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[[Image:Dowling gay.jpg|thumb|The shirtlifter in question.]] | [[Image:Dowling gay.jpg|thumb|The shirtlifter in question.]] | ||
In September of 2007, Jim was kicked off the [[lie|celebrity]] reality TV show 'Hell's [[In the kitchen|Kitchen]]' for insulting another [[fail]] celebrity, Big Brother contestant Brian Dowling, by calling him a 'shirtlifter', which is UK slang for a [[fag|gay]]. Although this was an entirely accurate assessment of his [[Furry|deviant lifestyle]], the media collectively [[shit bricks]] and demanded his head. Even the notoriously [[Conservatism|right wing]] newpaper [[tabloid|The Daily <s>Mail</s> Fail]] jumped on the 'Fuck Jim' bandwagon. | In September of [[2007]], Jim was kicked off the [[lie|celebrity]] reality TV show 'Hell's [[In the kitchen|Kitchen]]' for insulting another [[fail]] celebrity, Big Brother contestant Brian Dowling, by calling him a 'shirtlifter', which is UK slang for a [[fag|gay]]. Although this was an entirely accurate assessment of his [[Furry|deviant lifestyle]], the media collectively [[shit bricks]] and demanded his head. Even the notoriously [[Conservatism|right wing]] newpaper [[tabloid|The Daily <s>Mail</s> Fail]] jumped on the 'Fuck Jim' bandwagon. | ||
No stranger to [[drama|controversy]], | No stranger to [[drama|controversy]], four years earlier he cancelled gigs because [[asspie|disabled]] audience members at one of his performances refused to be moved from the front row. Given the [[Nazi]]'s policy towards the [[Retard|handicapped]], it wasn't the best move on their part. But then they are mentals. | ||
{{quote|I wheely hate those fucking cripples|Jim's official response to the drama}} | {{quote|I wheely hate those fucking cripples|Jim's official response to the drama}} | ||
Eventually, after even the cripples and mental defectives decided they didn't want to watch him any more, Jim was reduced to prancing around in tights in front of those [[underage b&|too young to know any better]]. But it would seem that even they don't care for Jim and his [[racist|controversial]] [[unfunny|humor]]. | |||
{{squote|Jim Davidson was [[butthurt|furious]] after being put in his place – by a heckling boyscout. | |||
The 53-year-old comic was said to be seething after receiving foul-mouthed abuse from the junior punter during a packed pantomime. | |||
Davidson, in character as [[Dick]] Whittington, asked the Kent audience: "Do you know who I am?" | |||
And the scout, in full uniform, ‘[[lulz|brought the house down]]’ by yelling back: "Yes, you’re a fucking [[wanker]]." | |||
According to The Sun, Davidson spent the rest of the half with a scowl on his face. He went to try to find the scoutmaster in the foyer during the interval ‘to give him [[buttsecks|a piece of his mind]]’, but [[fail|to no avail]]. | |||
The comic, who used to be a scout himself, was apparently left ‘[[stfu|speechless]]’, with an unnamed source saying: "[[U mad?|He didn’t like the fact he was being laughed at]]." | |||
The newspaper has now put an appeal out to the lad, whose interruption came during the Sunday matinee performance at the 920-seat Orchard Theatre in Dartford.|[http://www.chortle.co.uk/news/2006/12/20/4843/what_a_dick UK comedy website, Chortle, reporting on Jim getting pwned by a little kid].}} | |||
== Gallery == | == Gallery == | ||
Revision as of 17:27, 10 June 2012
Jim Davidson is an English working man's club comedian, who endeavours to carry on the fine British comedy tradition of racist and sexist jokes.
His stand-up routine is a cutting-edge combination of jokes about black person, cripples, teh gheys, and anyone who isn't white, English, and from London. This usually generates vast amounts of drama. Some have argued that he does it for the lulz, except it isn't funny.
In September 2007, Jim Davidson was thrown out of a reality TV show for calling a fag a fag. Truly the ZOG machine has won.
Quotes
—Typical Davidson joke. | ||
—Cutting edge satire we've come to expect from Jim | ||
—Sometimes he gets it right | ||
Drama
In September of 2007, Jim was kicked off the celebrity reality TV show 'Hell's Kitchen' for insulting another fail celebrity, Big Brother contestant Brian Dowling, by calling him a 'shirtlifter', which is UK slang for a gay. Although this was an entirely accurate assessment of his deviant lifestyle, the media collectively shit bricks and demanded his head. Even the notoriously right wing newpaper The Daily Mail Fail jumped on the 'Fuck Jim' bandwagon.
No stranger to controversy, four years earlier he cancelled gigs because disabled audience members at one of his performances refused to be moved from the front row. Given the Nazi's policy towards the handicapped, it wasn't the best move on their part. But then they are mentals.
—Jim's official response to the drama | ||
Eventually, after even the cripples and mental defectives decided they didn't want to watch him any more, Jim was reduced to prancing around in tights in front of those too young to know any better. But it would seem that even they don't care for Jim and his controversial humor.
Gallery
The follolwing pictures prove, for a fact, that Jim Davidson loves buttsecks with Nick Griffin, leader of the British National Party.
Kill it with fire
A commufag demonstrates the correct application of Jim Davidson to fire.