Kelly Kalogerakos

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Kelly Kalogerakos = infected with GOTIS You can help by not giving her any attention.

Kelly Kalogerakos is a white knight heart-throb/female Charlie Sheen. A classic example of GOTI, she lures white knights from all over the interwebs. She must be VERY famous for doing this, because when you start typing her name into google, autofill finds the address automatically, as though the address was being searched ALL THE TIME by horny teenagers. The results usually yield her accounts on various websites, typically containing her crappy doodles, shit cosplays, memes that have been on the internet for so long it isn't funny - and of course, where would any self-respecting GOTI be without those fap-along-to photographs?

She will attract - and if they live within Florida, screw, the following:

• Asns
• Fat boring horny teens
• Actually...anything in trousers
• Also anything in a skirt

Despite the fact this web-tease has had a baby - and another is on the way - she's still to be found on the interwebs, in various guises. Even when she openly admits to having a boyfriend, she STILL proceeds to score dick and lure horny teenage boys and other internet losers - and what's so funny is they actually fucking believe it, which you gotta admit, gives her an epic win at trolling.

Kelly can be provoked - upon finally fucking getting the message that it's all photos and no sex, disgruntled white knights typically turn on Kelly - and each time you can guarantee she'll flame back with these usual stories:

• I HAVE A BABY FOR FUCKS SAKE! HOW DARE YOU?!
• I NEVER ASKED YOU TO LIKE ME!
• FINE. You WON'T find tits like mine anywhere else on the internet.
• I AM GOING TO BLOCK YOU, (But at some point later on she unblocks anybody at the receiving end of this one...)

More or less, the quickest and most fun way to piss her off, is to tell her she's a serial dater.

IRL though, when confronted - which usually is in her workplace - which is usually some crappy food outlet - she quits and storms out of the place, leaving the poor fuck who she's supposed to be dating not only without pussy, but without any fucking money whatsoever, because even when she's unemployed, she HAS to be at an anime convention dressed in a blood-stained Haruhi cosplay - which due to her retardedness takes her a long time to fix up!

She also claims that IRL when drunk, she gets naked - kinda similar to when she's on the interwebs GOTI-ing her 'bad-ass pusseh', (self-description) all over the place.

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