Kelly Kalogerakos

Kelly Kalogerakos = infected with GOTIS You can help by not giving her any attention.

Somebody call the Waaaambulance!!!1! This is a blatant attack article about a subject nobody cares about. It was most likely written by a butthurt emo with a personal vendetta against the subject. You can help by proving me wrong.

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Doing a little camwhoring before work in a vain attempt to attract more clients. 'Vein' because none of them are online at 10am EST

File:Kellykay?.jpg Kelly Kalogerakos is a tumblr poser with GOTIS She dates no fewer than six guys at a time, (online and IRL) and flirts with anything in trousers, including Spics, Azns - anything with a penis - and she also dates pussy occasionally making her just plain greedy. A weeabo cosplayer, she puts on a cute kawaii accent on videos she posts to her tumblr, and usually dresses in the style of - to use her own words - 'a colour blind two year old' - and whilst 26 years old, actually manages to pull off the lolli look with ease - even though in lolli terms she's ancient enough to be dug up by archaeologists.

Whilst she is hawwwt, anybody looking at her pictures wonders why she didn't become a model - which would actually make a lot of sense given that every few months she whines on and on and on about how she hasn't got any money, and that she makes hentai look boring to any masturbating connoisseur.

But whilst she COULD be highly paid and regarded, Kelly choose to spend most of her time baiting white knights and any guy with penis drool - and generally attracting online drama - responding with logic which makes Sarah Palin sound smart - and just like SP she tries to make herself seem smart.

Inception of an online whore

In science a child prodigy become head-honcho scientist. In lolli a child prostitute becomes an e-whore.

The type of Weaboo creeps with no life Kelly attracts.

Kelly started where most mid-twenty year old whores first started posing - myspace. Before bawleting her ten year old myspaceinmybrain account, it contained pics of her and her friends hanging around in parks pretending that they're lolli - along with white knight baiting journals.

It was through various sites such as Myspace, Flickr and Deviantart that Kelly built up her massive fan base of weeaboo creeps, the sensible ones merely creaming their shorts, but the more serious of them progressing to the white knight phase.

Any guy who showed her some interest would, after casually chatting with Kelly for a few weeks - sometimes days, have a couple of webcam sessions - sometimes with the perverbial display of breasts, made to feel special, but they would always have it spelled out that Kelly already had one boyfriend. Actually, she had one boyfriend, and a load of other guys whom she would have casual sex with - if she knew them IRL in Florida where she lives - or other relationships based purely on the aforementioned cybering over an MSN Messenger webcamming session.

Obviously she attracted white knights at an alarming rate, so after around three/four months, she would typically go through a recycling process - purge the guys who were becoming too creepy or clingy - basically any guy who wanted a relationship, and because she was always surrounded by guys, this was very easy.

It's likely that this process that likely served as her whore-white knight training.

Towards the end of this period, Kelly moved onto gaia to score azn and kawaii cock, because they ALWAYS fall for her bullshit stories, kawaii accent, and boobies.

Life isn't fair

Whoever jessawesomeideas from tumblr is, they're clearly past their sell-by date in Kelly terms

To the dismay of online lurkers everywhere, in around 2009/2010 Kelly gave birth, and it looked like she'd settle down. But this isn't a normal human we're talking about - this is a girl with an internet connection and a camera. From around a month or so after the birth of her first child, she approached many white knights and any man with a penis bigger than their brain - with tales of woe of the child of her father who didn't care or lift a finger. Whether this story is true or not is unknown, but the white knights were out in force.

Eventually Kelly moved back into her mother's house, suggesting that either he found out, or she got bored with him - either could be likely.

New guy

She started seeing a new guy, and had a new baby which she uses as an excuse to post adventure time moving gifs onto her Tumblr page. Classy.

The quietness was about to be shattered however, when she lost yet another job.

No, not a blow job you sick fuck.

Becoming a full time mother, and full time whore

As everybody knows, myspace leads to gaiafaggotry - and sure enough, onto tumblr - where today she roams, complaining about various jobs she held down until she didn't put out for the creepy guys she worked with, under the pretence that calling herself a nerd and playing Chris Brown's 'Nerd girl' means that she's smart, and totally not worthy of working in a bookstore or cafe.

In early 2013, Kelly setup a new alternative blog account, which inspired the greatest drama she was ever going to face - this new blog is somewhat difficult to find - but we know that it's out there, because a number of people commented on her main Tumblr account asking if she was going to one day regret posting more pornographic images of her.

As everybody knows, white knights love the ladies, but they stone the whores - and this is where Kelly fucked up big time. In February 2013, a random lurker on her tumblr asked her a question. Most people probably would have answered it in private, but Kelly being not just a whore in general, but also an attention whore too, posted this question and the response to it publicly:

The whore was out of the bag - if only for her white-knight followers. It was just a matter of time before the real drama commenced when some of the more determined white knights attempted to persuade her that there were better things she could be doing with her life - most likely because she's been telling them that for years through her 'nerd girl' image. Kelly responded with such flames that would make Nazi's look like bunny rabbits:

This new whorelucaust period more or less confirms what the world already knew - no matter how much Kelly denies it to her white knight fanservice - that she just can't settle for one guy - not even for the sake of providing mommy and daddy figures for her children until they get past the 5 years old mark - Kelly would not only rather deny that anything is wrong and screw them up just to that she can still swing, but also post all of this drama on the internet only to get epically butthurt the moment anybody pointed out any flaws in this brilliant plan.

What was funny was that Kelly doesn't seem to think that people see her as anything but a lolli given that she over the years she has engineered herself as such:

However, despite the 'whore' tag Kelly does have a point - being a whore means that she can pay to keep her family together - because it's only a matter of time before the guy she's living with gives her the boot because she's either lying about him to gain attention from other white knights - that or when he finds the blog she's posting her attention-seeker boobs.

Let's just hope that Kelly isn't a total Derpina and knows that she has to password protect the hardcore stuff she's peddling so that viewers have to pay before seeing the pictures - because otherwise right-clicking on the images will take all her $ away.

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