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Schoolgirls are always surprised to see their own mammoth horse cocks

Dickgirl is a name lovingly given to women with penises (in contrast to cuntboys, which are men with vaginas). If a dickgirl is thought to be a regular girl by an unsuspecting victim, when it turns out to have a banana where their fish pocket ought to be said dickgirl is known as a trap. When said abominations are drawn into pornography by basement-dwellers when they're not busy posting about how much they like it in the butt on LiveJournal, it is referred to as Futanari.

Futanari (futa for short) is hentai with women who obtain gargantuan semen cannons through magic and shit. However, some futa girls also happen to have a vagina in addition to the ungodly cock, which is just enough to make a straight man masturbate to it and regret it for the rest of his life. Like all other sick porn loved by fags in denial, Futanari can commonly be found on 4Chan's /b/ and /d/ boards, along with 7Chan's /d/, /di/, /elit/, and /fn/.

Real-life Dickgirls

SURPRISE, FAGGOT!

It's important to note that IRL dickgirls are not actually girls as the name suggests. Real-life dickgirls are actually men with breast implants and a very real, yet small, penises. Experts suggest the only reason hermaphrodites aren't called "Boobmen" is due to the desperate attempt by IRL dickgirl enthusiasts make it to sound not gay. Real-life dickgirls include:

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