Talk:Kelly Kalogerakos

This article will be kept a little more civil this time. Jazzybellio4912

Perhaps you should prepare all of your screenshots and links beforehand and write the entire thing in one go rather than making several short edits on the same day. As it is, it is juvenile. -Dsgrntld

Perhaps you should find something better to do that just looking at the 'recently edited' section on a site filled with parody articles? As doing that is clearly boring... Jazzybellio4912

Do you even have any links to share? Information sure would be useful in an article. -Dsgrntld

Just so that she isn't over-trolled - because watching this drama is funny enough as it is, I'll post it all here for now, potentially on the main page at this copypasta: http://itskoalateatime.tumblr.com/ right now I'd love to find the accompanying pr0n site - she's bawwwleted the link a kind anon posted on her tumblr though.

Also checking her youtube account, she's got another 'main tumblr' account at the moment, which is here: http://whatapatoot.tumblr.com/ PLUS be sure to check out this weeaboo creep who follows her around: http://askblowpop.tumblr.com/post/43240186080/here-at-the-gaylord-they-have-good-taste-in-names Jazzybellio4912

All I see here is a terrible unfunny attack article about someone nobody cares about. I see no lulz into it. Unless someone can prove me wrong, dont remove that template. ••General Niggerson 17:32, 11 March 2013 (EDT)

^ This. Talk to me|Contribs 18:55, 11 March 2013 (EDT)

I saw what you meant and changed some bits around in the article. The funny butthurt screenies will be posted as they occur, but that isn't too frequent. This article occurred when she started getting super-pissed with people chatting about this other porno blog - so that's what this article needs to be about. Jazzybellio4912

Having just checked through the comments, it doesn't look like a blog - it looks like some photos she posted of herself as Princess Bubblegum from adventure time butt-nekked. But she admitted that she was an online whore on this tumblr post here . Now in that post it looks like she does some nude work somewhere on the asstubes, but she'll use an alias, which is why it's taking so long to track her down. Jazzybellio4912

WTF? She has a second tumblr here: http://whatapatoot.tumblr.com/post/44322788383/i-made-this-really-quick-as-you-see-my-location Jazzybellio4912

I liek hur bum... moar ploz. - Mr.Jonzz 18:51, 1 April 2013 (EDT)

Give her about....five minutes after she's read today's update? Jazzybellio4912

I'll have to find a new link for Kelly's song, since she went to YouTube and complained about it/flashed her buns around a bit, and YouTube took it down.. Jazzybellio4912

Dat ass is not her ass. The original post is from: http://empresswuofthetangclan.tumblr.com/post/46695631252/hi-these-are-some-pictures-of-my-butt-that-ive. Obviously, someone can't tell a reblogged post on from an original. - LadyDeadpoolMan

I posted what she posted - and yes, those butts are all waaay too thin to be hers. Jazzybellio4912

still a shitty attack article - starting to get better though

still a shitty attack article - starting to get better though with the drama documentation though.-- Talk to me|Contribs 21:06, 5 April 2013 (EDT)

Thanks - and moar to come! Jazzybellio4912

fap

I liek this series of pics; they made me do a sex-piss on my tummy...

• Mr.Jonzz 17:03, 9 April 2013 (EDT)

She's begining to turn me on. ••General Niggerson 18:47, 9 April 2013 (EDT)

I would give up ED for her Schnookums   18:48, 9 April 2013 (EDT)

• hhmmm, now where can i put this in the article? Any suggestions? ••General Niggerson 19:00, 9 April 2013 (EDT)

I've placed it at the top of the page! Also check out the updates! Jazzybellio4912

How to NOT cover up your own ass

So my contact here on ED Cancerish was her huh? I guess we aren't getting those pr0n links now. :( Jazzybellio4912

You boys are making me blush.. Stop it.
Now...JazzyJazzyJazzy where have you gone.. I've been trying to reach you my sweet. Did I scare you off? :(
By the way how many times do I have to tell you I'm not Cancerish
You know for a stalker you sure don't pay attention. LeeLoo

That's because of the intel I have on Kelly - apparently she ignores all her little friends she gets tired of, because she knows that she gets EVEN MOAR attention when she does that. So the idea of giving her some silent treatment whilst she shat herself was too good to miss. What's funny is that so far it's worked - she's threatening all her friends etc etc - but what's even more funny is why she's doing this - to protect her tumblr at all costs - because even though she has a family and friends IRL, she's obsessed with her e-whoring business, thus proving that she is, infact, an online whore. Jazzybellio4912

Moar socks plz. • Mr.Jonzz 17:43, 10 April 2013 (EDT)

Oh hai Kelly! As everybody noes: where you get Lauren Faust, you get bronies. Also, I found it funny how you choose koalas - as most of them have chlamydia.

It's one thing to be naked/half naked IRL around a pool or whatnot, but posting it online? If you didn't want basement dwellers asking you creepy questions on tumblr, then perhaps you shouldn't have posted photos of yourself naked online and semi naked on your blog? We all know why you're really doing it so quit bitching about it. Jazzybellio4912

I'll just leave this here.

Here is her nudes, all that I could find. Blog named removed to avoid takedown due to epic ween kids.

I suck at editing, so feel free to add them in. http://imgur.com/a/D5xqf http://imgur.com/a/cPqV5 MrCKMongler

>just woke up
>diamond-cutter
>jackpot
• Mr.Jonzz 03:08, 26 April 2013 (EDT)

SWEET! ••General Niggerson 04:26, 26 April 2013 (EDT)

Good work! Adding them now. Jazzybellio4912

Yes. An asspat for the effort is always appreciated. MrCKMongler

here is another for you. who is that guy in the background? maybe the one whose cock she was sucking? http://imgur.com/EJd7IIR MrCKMongler

This will fill in that empty gap on the gallery - the guy in the background is apparently her boyfriend so expect some article revisions. Jazzybellio4912

I'll take that asspat now. MrCKMongler

Who better to ask than the gal herself? Jazzybellio4912

I have added her name to Attention Whore and Victim complex as well, and proofread the whole article for you, Jazzybellio4912. What do you think so it currently? LIATBuster30011

An improvement! I still find the odd word or two which needs changing, the proof-read and the extra links are muchly-appreciated. Jazzybellio4912

AOTN

It's coming together really nicely. I think it should be good for aotn soon. ••General Niggerson 07:39, 19 May 2013 (EDT)

Do you mean 'Article Of The Week' or 'Attention-seeker Of The Week'? Jazzybellio4912

There's no such thing as 'Article Of The Week'. ••General Niggerson 19:50, 20 May 2013 (EDT)

'Article of the Now' or 'Attention-seeker of the Now'. Better? Jazzybellio4912

I think that work out very well. Now that the Tumblr MeganSpeak is up on the front page. :D LIATBuster30011 17:47, 28 May 2013 (EDT)

Name changer

It's likely she's using a different alias to ply her trade - she will be plying it somewhere, because obviously she thinks that if we can't see her on e-corners, we could assume she isn't there anymore. Of course, we could also give her a little time. She'll re-appear somewhere eventually.

My money is on an anime con. Jazzybellio4912

*sniff*

I wish my mother had been a sexy pink-haired internet celebrity instead of a boring old NORP who spent her time with me rather than counting her Likes and ReTweets... I might not be as fucked up as I am now. • Mr.Jonzz 18:48, 9 January 2014 (EST)

But with Kelly, you do the fucking, shureley? Jazzybellio4912

This article should have been AOTN

• Just sayin'. Her boyfriend broke up with her thanks to it. That's front page stuff. oddguy 15:30, 20 April 2014 (EDT)

• If you go on her Tumblr, somebody's asked her if she still does porn - and there is a relatively lulzy response from Kelly - so she's still trollable... Jazzybellio4912

• Link you fuck. oddguy 15:54, 21 April 2014 (EDT)

• It's here obviously... And yes - her boyfriend is now her assrabbit. She has visitation rights with her kids, which is why her boyfriend still appears in some of her photos - I guess like a fat-girl-angle shot but with her kids. Jazzybellio4912

April 27, 2014 ^reply 16:43, 21 April 2014 (EDT)

This bitch

I would love nothing more than to turn her into a maid isolated to my own estate. Slowly through subtle deconstruction, I will remove all previous notions of "nerddom" and other silly ideologies and rather instill the truth that her duty in this life is provided through her womanly fertility. She will have a strict dress code that encompasses plantation-era southern gowns and I will liberally engage in lovemaking with her, oftentimes forcing her to orgasm no matter her mental intentions. Ultimately, she will be much happier than if she had remained a tumblr whore. ♥♥♥ 21:57, 27 April 2014 (EDT)

Freaky shit on her tumblr...

Timed to co-inside with the AOTN, she's changed around [her Tumblr, baaawwleted all of her posts, and there's some link in the sidebar titled 'store envy' which leads here where she has conveniently posted her email address: [email protected]

Perhaps she's about to cave into demand and open 'KOALA X RATED ONLINE STORE'? Jazzybellio4912

thought about nudes

Don't mean to be a dick but we're not a revenge porn site, DON'T GET ME WRONG THO: I know nothing about this person, if she is posting it on her own site then it is completely fine to reproduce. However, if they were gotten in some other means then we should think about removing them. --Mantequilla (talk) 18:51, 2 May 2014 (EDT)

She posted these on a porno/stripper site she was using, which were then acquired by a contributor. Jazzybellio4912