 1. No poop. 2. No eating weird things. 3. Nothing that causes excessive physical pain or illness.

Bio

Very little is known about Delivery-chan. She is a pudgy bisexual 19 year old who resides in Broken Arrow, Oklahoma. She has a Stickam account which was still active as of May 2008.

Delivery-chan has a strong aversion to marriage. Presumably she wishes to become a collared submissive to, and/or fuck Anonymous.

Her AIM and myspace name is LurvesMudkipz. Her facebook is at http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1439010662

Recent News

In June, Delivery-chan told Anonymous that she would soon be traveling to another state to meet with a male /b/tard whom she identified as the same person who posted the Darth Chauncey threads which are made of win and chemo. As per her name, she took requests from anonymous as to what they would do. She promised to post pictures and/or video of the requests (which included buttsecks, cumshots, and consensual sex in the missionary position), on b and rapidshit when she returned around June 16, 2008. Later on the same week, she began posting pics with the Anonymous boyfriend, and the thread got 404'ed by a sage-bomber.

After someone else started a new thread, Delivery-chan was banned for camwhoring. She is presumed dead. She may or may not be An Hero.

Lesson learned: If you're a camwhore, do NOT meet male /b/tards IRL. For more information, see Zoey Zane

Anonymous recently discovered Delivery-chan is not dead, and has actually moved from her home state of Oklahoma to live with the same male /b/tard from above in North Carolina.

Media

Galleries

Non Pr0nz About missing Pics

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  A challenger appears.
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  Feets.
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  Armpit.
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  Bras.

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  Hay gaiz I found this what shud i do? Whut, put it in me?
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  It are too big! o wait u ment in mouth
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  NOOO IT ARE NOT CHEEZBURGAR
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  Not only lieks Mudkips but produces Rule 34 on demand...
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  ...and then makes out with it.
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  Moar.
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  MOAR!
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  OH FUCK NO MOAR NO MOAR
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  Failed angle shot.
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  Freckle on foot...
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  ...and shoe on head. Perfection.
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  Secret unlockable keyboard on head.
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  Anonymous goes where?
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  Loli shot.
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  Emo shot.
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  Anon will skin Bernie in his sleep, whoever he is.
• Darth Chauncey poses on D-chan's tits. Lucky Bastard.
  Darth Chauncey poses on D-chan's tits. Lucky Bastard.

Pr0nz About missing Pics

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  Vagoo.
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  Tits on mirror.
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  Moar tits on mirror.
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  Vagoo and lubed fingers.

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  Moar vagoo and lubed fingers.
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  D-chan works her clit.
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  Love letter. On boobs.
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  Ass.
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  Vagoo and pooper.
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  D-Chan checks her oil.
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  The challenger makes his case.
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  Sharpie goes where?
• D-chan and Anonymous have fun.
  D-chan and Anonymous have fun.
• Sexy pose.
  Sexy pose.

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