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==History==


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A long, long time ago, Will Smith and Chris Rock lived in harmony appearing together in [[Shit TV show|"The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air"]] ( the overrated overhyped advertisement for Will Smith's rap career) in an episode where he played [[Same Face Syndrome|two characters]], one of the characters Will Smith dated was [[trannies|actually a man]]. At the [[90s|1998]] [[shit|Grammy Awards]] Will Smith continued his homosexual relationship with Chris Rock after hugging him when he awarded him for his [[overrated|Men and Black]] song.
A long, long time ago, Will Smith and Chris Rock lived in harmony appearing together in [[Shit TV show|"The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air"]] ( the overrated overhyped advertisement for Will Smith's rap career) in an episode where he played [[Same Face Syndrome|two characters]], one of the characters Will Smith dated was [[trannies|actually a man]]. At the [[90s|1998]] [[shit|Grammy Awards]] Will Smith continued his homosexual relationship with Chris Rock after hugging him when he awarded him for his [[overrated|Men and Black]] song.

Revision as of 09:54, 11 April 2022

   
 
Keep my wife's name out your fucking mouth!!
 

 
 

Will Smith

The 2022 Oscars Awards Ceremony: it was your usual snooze-fest, until Chris Rock went up on stage and clowned on Will Smith's half-wife's condition of Alopecia Areata by calling her "GI Jane", and pointing out the FACT that she looks like the TX with out her skin. Will Smith got extremely butthurt and ran up on stage, then carried out one of the all-time most epic awards show moments (along the lines of IMMA LET YOU FINISH) by bitch-slapping Chris Rock. For the first time in years, the Oscars, Will Smith and Chis Rock were relevant, causing an outrage amongst the media outlets, Twatter, and the backstage of the Oscars. The Oscars saw it as an opportunity to boost ratings of desperate viewers, and pulled off an epic troll by giving Will Smith the Oscar - which caused more butthurt. The Oscars have since then given Will Smith a 10-year banhammer form the ceremony, meaning that this will be last true relevance of the Oscars.

History

PROPHET!

A long, long time ago, Will Smith and Chris Rock lived in harmony appearing together in "The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air" ( the overrated overhyped advertisement for Will Smith's rap career) in an episode where he played two characters, one of the characters Will Smith dated was actually a man. At the 1998 Grammy Awards Will Smith continued his homosexual relationship with Chris Rock after hugging him when he awarded him for his Men and Black song.

In 2016 Jada Pinkett-Smith "boycotted" the Oscars ceremony for not having enough niggers nominated. Chris Rock roasted her for it on stage.

   
 
Jada went mad, Jada says she's not coming. Protesting. Jada boycotting the Oscars is like me boycotting Rihanna's panties. I'm wasn't invited
 

 
 

Chris Rock

None of this shit matters though, and you don't even care about it.

The Moment

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Will Smith has added to the black on black epidemic

It all started when Chris Rock went up on stage after publicly roasting Jada in the 2016 Oscars to prove how much of a leech she is. He mentioned how she can't win without Will Smith meaning that the only reason why people give a shit about her is because she sucks Will Smith's cock. Will Smith actually laughed at this meaning even he know that Jada is an attention whore. Jada however was pissed over Chris Rock exposing her.

Then Chris Rock remembering the day's of playing of GI Joe to practice his dream of a gangster life shooting niggas, and the seeing the Jada has alopecia areata he saw it as an opportunity to tell the world the truth about Jada Pinkett Smith. In that she's is actually the TX. Will Smith being the dumbass he is didn't knew that he and everybody else would of forgotten about it in less than second, and did the only thing that would give Chris Rock an epic win bigger than winning an Oscar. He walked up on stage and gave Chris Rock a slap. Chris Rock made fun of him while Will Smith shouted hoping he would care. Chris Rock

Result

After Will Smith slapped Chris Rock, Will Smith was praying to god himself he wouldn't loose his award, gave a bullshit speech about how to he was fighting for peace, even Oscars only cause rage to begin with by being a waste of time. Some argue Will Smith should of lost his award due the slap being considered violence. However it is a widely known for years the Oscars is run by jews being payed to advertise Disney through ABC, and would want another event like this to make people watch the Oscars. It's a heated debate If Will Smith or Chris Rock are in the wrong. The truth is obvious, Chris Rock was pussy for not saying the truth earlier while Will Smith is white knighting Jada Pinkett Smith's ass.

Finally in the end Will Smith came out with another Half Asses apology obviously written by his corporate PR worried If his career dies they would be in poverty. None of this worked as while Chris Rock was to dumb to see this situation has finical opportunity to give him the most amount of income in years by charging Will Smith. Will Smith has become an internet meme while being under attack from the internet hate machine. The Oscars wanted their last bit of relevance by banning Will Smith from the Oscars for 10 years.

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