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| {{quote|"[W]e Batswana are not desperate beggars..."| Sir Seretse Khama }}
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| {{quote|"You're a faggot ... because i don't think it'll matter if your shoes have sequins on them when you're digging for blood diamonds on the harsh terrain of Botswana"| Some butthurt white fag}}
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| Once upon a time, [[faggots|British whities]] decided to take over useless land in Africa. They proceeded to kill the [[South Africa|South African niggers]], taking over every inch of land owned by the clueless [[cunts]]. As history went by, Botswana was an untouched shithole which was solid proof that [[Truth|God did not exist]]. Botswana is filled with the most deluded niggers in the world. The current president of Botswana is Ian Khama, a gay cocksucker whose sole purpose is to raise the beer and cigarette prices every month because his father was an alcoholic and used to touch his son at times. The redundant language known as Setswana has featured in almost all Rage Comics created by the nigger. Botswana's main export is diamonds, the reason Botswana is still on the world map. Water is <strike>almost</strike> scarce in Botswana even though the traditional faggots from the bush do the "Rain dance" every fucking day.
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| [[File:Botswana.jpg|200px|thumb|right|In shit we trust]]
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| [[File:Khama.jpg|200px|thumb|right|The man who runs the show]]
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| [[File:Bosso.jpg|200px|thumb|right|You're telling me you can be ''this'' boss in life?]]
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| [[File:Prostitution101.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Mama, give me a close up!]]
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| ==Whities in Botswana==
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| Whities are the reason Botswana's economy hasn't fallen to the bottom of the ranks. Almost all the wiggas in [[gtfo|Bootswana]] are expats because of the high salaries they get from working. A few white men can often be found with their black jewel (a fucking ugly combination), though if you come from South Africa you would probably feel the need to raise the sirens for the "'''Shoot to kill'''" command. Quite a few whities from [[South Africa|Afrikaaner Land]] have taken a trip to Botswana to exterminate any unworthy slave or to rape one because their girth was too small to the white female. You'll often find a whitie tagging along with a nigger, this is caused by the 1:500 ratio.
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| ==Indians in Botswana==
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| Driving in the latest jags, [[Indian|curry munchers]] are very well known in Botswana for being one of the richest people in the whole country. Many argue that this is due to every relative of every family living in the same fucking house but if you're black you'll think otherwise and offer a blowjob in exchange for some "Rain" (translated from "Pula", the currency in this shithole). Indians can <strike>often</strike> be found wearing that annoying dot in the middle of their fucking forehead which is great for target practice. Many do believe that this enhances their beauty, instead it makes them look like a fucking [[tool|tool]].
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| ==Currency in Botswana==
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| One of the worst aspects of Botswana is their currency. Everything is fucking overpriced, including but not limited to: prostitutes, marijuana, petrol, school fees, your mother (even though she looks like a faggot from [[Zimbabwe|Zimbaboonbwe]]) and most importantly, alcohol. The Batswana decided to name their currency "Pula" (which means rain, for the last fucking time) because [[truth|God hates Botswana]] and he doesn't give two shits if the drought reaches the point of the extinction of the blacks (I fucking pray).
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| ==Prostitution in Botswana==
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| Don't get your hopes up, [[faggot|fag]]. Searching for prostitution in Botswana is like searching for actual intelligence in South Africa. Fuck all. If you do get lucky as to see a prostitute, you'll wish you never did. Not only that, but most prostitutes are [[truth|obese, ugly, fat, stupid, tools, ugly, ugly, ugly, ugly, ugly, ugly and fucking ugly]]. If you want to hear the sound of the "scratching of the throat" as she sucks your 2 inch cock, go ahead.
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| ==AIDS in Botswana==
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| They say it has gotten better. Stupid cunts.
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| ==Music in Botswana==
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| |<center><big>'''Eish!'''</big></center><br>
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| <center><youtube>XFNalnzzJwo</youtube></center>
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| |<center><big>'''Eish!!!!!!'''</big></center><br>
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| <center><youtube>5WhUVvKTCic</youtube></center>
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| |<center><big>'''Siwawaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! EISH!!!!!'''</big></center><br>
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| <center><youtube>Yb4cBgiYTeE</youtube></center>
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| ==Vaseline in Botswana==
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| [[File:Vaseline23.jpeg|200px|thumb|right|Because nigga's love being shiny]]
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| You are not a true nigger if you don't carry a tub of [[oil|oily shit in your pocket]]. Niggers love their vaseline. It helps keep their rough ugly skin soft as a [[baby|baby's arsehole]]. As soon as the typical nigger wakes up, he will proceed picking up the tub of [[shit|shit]]. He will then apply half the contents in the tub and rub it across his face, hands and body.
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| ==KFC in Botswana==
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| Kaffirs first choice.
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| ==See Also==
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| *[[Africa]]
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| *[[Kenya]]
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| *[[Nigeria]]
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| *[[Tanzania]]
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| [[Category:Locations]]
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