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DeviantArtSecret, or DAS, is an active [[deviantART]] profile that submits so called "secrets" to the already filled-with-crap archieves of deviantART. The group, that was founded 7 years ago, has turned into a celebrity on deviantART, where it's famous for filling the front page with [[spam|"art"]]. Over 12000 secrets have succesfully raped the already pathetic online community, and there are no signs so far that they will ever leave. | DeviantArtSecret, or DAS, is an active [[deviantART]] profile that submits so called "secrets" to the already filled-with-crap archieves of deviantART. The group, that was founded 7 years ago, has turned into a celebrity on deviantART, where it's famous for filling the front page with [[spam|"art"]]. Over 12000 secrets have succesfully raped the already pathetic online community, and there are no signs so far that they will ever leave. | ||
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==Current Status== | ==Current Status== | ||
Almost 20,000 [[retard|people]] are watching DeviantArtSecret, of whom at least 50% is emo. | Almost 20,000 [[retard|people]] are watching DeviantArtSecret, of whom at least 50% is emo. | ||
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If [[you]] browse the [http://deviantartsecret.deviantart.com/gallery gallery] of DAS you might think the secrets are not artistic. But that only means you're stupid, because [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fountain_(Duchamp) anything can be art], and on deviantART anything posted ''is'' art. | If [[you]] browse the [http://deviantartsecret.deviantart.com/gallery gallery] of DAS you might think the secrets are not artistic. But that only means you're stupid, because [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fountain_(Duchamp) anything can be art], and on deviantART anything posted ''is'' art. | ||
Most secrets are made on [[MS paint]], [[Word]] or [[notepad]]. There even are "secrets" that were a [http://fav.me/d5zj2bc screenshot of a Google search]! Most TARTlets still use pencils and paper for their artwork, and envy the so called "Secret Tellers" for their intensive digital artworks and overall [[skill]]. | Most secrets are made on [[MS paint]], [[Word]] or [[notepad]]. There even are "secrets" that were a [http://fav.me/d5zj2bc screenshot of a Google search]! Most TARTlets still use pencils and paper for their artwork, and envy the so called "Secret Tellers" for their intensive digital artworks and overall [[skill]]. | ||
Even the colour palette used in secrets are gorgeous. Secrets usually consist of a [[black]] background with white text, or vice versa. There also are secrets that have colour, usually red. | Even the colour palette used in secrets are gorgeous. Secrets usually consist of a [[black]] background with white text, or vice versa. There also are secrets that have colour, usually red. | ||
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This type of ST occurs the most often. The emo feels disorientated from the [[world]] and is completely misunderstood. Of course they don't have any [[friends]] and their [[parents]] are mean, too! As soon as the emo finds out about DAS, they will feel the urge to write down their "deepest emotions" caused by one of the following things: | This type of ST occurs the most often. The emo feels disorientated from the [[world]] and is completely misunderstood. Of course they don't have any [[friends]] and their [[parents]] are mean, too! As soon as the emo finds out about DAS, they will feel the urge to write down their "deepest emotions" caused by one of the following things: | ||
* My parents/friends don't understand me | * My parents/friends don't understand me | ||
* So-and-so doesn't understand me | * So-and-so doesn't understand me | ||
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* I am a speshul snowflaik | * I am a speshul snowflaik | ||
* I am the only 13 year old that has problems with growing up | * I am the only 13 year old that has problems with growing up | ||
===The Troll=== | ===The Troll=== | ||
In rare cases, the troll is able to submit a secret. Sometimes one of the DAS helpers fails at seeing bitter irony in a secret due to shit in the eyes and posts the secret. The most recent secret by a troll had the following message: | In rare cases, the troll is able to submit a secret. Sometimes one of the DAS helpers fails at seeing bitter irony in a secret due to shit in the eyes and posts the secret. The most recent secret by a troll had the following message: | ||
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==Helping out the "Secret-Tellers"== | ==Helping out the "Secret-Tellers"== | ||
Usually the comments on "secrets" are disabled. In the rare case that you can advise the STs your comment has to contain one of the following messages: | Usually the comments on "secrets" are disabled. In the rare case that you can advise the STs your comment has to contain one of the following messages: | ||
*OMG!! STORY OF MY LIFE!!!!1! | *OMG!! STORY OF MY LIFE!!!!1! | ||
*I think I know who wrote this... :( | *I think I know who wrote this... :( | ||
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*BEAUTIFUL TALL GIRL ASSLY BOOBLY PUSS [link] | *BEAUTIFUL TALL GIRL ASSLY BOOBLY PUSS [link] | ||
*Jesus Christ will cure u! | *Jesus Christ will cure u! | ||
It is important to NOT give critiques on the quality of the piece, because it's ABOUT PPLE GETTIGN THIER FELLINGS OUT!!!1! | It is important to NOT give critiques on the quality of the piece, because it's ABOUT PPLE GETTIGN THIER FELLINGS OUT!!!1! | ||
==Analysis== | ==Analysis== | ||
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A closer look at "secrets" in general showed the following: | A closer look at "secrets" in general showed the following: | ||
===Subjects=== | ===Subjects=== | ||
* Whining about relationships/"being in love": 8.3% | * Whining about relationships/"being in love": 8.3% | ||
* "I'm so misunderstood!"/"Growing up is hard!": 25.0% | * "I'm so misunderstood!"/"Growing up is hard!": 25.0% | ||
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==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
{{Collapsegallery|Gallery|cg1|center|<gallery perrow=" | {{Collapsegallery|Gallery|cg1|center|<gallery perrow="5"> | ||
Image:DAS_asshole.jpg|[http://fav.me/d61wqdr Secret] by a [[BAWWW|speshul snowflaik]] | Image:DAS_asshole.jpg|[http://fav.me/d61wqdr Secret] by a [[BAWWW|speshul snowflaik]] | ||
Image:DAS_comic_secret.jpg|Some real badass | Image:DAS_comic_secret.jpg|Some real badass | ||
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Image:DAS_Emo_Chrome.jpg|[http://fav.me/d5xo840 This] image prevented 400 cuts to be made and caused an epic shitstorm | Image:DAS_Emo_Chrome.jpg|[http://fav.me/d5xo840 This] image prevented 400 cuts to be made and caused an epic shitstorm | ||
Image:DAS_confession.jpg | Image:DAS_confession.jpg | ||
</gallery>|<gallery> | </gallery>|<gallery perrow="5"> | ||
Image:DAS_OCxOC.jpg|So your Sonic recolours did WHAT??! | Image:DAS_OCxOC.jpg|So your Sonic recolours did WHAT??! | ||
Image:DAS_Criminal_Minds.jpg | Image:DAS_Criminal_Minds.jpg | ||
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Image:DAS_reactions_funeral.jpg|Finally, some sanity | Image:DAS_reactions_funeral.jpg|Finally, some sanity | ||
Image:DAS_critique.jpg | Image:DAS_critique.jpg | ||
</gallery>|<gallery> | </gallery>|<gallery perrow="5"> | ||
Image:DAS_suicide_discussion.jpg|lol u bad grammar. lol ur argument is invalid | Image:DAS_suicide_discussion.jpg|lol u bad grammar. lol ur argument is invalid | ||
Image:DAS_suicide.jpg|Before | Image:DAS_suicide.jpg|Before | ||
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Image:Dascomments.jpg|Baww, how dare you criticize us? BLOCKED! | Image:Dascomments.jpg|Baww, how dare you criticize us? BLOCKED! | ||
</gallery>}} | </gallery>}} | ||
<center><gallery perrow="5"> | |||
File:DAS_DASsecret.jpg|Not sure if trolling... | |||
File:DAS_imagination.jpg|These images get disturbingly much attention | |||
File:DAS_notasecret.jpg|You clearly haven't met my mom | |||
File:DeviantArtSecret Frontpage.jpg|Hmm, some [[hentai]], [[furfaggotry]], camwhoring and [[ALL_CAPS|OH FUCK NOT AGAIN]]! | |||
File:Das_frontpage.jpg|Oh hell no! | |||
File:DAS_digital_artist.jpg|Fine example of an artwork | |||
File:DAS_commonsense.jpg|Finally someone realizes this isn't art! | |||
File:Deviantartsecret My Art.jpg|Another secret by a troll. This "secret"/artwork explains them. Golly, you must have a great personality! | |||
File:DAS_Adverstising.jpg|Promote your website on DAS. Just mention how you're the only one with relationship problems. | |||
File:Deviantartsecret_Advice.jpg|An overall advice for all the Secret Tellers. | |||
File:Artistic_Secrets.jpg|Actual rules. | |||
File:DAS_troll.jpg|Another frequent DAS visitor | |||
File:DAS_serial_killer.jpg|This person often "advises" Secret Tellers. | |||
</gallery></center> | |||
==See Also== | ==See Also== |
Revision as of 07:16, 3 June 2013
DeviantArtSecret, or DAS, is an active deviantART profile that submits so called "secrets" to the already filled-with-crap archieves of deviantART. The group, that was founded 7 years ago, has turned into a celebrity on deviantART, where it's famous for filling the front page with "art". Over 12000 secrets have succesfully raped the already pathetic online community, and there are no signs so far that they will ever leave.
The profile was originally created with the goal to help people, somehow. Writing down your secret and having it posted on a public site (in combination with a link to the SUICIDE PREVENTION WIKI) would fix people's life issues instantly.
Nowadays the profile is used by emo's as a confession blog/dairy.
Current Status
Almost 20,000 people are watching DeviantArtSecret, of whom at least 50% is emo.
Due to deviantART's changes to the frontpage called 'fair exposure', artwork from different categories (i.e. furry drawings, pornography, cosplay) are shown. This measurements were taken to prevent that only quality artworks were shown on the frontpage. On top of that, DeviantArtSecret has it's own category within the art system: it's a "community project". The result? DAS litters the front page every day.
Why a "secret" is art
If you browse the gallery of DAS you might think the secrets are not artistic. But that only means you're stupid, because anything can be art, and on deviantART anything posted is art.
Most secrets are made on MS paint, Word or notepad. There even are "secrets" that were a screenshot of a Google search! Most TARTlets still use pencils and paper for their artwork, and envy the so called "Secret Tellers" for their intensive digital artworks and overall skill.
Even the colour palette used in secrets are gorgeous. Secrets usually consist of a black background with white text, or vice versa. There also are secrets that have colour, usually red.
There have also been secrets that used an image as background. Most images came from Google search, but there are also complete secrets that came from Tumblr. Very outrageous.
The last important characteristic of the secret is the letter font. Using 5 different types of font on 10 different sizes is obviously the work of a true artist with great creativity.
But what makes the secret a masterpiece is the emotion. It takes great skill to put the typical "speshul snowflaik"-emotion into MS paint.
"Secret-Tellers"
People that were lucky enough to have their secret posted by DeviantArtSecret are called Secret-Teller or ST for short. There are three different kinds of these Secret-Tellers.
The Emo
This type of ST occurs the most often. The emo feels disorientated from the world and is completely misunderstood. Of course they don't have any friends and their parents are mean, too! As soon as the emo finds out about DAS, they will feel the urge to write down their "deepest emotions" caused by one of the following things:
- My parents/friends don't understand me
- So-and-so doesn't understand me
- I might be gay/lesbian/bisexual/straight
- My bf/gf broke up with me, now I'm sad
- My bf/gf wants to break up with me, now I'm sad
- I am a speshul snowflaik
- I am the only 13 year old that has problems with growing up
The Troll
In rare cases, the troll is able to submit a secret. Sometimes one of the DAS helpers fails at seeing bitter irony in a secret due to shit in the eyes and posts the secret. The most recent secret by a troll had the following message:
The creation of the secret took about 45 seconds like most of the secrets. So far this secret has gained over 900 favorites and is recognized as the most successful trolling on the page.
Could-have-been-an-actual-secret-Secret-Teller
Some secrets could have been real. They mostly contain confessions about being molested, a weird fetish or something completely random. These secrets gain little attention because they are not stupid enough.
Helping out the "Secret-Tellers"
Usually the comments on "secrets" are disabled. In the rare case that you can advise the STs your comment has to contain one of the following messages:
- OMG!! STORY OF MY LIFE!!!!1!
- I think I know who wrote this... :(
- First!!111!
- If you think Theresa`s story is inconceivable..., 2 weaks-ago my brother also actually earned $5924 sitting there eleven hours a week from home and the're co-worker's step-mother`s neighbour did this for 4 months and easily made more than $5924 in there spare time from a computer. apply the guide at this site, BIC5.COM
- i know hwo ur feeling....
- My life :(
- I totally get you
- BEAUTIFUL TALL GIRL ASSLY BOOBLY PUSS [link]
- Jesus Christ will cure u!
It is important to NOT give critiques on the quality of the piece, because it's ABOUT PPLE GETTIGN THIER FELLINGS OUT!!!1!
Analysis
A closer look at "secrets" in general showed the following:
Subjects
- Whining about relationships/"being in love": 8.3%
- "I'm so misunderstood!"/"Growing up is hard!": 25.0%
- "I am/might be gay/bisexual": 10.4%
- "Deep inside I'm a monster!": 10.4%
- "I carry such horrible secrets with me": 22.9%
- "I don't like my friends": 8.3%
- Troll secrets: 4.2%
- Could have been an actual secret: 10.4%
Effort
- No background, boring font: 35.4%
- No background, multiple fonts: 10.4%
- Simple background, boring font: 20.8%
- Simple background, multiple fonts: 12.5%
- Stock Image, boring font: 12.5%
- Stock Image, multiple fonts: 2.1%
- Screenshot: 4.2%
- "Artistic" details: 2.1%
- Artwork: 0.0%
Gallery
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Secret by a speshul snowflaik
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Some real badass
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So your GF attended the Boston Marathon?
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This image prevented 400 cuts to be made and caused an epic shitstorm
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So your Sonic recolours did WHAT??!
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Tl;Dr; attend the church & praise the lord
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"I'm not telling my secret but that doesn't mean I'm not submitting one!"
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Another badass
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A screenshot of someone's digital dairy
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someone's deepest thoughts
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How I hope you're not a digital artist...
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KAWAIIIII DESU DESU
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"My secret isn't artistic cuz I'm affraid someone finds out it's mine!"
Reactions on DeviantArtSecret
Previous Quote | Next Quote
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DAS fans usually write in 3rd person view
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Trolls usually use tone or feeling as "argument". So do imbeciles.
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Finally, some sanity
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Not sure if trolling...
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These images get disturbingly much attention
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You clearly haven't met my mom
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Oh hell no!
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Fine example of an artwork
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Finally someone realizes this isn't art!
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Another secret by a troll. This "secret"/artwork explains them. Golly, you must have a great personality!
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Promote your website on DAS. Just mention how you're the only one with relationship problems.
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An overall advice for all the Secret Tellers.
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Actual rules.
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Another frequent DAS visitor
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This person often "advises" Secret Tellers.
See Also
External Links
- deviantartsecret The horror itself
- Critics
- Misuzu finds DAS art!
- funnelflaky This person was bawwwlocked by DAS
- rabbitmaskedman This guy was also bawwwlocked.
- coyotedove Our serial killer DAS-angel
DeviantArtSecret is part of a series on Visit the Trolls Portal for complete coverage. |
DeviantArtSecret is part of a series on Visit the DeviantART Portal for complete coverage. |