Giovanna Plowman

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	“	Official twitter account of giovanna plowman. :) hii i'm the new youtube star i ONLY made that video cause it was a dare, and i wanted to get famous!	„
	—Giovanna Plowman

16 year old Giovanna Plowman is a suburban teen with a lust for attention, and menstrual blood. Giovanna's reasons of sucking a tampon are some where between retarded and brain dead. She claims to "have been dared"m to suck on her own tampon. After this video went viral she went onto her twitter account and bragged about how Attention Whore she had become just for sucking on her own tampon. Giovanna likes to brag about having a boyfriend due to rumors about how no one would ever want to kiss her after seeing the video of herself and her used tampon. Many celebrities have gone to the liberty of blocking Giovanna's twitter account because she's annoying as fuck. Giovanna even offered to make a "Pad licking video" while her follower amount rose on her twitter account. She believes she is destined for bigger and better things, as well as a ton more fame for her glorious rise to fame. Rumors of her having caused suicide went around the internet for a bit. Giovanna believes that bothering other popular twitter users may get her some sort of Fame. She constantly does "like for follow" to get attention and throws her Fans around like the tools they are to her. Some how people still look up to Giovanna as some sort of role model, despite her "sucky" habits.

A large portion of the Internet cheered this decision, and will monitor her descent into her new likely profession of crackwhore.

It is not clear what the reaction of her parents is.

Video

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Reaction

	“	@ItsGiovannaP Your deluded and disgusting!	„
	—[1], they're all pretty much like this

The Internet reacted with dismay, and with reaction videos. Oh look, here are some:

“   I'm really glad you're not trying to trick us into thinking you're faking eating a used tampon, cuz that would just be messed up   „       “   ewww..   „     Previous Video | Next Video

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  Reduce, reuse, recycle. Amirite?
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  A true puzzler
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  She is apparently doing it right

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Yes, but why?

	“	I think I deserve to be on the cast of #twilight.	„
	—https://twitter.com/ItsGiovannaP/status/295343829190602752, She totally does.

	“	I was hungry ok?	„
	—Giovanna, on why she sucked blood from a tampon

See also

• Attention whore
• Duckface
• Period
• Tampon
• The Two Worst Stories Ever Told
• Vampire

External links

• Giovanna Plowman article on The Huffington Post
• Giovanna Plowman article on Know Your Meme
•  ItsGiovannaP

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