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'''Dickgirl''' is a name lovingly given to [[men|women with penises]] (in contrast to [[cuntboy]]s, which are [[Rosie O'Donnell|men with vaginas]]). If a dickgirl is thought to be a regular girl by an [[newfags|unsuspecting victim]], when it turns out to have a banana where their fish pocket ought to be said dickgirl is known as a [[trap]]. When said abominations are drawn into pornography by [[basement-dwellers]] when they're not busy posting about how much they like it in the butt on [[LiveJournal]], it is referred to as ''Futanari''.
'''Dickgirl''', also known as a [[Trap]], is a name lovingly given to [[men|women with penises]].  This is in contrast to [[cuntboy]]s, which are [[Rosie_O'Donnell|men with pussies]]. Dickgirls are almost the same as '''chicks with dicks''', but with a few differences, such as [[tits|tit]] size.
[[Image:Futa anatomy.jpg|thumb|Scientists believe that this is some weird ass shit]]


Dickgirls are so popular among [[Anonymous]] that they can be commonly found on 4Chan's /b/ and /d/ board along with 7Chan's /d/, /di/, /elit/, /fn/, etc. Dickgirl also goes by the name "Futanari," a name [[azn|Japanese]] in origin that pertains primarily to animated or hand-drawn dickgirl [[porn|pr0nz]]. This is commonly seen as one of the less [[offended|offensive]] sexual fetishes the internet has to offer, being slightly less ghey than [[furry|furfaggotry]] and a little more ghey than pretty much everything else. Dickgirls are preferred by [[divide by zero|fags that also like boobies]]. The controversy as to whether fapping to dickgirls is gay or not has gone on for [[at least 100]] years, which is in part due to the fact that closet faggots have been well known to be the most adamant defenders of really ghey shit. Of course, [[some argue]] that those who [[fap]] to Dickgirls are [[bisexual]]. There are different variations of pr0nz in which dickgirls are featured, each with [[over 9000|varying levels of faggotry]].  
'''Futanari''' (''futa'' for short) is [[hentai]] with women who obtain gargantuan semen cannons through [[magic]] and shit. However, some futa girls also happen to have a vagina in addition to the ungodly cock, which is just enough to make a straight man masturbate to it and regret it for the rest of his life. Like all other sick porn loved by fags in denial, Futanari can commonly be found on 4Chan's /b/ and /d/ boards, along with 7Chan's /d/, /di/, /elit/, and /fn/.


== Dickgirls IRL ==
==Real-life Dickgirls==
[[Image:dickgirls‑cartoons.jpg|thumb|As hot as it gets]]
[[File:Hot_chick_surprise.gif|thumb|right|SURPRISE, FAGGOT!]]
It's important to note that dickgirls are not actually girls as the name might suggest. [[IRL]] dickgirls are actually men with fake boobs and a very real (yet small) man cock (except in the case of [http://www.stileproject.com/videos/8522/biggest-penis-on-planet-earth.html this guy], his cock is huge). [[Expert|Experts]] suggest The only reason IRL dickgirls aren't called "Boobmen" is due to the desperate attempt IRL dickgirl enthusiasts make to sound [[not gay]]. IRL dickgirls that are thought to be girls by [[newfag|unsuspecting victims]] that turn out to have a banana where their fish pocket ought to be are widely known as [[trap|traps]].
It's important to note that [[IRL]] dickgirls are not actually girls as the name suggests. Real-life dickgirls are actually men with [[breast implants]] and a very real, yet small, penises. Experts suggest the only reason hermaphrodites aren't called "Boobmen" is due to the desperate attempt by IRL dickgirl enthusiasts make it to sound [[not gay]]. Real-life dickgirls include:
*[[Barbara Schwarz]]
*[[Chyna]]
*[[Goddess Bunny]]
*[[Lady Gaga]]
*[[Line Trap]]
*[[Rebecca]]
*[[Trap-kun]]


IRL Dickgirls:
==Gallery==
 
[[File:walterratleymlpfuta.png|810px|thumb|center|A retarded [[Tartlet]] wanting [[My Little Pony]] futa]]
* [[Rebecca]]
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* [[Trap-kun]]
<center><gallery perrow="5">
* [[Bridget]]
Image:HermaphroditeSex.gif|[[Virgin|It's not like you were gonna use your heterosexuality anyway]]
* [[Chyna|Joan Marie Laurer]]
Image:Dickgirls.gif
* [[Lady Gaga]]
Image:Futa anatomy.jpg|Scientists believe that this is some weird-ass shit
* [[Line Trap]]
Image:Chicks_with_dicks_2.jpg|[[Large Hadron Collider|Large Hardon Collider]]
* [[Goddess Bunny]]
Image:Hermaphrodite-twins.jpg
* [[Moot]]
</gallery></center>
* [[Barbara Schwarz]]
* [[You]]
* [[Your Mom]]
* [[George W. Bush|W]]
* [[16 year old girls|Anybody from England]]
 
== "Regular" Dickgirls ==
Much like anything with "regular" in the title or description, regular ("cartoon") dickgirls are pretty [[meh]]. Regular dickgirls are all drawn by [[basement dweller|basement dwellers]] who suck too much at drawing [[animu]] style. This is done when they're not busy fapping to ''Naruto'' fanfiction or posting about how much they like it in the butt on their [[LiveJournal]]. This form of dickgirl is preferred by kids that don't want to do something gay like fap to [[hentai]]. There really isn't much left to say about it. The only thing gheyer than cartoon dickgirls are the people that google for it all day.
 
== Futanari ==
[[Image:Chicks_with_dicks_2.jpg|thumb|[[Large Hadron Collider|Large Hardon Collider]].]]
[[Image:walterratleymlpfuta.png|thumb|A retarded horny [[retard]] from DeviantART is even furry for [[ponies|My Little Pony]] futa.]]
Futanari (futa for short) is the primarily Japanese style of [[hentai]] where the participants have the physiques of women and the genitalia of a [[Mr. Hands|large farm animal]]. Unlike IRL dickgirls, most futanari girls are actually girls (originally) and obtained their gargantuan semen cannons through the work of [[magic]] or pseudoscience, which totally makes it ok to [[fap]] to. Some futa girls have a vagina in addition to an ungodly cock from hell, making them 32.33% (repeating, of course) ghey, which is just enough to make a straight man [[fap]] to it and regret it for the rest of his life. The daily life of a futa girl is just like normal girl's, as their hobbies by and large consist of FUCKING EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING (except for [[you]]). Due to the fact that there are missile silos smaller than some futa girls' dicks, it is widely believed that futa girls have no internal organs in order to make room for all the dick in the butt, and that the same magic that gave the girls their mammoth meat pillars is what keeps them alive and well. This was later disproved when some asshole made guro-futanari. Futa is for fags in denial, fucktards, losers, people with dick fetishes who claim to be straight and John McCain. In fact, if elected president, he is changing the flag to a picture of a dickgirl shitting dick nipples.
 
Futanari is a dangerous form of creepy hentai, as it is readily available for synergy with other fagtastic [[weeaboo]] fetishes such as <s>[[pedophilia]]</s> [[infantilism]], [[scat]], [[furry|furfaggotry]], [[BDSM]], [[guro]] and countless other forms of fucked up shit that [[btard|/b/]] faps to.
 
== NOTE TO ALL WEEBOOS ==
It has recently come to light that all Azn women have penises whether they have vaginae or not . This coupled with the fact that azn men look a lot like girls means that all of Asia is in fact a trap.
[http://dwstudios.bloobunni.com/Pokemon_herm_world_part_one_ASH.htm Historical Document 1]
 
== Gallery ==
<gallery>
Image:Dickgirlirl.jpg|It's so big!
Image:Dickgirls.gif|Typical dickgirls
File:Hentai trap.gif
Image:Hermaphrodite-twins.jpg|[[X? In My Y?|Dickgirls? In my]] [[IRL]]? [[Nice try]].
Image:Hot_chick_surprise.gif|A dickgirl in real life.
File:HermaphroditeSex.gif
</gallery>
 
== See also ==
* [[Pegging]]
* [[Transvestite]]
* [[Fetish]]
* [[Shitting dick nipples]]
* [[Your mom]]
* [[Fan art]]
* [[Trap]]
 
== External links ==
* <s>[http://www.scribd.com/doc/2164365/ebook-hentai-doujinshi-futanari-erotic-comics-shemale-locke-tilt-mode-01-english Some sick fuck's comic.]</s> '''BALEETED'''
 
 
{{Hentai}}
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==See also==
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*[[Bridget]]
*[[My Sister is a Dickgirl]]
*[[Pegging]]
*[http://dwstudios.bloobunni.com/Pokemon_herm_world_part_one_ASH.htm Pokémon dickgirl fanfic]
*[[Shitting dick nipples]]
*[[Transvestite]]
*[[Trap]]
{{Anime}}
{{Faggotry}}
{{Sex}}
[[Category:Faggotry]]
[[Category:Faggotry]]
[[Category:Sex]]
[[Category:Sex]]
{{Psychology}}

Revision as of 10:19, 27 July 2012

Schoolgirls are always surprised to see their own mammoth horse cocks

Dickgirl is a name lovingly given to women with penises (in contrast to cuntboys, which are men with vaginas). If a dickgirl is thought to be a regular girl by an unsuspecting victim, when it turns out to have a banana where their fish pocket ought to be said dickgirl is known as a trap. When said abominations are drawn into pornography by basement-dwellers when they're not busy posting about how much they like it in the butt on LiveJournal, it is referred to as Futanari.

Futanari (futa for short) is hentai with women who obtain gargantuan semen cannons through magic and shit. However, some futa girls also happen to have a vagina in addition to the ungodly cock, which is just enough to make a straight man masturbate to it and regret it for the rest of his life. Like all other sick porn loved by fags in denial, Futanari can commonly be found on 4Chan's /b/ and /d/ boards, along with 7Chan's /d/, /di/, /elit/, and /fn/.

Real-life Dickgirls

SURPRISE, FAGGOT!

It's important to note that IRL dickgirls are not actually girls as the name suggests. Real-life dickgirls are actually men with breast implants and a very real, yet small, penises. Experts suggest the only reason hermaphrodites aren't called "Boobmen" is due to the desperate attempt by IRL dickgirl enthusiasts make it to sound not gay. Real-life dickgirls include:

Gallery

A retarded Tartlet wanting My Little Pony futa

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