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{{Notice|[[Anthropophobia]] should [[not be confused with]] '''Anthropomorphobia''', which is the understandable fear of [[furries]].}} | {{Notice|[[Anthropophobia]] should [[not be confused with]] '''Anthropomorphobia''', which is the understandable fear of [[furries]].}} | ||
[[Image:IRL_the_game.jpg|thumb|right|You should try it. It's pretty [[awesome]]]] | |||
[[File:Anthropophobia.jpg|thumb|right|[[Typical]] anthropophobe.]] | |||
[[File:not-racist-hate-everyone.jpg|thumb|right|Tactic #56 in the series "How to explain anthropophobia without actually admitting that you are merely an insufferable cunt."]] | |||
[[File:people-equals-shit.jpg|thumb|right|Taking the "tough guy" route.]] | |||
'''Anthropophobia''' is a [[mental illness]] characterized by a general fear of [[people]] and of human contact. In spite of its prevalence [[OTI]], anthrophobia is not one of the frequently self-diagnosed [[disorder]]s, unlike [[Asperger's Syndrome]], [[ADHD]], [[fibromyalgia]], etc. | '''Anthropophobia''' is a [[mental illness]] characterized by a general fear of [[people]] and of human contact. In spite of its prevalence [[OTI]], anthrophobia is not one of the frequently self-diagnosed [[disorder]]s, unlike [[Asperger's Syndrome]], [[ADHD]], [[fibromyalgia]], etc. | ||
== Types of Anthropophobes == | == Types of Anthropophobes == | ||
[[ | Many [[furries]] suffer from anthropophobia; many would rather get off by seeing the word ''[[yiff|YIFF]]'' typed a few times in an [[AIM]] conversation than leave their homes in order to have [[actual]] [[sex]]. | ||
There is also the generic [[basement-dweller]], who will never lose his or her [[virginity]] and spends most of his/her time [[on the internet]] playing [[World of Warcraft]] or some other shitty [[MMORPG]]. | |||
==Diagnostic Assessment== | |||
Anthropophobia can be identified by some or all of the following symptoms: | |||
*Living in a subterranean domicile | |||
*Pervasive neckbeard, especially among females | |||
*Frequent viewing of animu | |||
*Consumption of pocky, voracious or limited | |||
*Ownership of Apple products | |||
*Virginity | |||
*Membership in the furry, otherkin, and/or brony "communities" | |||
*Paying to use a forum | |||
==Prognosis== | |||
'''Get a fucking life, loser.''' | |||
== Known Athropophobes == | == Known Athropophobes == | ||
* [[TheAmazingAtheist]] | * [[TheAmazingAtheist]] | ||
* [[ | * [[RootBrian]] | ||
* [[BitingBeaver]] | * [[BitingBeaver]] | ||
Revision as of 01:01, 24 July 2012
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Anthropophobia should not be confused with Anthropomorphobia, which is the understandable fear of furries. |




Anthropophobia is a mental illness characterized by a general fear of people and of human contact. In spite of its prevalence OTI, anthrophobia is not one of the frequently self-diagnosed disorders, unlike Asperger's Syndrome, ADHD, fibromyalgia, etc.
Types of Anthropophobes
Many furries suffer from anthropophobia; many would rather get off by seeing the word YIFF typed a few times in an AIM conversation than leave their homes in order to have actual sex.
There is also the generic basement-dweller, who will never lose his or her virginity and spends most of his/her time on the internet playing World of Warcraft or some other shitty MMORPG.
Diagnostic Assessment
Anthropophobia can be identified by some or all of the following symptoms:
- Living in a subterranean domicile
- Pervasive neckbeard, especially among females
- Frequent viewing of animu
- Consumption of pocky, voracious or limited
- Ownership of Apple products
- Virginity
- Membership in the furry, otherkin, and/or brony "communities"
- Paying to use a forum
Prognosis
Get a fucking life, loser.
