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	“	"[W]e Batswana are not desperate beggars..."	„
	— Sir Seretse Khama

	“	"You're a faggot ... because i don't think it'll matter if your shoes have sequins on them when you're digging for blood diamonds on the harsh terrain of Botswana"	„
	— Some butthurt white fag

Once upon a time, British whities decided to take over useless land in Africa. They proceeded to kill the South African niggers, taking over every inch of land owned by the clueless cunts. As history went by, Botswana was an untouched shithole which was solid proof that God did not exist. Botswana is filled with the most deluded niggers in the world. The current president of Botswana is Ian Khama, a gay cocksucker whose sole purpose is to raise the beer and cigarette prices every month because his father was an alcoholic and used to touch his son at times. The redundant language known as Setswana has featured in almost all Rage Comics created by the nigger. Botswana's main export is diamonds, the reason Botswana is still on the world map. Water is ~~almost~~ scarce in Botswana even though the traditional faggots from the bush do the "Rain dance" every fucking day.

You're telling me you can be *this* boss in life?

Whities in Botswana

Whities are the reason Botswana's economy hasn't fallen to the bottom of the ranks. Almost all the wiggas in Bootswana are expats because of the high salaries they get from working. A few white men can often be found with their black jewel (a fucking ugly combination), though if you come from South Africa you would probably feel the need to raise the sirens for the "Shoot to kill" command. Quite a few whities from Afrikaaner Land have taken a trip to Botswana to exterminate any unworthy slave or to rape one because their girth was too small to the white female. You'll often find a whitie tagging along with a nigger, this is caused by the 1:500 ratio.

Coloureds in Botswana

Most are Islamic and are often called "God's shit" (due to the color of the two being almost the same). Those who are not Islamic are Christian Extremists who watched their mothers get raped by the hungry white cock. If they're neither of the two, you can almost guarantee that they are Indian. Coloureds can often be found reading the Quaran, comparing their skin to that of shit, raping YOUR mom and jerking off to the latest FHM mags.

Indians in Botswana

Driving in the latest jags, curry munchers are very well known in Botswana for being one of the richest people in the whole country. Many argue that this is due to every relative of every family living in the same fucking house but if you're black you'll think otherwise and offer a blowjob in exchange for some "Rain" (translated from "Pula", the currency in this shithole). Indians can ~~often~~ be found wearing that annoying dot in the middle of their fucking forehead which is great for target practice. Many do believe that this enhances their beauty, instead it makes them look like a fucking tool.

Currency in Botswana

One of the worst aspects of Botswana is their currency. Everything is fucking overpriced, including but not limited to: prostitutes, marijuana, petrol, school fees, your mother (even though she looks like a faggot from Zimbaboonbwe) and most importantly, alcohol. The Batswana decided to name their currency "Pula" (which means rain, for the last fucking time) because God hates Botswana and he doesn't give two shits if the drought reaches the point of the extinction of the blacks (I fucking pray).

Prostitution in Botswana

Don't get your hopes up, fag. Searching for prostitution in Botswana is like searching for actual intelligence in South Africa. Fuck all. If you do get lucky as to see a prostitute, you'll wish you never did. Not only that, but most prostitutes are obese, ugly, fat, stupid, tools, ugly, ugly, ugly, ugly, ugly, ugly and fucking ugly. If you want to hear the sound of the "scratching of the throat" as she sucks your 2 inch cock, go ahead.

AIDS in Botswana

They say it has gotten better. Stupid cunts.

Music in Botswana

Eish!

Eish!!!!!!

Siwawaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! EISH!!!!!

Vaseline in Botswana

You are not a true nigger if you don't carry a tub of oily shit in your pocket. Niggers love their vaseline. It helps keep their rough ugly skin soft as a baby's arsehole. As soon as the typical nigger wakes up, he will proceed picking up the tub of shit. He will then apply half the contents in the tub and rub it across his face, hands and body.

KFC in Botswana

Kaffirs first choice.

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 [[File:Prostitution101.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Mama, give me a close up!]]
-==Niggers in Botswana==
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-[[File:Kaffirized.png|200px|thumb|right|My Kaffir level is [[over 9000|over 9000]], no?]]
-[[File:MeanwhileInBotswana.jpg|200px|thumb|right|The dedicated Botswana Defence Force]]
-[[File:Chibuku.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Shit in a <strike>bottle</strike> cardboard!]]
-[[File:Ministerofhealth.jpeg|200px|thumb|right|The guy that makes sure the AIDS rate in Botswana stays at top ranks]]
-[[File:100Pula.jpg|200px|thumb|right|The amount a regular worker in Botswana earns in a month]]
-[[File:1Pula.jpg|200px|thumb|right|The amount of money [[your mother|your mother]] earns in a night]]
-[[File:TypicalBioLesson.jpg|200px|thumb|right|A typical Biology lesson in Botswana]]
-The characteristics of these wild animals can be found below:
-) They smell like the shit your mother makes. Always. Disregard the [[nigger]] page unless you have experienced the cruel odor.
-) They "scratch their throat" by means of making the most disgusting, unhygenic sound the world has ever heard.
-) They are FUCKING retarded. This can be proven by noticing the laziness of the herd. They will tell you that it's because of the cruelty of Apartheid yet Botswana was almost untouched during the years of Apartheid. While upper class whities were studying, baboons could often be spotted wiping their asses on the nearest rock.
-) Just like every other nigger out there, these monkeys love their [[KFC|KFC]]. You've heard it all before, yes, but you have never seen a nigger sucking a chicken bone dry (and consuming it later on, or else this would be a waste of your money).
-) Most, if not all, are fucking racist. Studies have shown that this is due to the nigger being [[butthurt||butthurt]] at how rich, powerful and handsome the white man is.
-) Fucking lazy bastards. You will ALWAYS find a nigger in Botswana dragging their feet on the ground. How fucking hard is it to pick up your feet while you walk?
-) The Kaffir is very fond of their [[God|God]]. You cannot argue with the Kaffir as to why he or she believes in God. They will just repeat the same fucking sentence the priest does when you asked him "How do you know God exists?" "Have faith in the Lord your God."
-) They love their soccer. Unfortunately most cannot afford a soccer ball. This is no problem though, just get fuckloads of plastic bags and an onion bag, fill the onion bag with the plastic bags and you're good to go.
-) Female niggers tend to style their hair in the most hideous ways known to mankind. If you would like to try out one of these styles, just take a dump and glue it to your head (make sure it's hard or it'll fall to pieces, you fucking retard).
-) The black cunts can be found perving over white flesh, trying their hardest to "tap that" but yet failing so miserably.
-) Most love their "swag" and imitate what they see on MTV. Recently though, a few black diamonds have been seen creating Rage Comics strictly for the [[lulz|lulz]].
 ==Whities in Botswana==