1984

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Fiction is gradually becoming fact.

• A gay Van Halen album released in, you guessed it, 1984.
• A novel written circa 1948 AD by George Orwell, telling the story of an overpopulated society where humans eat a delicious treat called Soylent Green. In this totalitarian utopia, everyone is watched by an entity called Big Brother. The sheep population is reminded of this fact by ubiquitous propaganda posters displaying the catch-phrase "Big Brother is watching You". The protagonist, a proud worker of The Ministry of Truth, has sex with a lot of women, reads an imaginary rambling book by a Jew, drinks a wine and a coffee, and is therefore tortured by a government agent named Conan O'Brien. In the image to the right, you can see the female who liberates us all from the evil that is Conan O'Brien. 1984 wasn't written as an instruction manual. This is something David Cameron needs to learn. American liberals love to make analogies to this book all the time, because America is such a totalitarian state where you can be imprisoned for even thinking anything bad about the government. (Give it time though.) You may notice that "84" is "48" reversed. This is purely coincidental and in no way relates to the Jewish conspiracy. As we all know, 1984 in reality was exactly as depicted in the book. George Orwell is a fucking genius; we should just call him George ORACLE or something, amirite? George Orwell totally intended for his book to be read by high school freshmen and teachers who work for a government-funded organization. There is no irony in a teacher who doesn't understand the history that the book is using as context.
• 1984 was also the year my cat died because I fist fucked him. RIP Snuggles.
• Some fag named Saivert gives head 1,984 times a day
• The year the Internets were invented by Al Gore.
• The year that Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo was released.

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