Teens Against Porn

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“	Usually when I get the urge I walk to my bed and kneel with the cross my grandpa gave me in my hands. I pray for 10 minutes. When I pray I explain to God all the things I'm thinking. All the bad thoughts that go through my head. I explain that I know each one is sin, and give reasons for it. I explain to him that while I know they are wrong to have, I at least came to him first. Then me and him talk for about 20 minutes.	„
—You can tell the users are very intelligent.

Teensagainstporn.com or TAP is an anti-porn website, most recently moved to breaking porn run by Pure Community Ministries Inc. (Which totally has NO BIAS towards ANYTHING). As you can already guess, it's another site run by stuffy preachers to brainwash teens about how porn is going to start World War 3, mark the beginning of an oil crisis, break the internet, destroy mankind and infect all food with HIV. It's users are a bunch of retarded teenagers "rehabilitating" from pr0n addiction.

TAP Forum

Rubbing you dick raw? Are both your hands and member suffering from friction burns and bleeding? Well it's never bothered you before. For the few of you who consider this a problem, sign up to the TAP forum and you too can share tips on how to suppress your boner.

Notable threads include:

• Tips on how to stop being a faggot
• 100 Reasons Not to Look at Porn - including:

“	69. (there is nothing funny about the number 69) It makes you tell, and laugh at immature jokes... (and no that is not what she said!)	„
—And that's terrible ...

Trolling TAP

Trolling TAP is retardedly easy:

• Join the site. Add a link to a pornography or shock site. The more horrible the better.
• Spam this over and over again:

I CAME I CAME I CAME I CAME I CAME I CAME I CAME I CAME I CAME I CAME I CAME I CAME
I CAME I CAME I CAME I CAME I CAME I CAME I CAME I CAME I CAME I CAME I CAME I CAME 
I CAME I CAME I CAME I CAME I CAME I CAME I CAME I CAME I CAME I CAME I CAME I CAME
I CAME I CAME I CAME I CAME I CAME I CAME I CAME I CAME I CAME I CAME I CAME I CAME 

• Mention that children and teenagers who are forced to supress their sexuality often turn into diaper-wearing dog-mongling pedophile furries.
• "Nobody chooses to be gay."
• "Nobody chooses to be a pedophile."
• Link them to either Crusadercat or Kobidobidog
• Ask them why the Catholic church has such an obsession with shota.

Quotes

	“	To me porn isn't freedom. It's bondage.	„
	—Totally into S&M

	“	(Reasons not to look at porn) The images you see in porn will be burned in your brain and pop up randomly, whether you want them to or not.	„
	—He may actually have a point there ...

	“	God didn't invent orgasms so you could please yourself. He gave it to you so you could enjoy oneness, closeness and intimacy with a woman.	„
	— That's right, kids. Every time you jizz all over a tissue, remember that you could have used that jizz onto a woman.

	“	As a guy, I look at gay porn. I can not remember the last time I saw regular porn. I believe there are two reason for this. One: deep down, when I see the women in porn, I know it's fake. They are fake and disgusting, not like a true women. This is a turn off to me. In gay porn, it's harder to tell, in my opinion, it's fake, mainly because it's hard for me to imagine someone having a gay relationship not just for sex(I know there are, I just can't imagine it). I know I am still attracted to women	„
	— Not Gay at all !

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The Irony

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Comes in Cold Shower, Dead Kittens and Naked Old Women on a Cold Day flavor.

The ironic thing is almost all of the posts on the TAP forum involve a teenager struggling with his / her sexuality. Most of these stories are either stories of the desperate measure they have taken to tame their cocks or that one time they gave in and masturbated over a webcam with a complete stranger. In other words, TAP contains more sex stories than most porn sites.

Another irony? Most teen who suppress their sexuality turn into perverts and child raping priests.

External Links

• Teensagainstporn.com WARNING: You have to be over 14 to talk about pr0nz. BALEETED
• TAP Forum BALEETED

See Also

• Christian Spanking Blogs
• No Cussing Club
• Abstinence
• Porn
• Teenagers
• Conservapedia

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