Kelly Kalogerakos

Kelly Kalogerakos = infected with GOTIS You can help by not giving her any attention.

Somebody call the Waaaambulance!!!1! This is a blatant attack article about a subject nobody cares about. It was most likely written by a butthurt emo with a personal vendetta against the subject. You can help by proving me wrong.

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Doing a little camwhoring before work in a vain attempt to attract more clients. 'Vein' because none of them are online at 10am EST

File:Kellykay?.jpg Kelly Kalogerakos is a tumblr poser with GOTIS She dates no fewer than six guys at a time, (online and IRL) and flirts with anything in trousers, including Spics, Azns - anything with a penis - and she also dates pussy occasionally making her just plain greedy. A weeabo cosplayer, she puts on a cute kawaii accent on videos she posts to her tumblr, and usually dresses in the style of - to use her own words - 'a colour blind two year old' - and whilst 26 years old, actually manages to pull off the lolli look with ease - even though in lolli terms she's ancient enough to be dug up by archaeologists.

What is highly amusing, is when somebody points out that she is, infact, an attention seeking whore. This self-proclaimed kawaaaaaaii suddenly turns into a mass-murdering nazi - flaming back at any comment where anybody points out she's acting like a slut, and therefore shouldn't be at all surprised when the assorted pedos, fappers, and lurkers, leave her creepy messages.

What is even more amusing is that she things because her chosen cosplay is Bubblegum Princess, that she's a smart yet dorky nerd, and dresses like a 12 year old nerd - in reality she's more of special yet dorky nerd, who dresses like a 12 year old lolli.

Inception of an online whore

In science a child prodigy become head-honcho scientist. In lolli a child prostitute becomes an e-whore.

The type of Weaboo creeps with no life Kelly attracts.

Kelly started where most mid-twenty year old whores first started posing - myspace. Before bawleting her ten year old myspaceinmybrain account, it contained pics of her and her friends hanging around in parks pretending that they're lolli - along with white knight baiting journals.

It was through various sites such as Myspace, Flickr and Deviantart that Kelly built up her massive fan base of weeaboo creeps, the sensible ones merely creaming their shorts, but the more serious of them progressing to the white knight phase - pretty much any guy stupid enough to not see that not one cyber will be given. Kelly only does IRL guys - because she knows she can jew all their money afterwards.

She likes to lolli-whore as well using gaiafaggotry.

Life isn't fair

Whoever jessawesomeideas from tumblr is, they're clearly past their sell-by date in Kelly terms

Kelly is forever posting bawww-logs about how she hates her job. What's funny is that using the powers of reading between the lines, one can clearly see that she screws up at work, and when she either doesn't put out for her boss, or her boss simply doesn't have enough money for her to jew away - she turns around and puts them to rights, telling them why they are in the in wrong, and then before they have the chance to sack her, she resigns.

She's always blogging about how she hates her various jobs - especially the customers are the Books-a-million store in Tampa where she used to work. That's what we mean by 'reading between the lines'.

What's funny is that when she blogs about how fucking right she was - Opera style - people who can't read between the lines start getting all rightous about it in the blog. When this occurs, it's always good for a few lullz to provide comments such as:

• "It seems to me you got fired because you suck at customer service?"
• "There's a job going at the local strip club if you're interested?"
• "How many jobs have you lost this year?"
• "I know a few senators - they could find you work?"
• "When are you going to stop watching cartoons and get a real job?"
• "What happens when your kids grow up and find your photos?" <--- She REALLY loves this question.
• "Do you have a link to your other blog? Just to see what people are talking about?"

New guy

She started seeing a new guy, and had a new baby which she uses as an excuse to post adventure time moving gifs onto her Tumblr page. Classy.

The quietness was about to be shattered however, when she lost yet another job.

No, not a blow job you sick fuck.

Becoming a full time mother, and full time whore

In early 2013, Kelly setup a new alternative blog account, which inspired the greatest drama she was ever going to face - this new blog is somewhat difficult to find - but we know that it's out there, because a number of pedos commented on her main Tumblr account asking if she was going to one day regret posting more pornographic images of her.

As everybody knows, white knights love the ladies, but they stone the whores - and this is where Kelly fucked up big time. In February 2013, a random lurker on her tumblr asked her a question. Most people probably would have answered it in private, denied it, or just bawleted it, but Kelly being not just an attention whore, but super-model stupid too, publicly answered the post:

The whore was out of the bag - if only for her white-knight followers. It was just a matter of time before the real drama commenced when some of the more determined white knights attempted to persuade her that there were better things she could be doing with her life - most likely because she's been telling them that for years through her 'nerd girl' image. Kelly responded with such flames that would make Nazi's look like bunny rabbits:

This new whorelucaust period more or less confirms what the world already knew - no matter how much Kelly denies it to her white knight fanservice - that she just can't settle for one guy - not even for the sake of providing mommy and daddy figures for her children until they get past the 5 years old mark - Kelly would not only rather deny that anything is wrong and screw them up just to that she can still swing, but also post all of this drama on the internet only to get epically butthurt the moment anybody pointed out any flaws in this brilliant plan.

What was funny was that Kelly doesn't seem to think that people see her as anything but a lolli given that she over the years she has engineered herself as such:

However, despite the 'whore' tag Kelly does have a point - being a whore means that she can pay to keep her family together - because it's only a matter of time before the guy she's living with gives her the boot because she's either lying about him to gain attention from other white knights - that or when he finds the blog she's posting her attention-seeker boobs.

Let's just hope that Kelly isn't a total Derpina and knows that she has to password protect the hardcore stuff she's peddling so that viewers have to pay before seeing the pictures - because otherwise right-clicking on the images will take all her $ away.

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