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—Kaoru Yuuka, on herself |
”’KONICHIWA MINNASAN SUGOI DESU NE~*~♥”’ :3 This character is, by far, one of the biggest Sues you will find on the web, and she will get into some guy or girl’s pants by any means necessary. Kaoru is a self insert for countless fandoms, in which her main goal is to ship herself into any canon or manipulate one of her many minions in order to play out a canon in a way that she can sleep with them before dropping them like a fly. A typical anime character hailing from Deviantart, she has big TITS and enough clones to show them off; she has yet to be told to GTFO.
Typical Profile summary
— Kaoru’s mating call. |
Kaoru aka Kristin Therrien usually ranges from ages 21-26. She is from the great land of Nihon and has traveled to America due to either a tragic past about her singing career or to become an international pop star. She speaks broken Japanese and has a strict diet of Japanese snacks and desserts, though eating American food has only made her tits bigger, leaving the rest of her looking like she has back problems. She has a fetish for pink and anything that is ”Ultra Kawaii” and Japanese. As the clones kept coming out, the more her hair became pink because of her almighty pink fetish. She also has a living cowlick that is most likely a tumor on her head, it can move on it’s own and might even have emotions.
Cowlick Emotion List
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The many emotions Kaoru’s cowlick reflects—this addresses both Kaostar and 99.
- Curled backwards- Worried, highly nervous
- Stationary- Relaxed; default.
- Twitch- When picking up on something; the twitches become more rapid if something intense is going on.
- Flat- Angry. Think of a cat’s ears.
- Straight up and frazzled- Scared SHITLESS. Think of a cat’s tail.
The cowlick can also form shapes, such as a question mark, a heart, and if she REALLY does not like you, prepare to get poked in the eye with it!
-”Submission summary from Marysuefacepalm”
Kaoru is always happy, always bouncing around so her tits will jiggle, uses copious amounts of hearts in text, and constantly glomps in her posts (even more so if it’s around someone she likes). She also has a singing voice that could make people cum right away, she’s just that good and that Japanese.
The continuous traits always include a terrible past, death of parents, abusive boyfriend, and how she is looking for a permanent love, even if it’s from her adopted Guardian figure. She makes her character absolutely perfect beyond that and boobs that will make a hundred men and some times women fall to their knees and jizz pink hearts. Throughout fandoms, she has been a nurse, a lawyer, a singer, a magical girl, a butterfly queen, and a matchmaker. Even sometimes combining some of these like she’s Barbie. There is also the fact that her art generally contains pantyshots and asses to continue to prove how Kaoru is more sugoi than you in every way.
— Kaoru/Kamora, on herself. |
Kaoru Making a comeback?
Even though Kaoru and Kamora are clearly the same character, The mun says that they are completely different.On her latest personal and art blog, She wants to bring Kaoru back into an oblivious fandom in order to fuck some other canons while Kamora takes the other fuck corner. The repeativeNees are coming back. If there's anyway to prevent this, then go forth and do it. If it's too late, run. Have at her ask boxes.
Army of Skanks
Kaoru only believes in the high power of love and friendship. She doesn’t condemn cheating from a partner, but if she does it, it is perfectly fine. She will try to hump anyone or anything that talks to her or shows any interest in, AT MOST, friendship. When you are in her labu range, you will find yourself being showered with fan art, hearts and hugs. From there, it’ll progress to sex and then you are trapped. Her love is as big as her breasts, it’s unstoppable and will just keep growing. If she finds that she’s bored with a relationship or wants to get in another, she’ll force the canon do something to upset her or just create another clone. In rare cases, the Kaoru AUs will meet and their mating calls will clash, causing one huge orgy. There was even an incident where she shipped herself with her and the Warden’s son.
There is also a Male version of Kaoru, who looks like a gay back-up dancer ready for a night of wild sex with anything he can stick his cock in. His dick is ”ever so big”, just like Kaoru’s tits.
Most of her ships with canons are completely out of character. The canons are turned into mushy sues themselves who’s only goals are to appease the queen of sugoi desu in the most sappy anime way possible.
There are some instances when Kaoru(Kamora) is ready to move on from one love to another but doesn’t want to make another Kaoru quite yet.
She will always make the other people the enemy or Kaoru the victim no matter what. She will never inform the other roleplayer of her plans and will only go into real-life details about how she was used or how they drifted apart. while in some part of the roleplay, she will also manipulate the current kaoru-lover into doing an rp that,without them knowing what she has planned, then turns them into the bad guy and her into the victim, enabling her to break it off. She will also then claim how un-pure she is now and how used she was thanks to their relationship, since Kaoru is suppose to be some sort of Virginal saint with a side job as a J-pop singer.
The other character will take all the heat, get scolded, harassed, or even kicked out of a roleplay while Kaoru quickly falls for another passerbyer. Even though Kaoru is always the one sleeping around and snuggling up to strangers, she will never be thought of as the one who would mess up in the relationship.
The Many Fandoms Kaoru Has Been In
Homestuck, Batman, Pokemon, Final Fantasy, Hanna Is Not a Boy’s Name, Ghost Trick, Venture Brothers, The Adventures of TinTin, Professor Layton, Lupin the Third, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, Sayuki, Gundam, Ouran Host Club, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Chrono Crusade, Superjail, Panty & Stocking, MonsterKind, Dr.Who, Team Fortress 2, Sonic The Hedgehog, TMNT… the list never seems to end. The bitch seems to show up everywhere, at everytime, in every fandom. She even made an Ed, Edd, & Eddy along with a Fairly Odd Parents Sue at one point. Whores. Whores everywhere, ”nee?”
The list is most likely endless since Kaoru is so sugoi dated back that she probably did it with Jesus and the dinosaurs. Along with that, she has also been on hundreds of Social / networking sites with hundreds of clones, collecting up all the canon and labus she can get. From Gaia to Tumblr. Kaoru will change her character only a little bit to suit whatever the fandom is. Whether it’s a slight change how her name is spelled or making her tits bigger to find a mate of the week.
She is also now shipping herself with real life musicians & celebrities.
Kamora Yuudora/Eudora
The Homestuck version of Kaoru. She is the supposed more classier slut version. She has pink hair and makes out with everyone & anything, but doesn’t blubber over Japanese phrases like her other counterparts do. She started out as a mutant fantroll with incorrect blood and 3 horns ( her cowlick was the 3rd horn. Go figure) who shipped herself with Eridan, Calliope, Vriska and a handful of fantrolls before getting so butthurt that she made her character into a Carapace who of course exiled herself over ” ~LOVE~” and now ships herself with every single one of The Felt & Midnight Crew. She once again got so butthurt because of some meanie faces that she turned her character into even more of a sue by making her some human who was disfigured by acid;, meaning she’s absolutely gorgeous & perfect beyond white splotches and blonde pixie cut hair under a pink wig. OH THE HORROR, ”nee?”.
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Kamora Eudora is now officially the new Kaoru Yuuka. The Mun is using a multi-verse version that’s seperate from her first homestuck one so she can meet new fuck partners. It also comes with a terrible-sappy backstory, the only decent thing about her backstory is that she is not Japanese nor was raised by a popstar or producer….so far. She also made another account for the troll version of Kamora.
The summary of the story is about a depressed school girl who’s parents never loved her & left her at age 15 because she was sleeping around with every student at her school while wearing a pink wig because ”it’s extremely hot”.
She later meets “the one” and after days of making out, he decided to go back to ”his own universe” which means that Kamora was single and very ready to mingle. After he gave her a gift before fleeing, She decided to reveal her true hair color to the world and make sure everyone knows that she’s a innocent virgin,” nee?”
The amount of time it takes for Kamora-mun to get bored with her partner is, at most, one week before she needs to go back to collecting & backtracking canons from other universes. She updated her character once again, and now she’s blonde , somehow scar-less and tan, and aching for all the love she can get.
She is still a match-maker, but is also a Magical and occasional cat girl now. She has already been in ”’countless”’ relationships, jizzes all over when she spots the color blue instead of pink, and is sleeping with everyone she meets, alive, dead, troll, or robot. This also includes multiples of the same canon character at the same time.
Don’t ever offend the Suethor
One cannot talk bad about Kaoru ever, that is blasphemy. Even the smallest of critiques will take her it badly. Remember that Kaoru is the most sugoi character known in existence. Her kira kira will shine above all and if you don’t like it, she will welcome you to suck her dick. The suethor makes that very clear how great her character is and doesn’t care if you don’t like one thing about her, even if it doesn’t make sense to the fandom she has joined.
She will throw a hissy fit, block everything or shut everything down, then turn herself into the victim so her fanclub will come to her rescue and bitch out anyone who has offended the great Kaoru. She will then delete any criticism on her blog to show only a shower of compliments she received from her over-reaction so she’ll look like an innocent flower. If you don’t rp with or talk to her, she will claim how lonely she is and will go emo until someone feels bad enough to rp with her. If you compliment her, she’ll get all modest and beg for more attention for someone to like her.
Her causing so many fits has also gained her a reputation of being a whiny attention whore, which is why a lot of fandoms have turned their back on her and why she is on so many marysue blogs and forums. Whenever someone spots a new Kaoru/Kamora on their site, they just block and run. No character or creator is every safe. She is a 16-year-old girl stuck in an almost 30 year old woman’s body who would most likely ship herself with Chris-chan, then ignore him once she’s had her love-filled fun so she can move on and find other people to add to her ”love collection.” She actually lives in a trailer park in Carver, Massachusetts with her parents. The only job that she has ever had and still has is working as a cashier at Lowe's. She supports herself and her parents, who actually hate her and tell her to drop dead. She has two older sisters who are grown and moved out who both also hate her. She will more than likely be working in retail until the day she dies, supporting her parents in their shithole pill sized home. She also doesn't have a driver's license and doesn't even know how to drive. The reason why she makes her OC big titted is because she herself actually doesn't have huge tits irl. They're small, but are you really surprised? This is what self inserts do. She has never had a relationship with another real person. Everything that she has done has been online based. She is still a virgin, at nearly 30. Depending on what day you talk to her on, she will either tell you that she's a lesbian with a phobia of dicks and that's why she never dated men irl or that she was raped.
What sick fuck would rape something like that?
— a Tumblr anon who offended The Magnificent Kaoru. ”’HOW DARE YOU.”’ |
A VERY Hypocritical Mun
The Mun used to have a sort of list of people she would avoid. People that would “annoy” her. She would not roleplay with them at all, going as far as to delete the messages from them and ignore them completely. Recent events have proven that she has thrown away that so called list and has taken it in her own accord to seek and whore herself out with every fandom imaginable, as stated further above. She has told some her friends about how annoying these certain people were, and when those friends grew tired of her Mary Sue shit and she was left alone, she began to roleplay with the people she said were weird and wanted to avoid. Desperate much?
Do not befriend her. If you do, you’ll automatically receive a bad reputation and she will grind you into the dust with her constant need for affection. If you ignore her, she’ll begin to get really depressed and throw guilt trips at you until you feel bad enough to apologize. Once you make up to her, she’ll remind you how great of a friend she is by drawing you whatever it is you want. The next day, the process will repeat and sometimes she will even send herself anonymous attacks to make you feel even worse for her. When roleplaying with her, she will constantly ask for sex roleplays, kissing roleplays or just cutesy shipping shit, even if it is not IC for your character. And if you deny her, she’ll guilt trip you until you change your mind.
If you decide to date her, she will control every aspect of your life. Even if you're busy with legitimate shit like school or work, she will guilt you into tossing your responsibilities by the wayside in order to have you all to herself. She will stalk your friendlist and watchers and add whoever she perceives to be a threat to the relationship. From there, she will either cheat on you with this person (or people, who fucking knows with this whore) or she will find a way to destroy whatever friendship you have with the person. She still stalks her ex on Tumblr and is more than likely just watching them so she can decide when the timing is perfect for her to try to decide whether or not she wants to try and manipulate them back into a purely sex roleplay based relationship. She will also, if you choose to date her, make you take her side on everything. Even when she's wrong. If someone dares to call her a Sue, she will come crying to you with big ass panda sized tears and demand that you white knight for her solely on the grounds that you two are an item. If you don't, she will guilt trip you and go flirt with someone else.
A lot of the mun’s artwork also consists of tracings & using bases, which she rarely credits. These mostly come from animes like K-on, Utena, & Rurouni Kenshin. She pulls these off as her own artwork, so don't be fooled by her art 60% of the time.
”It never ends.”
The evolution of shipping Gallery
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”Nii’s a dirty dirty man.Lookit his face.He doesn’t love -just- her ears.>D”
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”Yuka and a Sanzo plushie n.n”
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”Nyaa~ I’m so tired now. X3”Hakkai/Yuka. Something like a Friends Only banner on lj.”
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Can’t forget about destroying canon for the sake of shipping
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“based on a Zel & Amelia eyecatch from Try~Zel’s secretly a rockstar. ooh <3”
Interactions and Reactions
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Kaoru finally made it on Know Your Meme.
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Usual reaction demonstrated by using memes
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Japanese Stereotypes. Kaoru in a nutshell.
What to do if you spot a wild Kaoru/Kamora
- Put in airbuds to protect yourself from the Siren’s 80’s techno J-pop song
- Run and protect your ass.
- Never look back. Single or not, she’ll try to fuck you, ”Nee?”
See also
External Links
PERSONAL Facebook Account.
Carapace-now-human homestuck based Facebook
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