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{{Rainbowsmall|Kakarot!}} | {{Rainbowsmall|Kakarot!}} | ||
[[File:Pedo_Broly.jpg|thumb|right|200px|[[Pedophile|Broly what he usually does best.]]]] | [[File:Pedo_Broly.jpg|thumb|right|200px|[[Pedophile|Broly what he usually does best.]]]] | ||
* As we mentioned before, Broly's powerlevel will never stop growing, [[evar]], even at normal state. Because of this, his powerlevel is so immense that he is able to destroyed a planet with only small burst of energy at Legendary Super Saiyan state, HE EVEN DESTROY A FUCKING GALAXY!!! [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DlXamubEc4|Want Proof]] | * As we mentioned before, Broly's powerlevel (as what the [[fantards]] of Broly believed) will never stop growing, [[evar]], even at normal state. Because of this, his powerlevel is so immense that he is able to destroyed a planet with only small burst of energy at Legendary Super Saiyan state, HE EVEN DESTROY A FUCKING GALAXY!!! [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DlXamubEc4|Want Proof]] | ||
* Broly can survive by almost anything with little or no effect, e.g. Broly can't be hurt, by punching, kicking, firing kamehameha at him, lava, supernovas, [[black holes]], [[rape]], etc. [[God|What the fuck does this guy even made of??!?!?!]] | * Broly can survive by almost anything with little or no effect, e.g. Broly can't be hurt, by punching, kicking, firing kamehameha at him, lava, supernovas, [[black holes]], [[rape]], etc. [[God|What the fuck does this guy even made of??!?!?!]] | ||
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* [[Some Argue|Some say]] that Broly is one of the main reasons for [[2012]], [[Divide by 0|as he has enough power to destroy the entire universe]]. | * [[Some Argue|Some say]] that Broly is one of the main reasons for [[2012]], [[Divide by 0|as he has enough power to destroy the entire universe]]. | ||
* Broly has [[more]] than 100 transformations including [[mugen|Nightmare Broly]] | * Broly has [[more]] than 100 transformations including [[mugen|Nightmare Broly]]. | ||
* Broly, when becoming a Legendary Super Saiyan made [[Fucktard|Vegeta]], shit his pants and crying like a little [[pussy]] | * Broly, when becoming a Legendary Super Saiyan made [[Fucktard|Vegeta]], shit his pants and crying like a little [[pussy]]. | ||
* Broly is primary known for excessive [[child abuse]] and raping [[shota]] as seen on the left side | * Broly is primary known for excessive [[child abuse]] and raping [[shota]] as seen on the left side. | ||
* He also knows how to [[skullfuck|treat]] a [[bitch|lady]]. | * He also knows how to [[skullfuck|treat]] a [[bitch|lady]]. | ||
* Broly killed his own father for the [[lulz]], [[Epic Win|by crushing his space pod and throwing the remains at the comet that is about to hit New Vegeta | * Broly killed his own father for the [[lulz]], [[Epic Win|by crushing his space pod and throwing the remains at the comet that is about to hit New Vegeta]]. | ||
* He always, always, always, done it for the [[lulz]]. | * He always, always, always, done it for the [[lulz]]. | ||
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* He laughs at [[you]] while you are reading this article. | * He laughs at [[you]] while you are reading this article. | ||
* [[Fact|He is going to kill you when you are finished reading this article | * [[Fact|He is going to kill you when you are finished reading this article]]. | ||
* Due to his popularity, Broly [[fantards]] will say the same [[faggotry]] by replying that Broly is stronger than everyone and they will [[white knight]] no matter how logical or retardedly simple their [[opinion]] is... | * Due to his popularity, Broly [[fantards]] will say the same [[faggotry]] by replying that Broly is stronger than everyone and they will [[white knight]] no matter how logical or retardedly simple their [[opinion]] is... | ||
* He's voiced by [[Vic Mignogna]] [[http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Broly#Voice_actors I'm not shitting you there.]] | * He's voiced by [[Vic Mignogna]]. [[http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Broly#Voice_actors I'm not shitting you there.]] | ||
* Broly, in the third movie (which is [[shit]]). Comes back as a [[fugly]] looking mutant which almost looks extremely identical to [[your mom]] | * Broly, in the third movie (which is [[shit]]). Comes back as a [[fugly]] looking mutant which almost looks extremely identical to [[your mom]]. | ||
[[File:Broly Doesnt Give A Fuck.gif|thumb|right|200px|Broly doesn't really give a fuck when fighting [[niggers]]]] | [[File:Broly Doesnt Give A Fuck.gif|thumb|right|200px|Broly doesn't really give a fuck when fighting [[niggers]]]] | ||
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==''' Broly-Related Drama'''== | ==''' Broly-Related Drama'''== | ||
Since the [[fantards]] can't think shit | Since the [[fantards|Brolytards]] can't think shit, it's obvious that Broly is often the overpowered entity the fanbase worship. e.g. if someone is stronger than Broly, the fanbase will constantly bitch and [[white knight]] using their pseudo-intellectual facts that they got from watching DBZ movies. The fanbase is extremely contagious with Saiyan [[AIDS]] and should be avoided at all caused... | ||
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Broly
Broly (Also known as BR0L'/ , Broli to the Internet Retarded, and how Chris Benoit would look like, if he took steroids AT MAXIMUM POWER!!!!) is a giant, buffed, destructive, Marijuana looking maniac who have appeared at least 3 movies from the hit Animu show, Dragon Ball Z. Broly as you may expect, like any other overrated villain, he is worshiped by 13-year old boys, 16 year old girls, and DBZ fanboys who on the other hand, all are terminally retarded because they think that Broly is far stronger than SSJ3 Goku and Kid Buu but the irony is that Broly is weaker despite that his power level is growing endlessly but only manages to fail miserably by the moralfags.
Broly: The Legendary Troll
Broly, being the most overrated and the only Legendary Super Saiyan (and being batshit insane), he's too fucking overpowered as he constantly skullfucks the Z-Fighters by grabbing their faces and smashed them into walls. Despite being non-canon however, though unlike Sephiroth with his angsty microcock that can only castrated by Cloud's Omnislash actually it could be castrated with almost everything, Broly and his legendary Cock can goatse anyone's asshole with only 2% of his power. Here's the list of this Space-Satan have done below.
- Broly fucking hates Cockrot, as him being the most retarded space-nigger of the entire Saiyan race. Basically, because Cockrot's BAWWWWWWWWING cause Broly to generate enormous butthurt when he was a baby. During that time, King Vegeta, the admin of the sayains wanted to perma-B& Broly for being too fucking overpowered, his father Paragus, wanted to make a ban appeal of his Saiyan account but King Vegeta just told him to GTFO and blast him into his chest. desperately wanted to rape him so bad and painful throughout his life, as well increasingly being overdosed with rage and insanity. In Broly's Second Coming, Broly is even more fucked up (and more retarded) and can only communicate by saying
Kakarot!
Kakarot!
Kakarot!
Kakarot!
Kakarot!
Kakarot!
Kakarot!
- As we mentioned before, Broly's powerlevel (as what the fantards of Broly believed) will never stop growing, evar, even at normal state. Because of this, his powerlevel is so immense that he is able to destroyed a planet with only small burst of energy at Legendary Super Saiyan state, HE EVEN DESTROY A FUCKING GALAXY!!! [Proof]
- Broly can survive by almost anything with little or no effect, e.g. Broly can't be hurt, by punching, kicking, firing kamehameha at him, lava, supernovas, black holes, rape, etc. What the fuck does this guy even made of??!?!?!
- Some say that Broly is one of the main reasons for 2012, as he has enough power to destroy the entire universe.
- Broly has more than 100 transformations including Nightmare Broly.
- Broly, when becoming a Legendary Super Saiyan made Vegeta, shit his pants and crying like a little pussy.
- Broly is primary known for excessive child abuse and raping shota as seen on the left side.
- Broly killed his own father for the lulz, by crushing his space pod and throwing the remains at the comet that is about to hit New Vegeta.
- He always, always, always, done it for the lulz.
- Do we mention that he fucking hates Goku?
- He smiles at you when you begin reading this article.
- He laughs at you while you are reading this article.
- Due to his popularity, Broly fantards will say the same faggotry by replying that Broly is stronger than everyone and they will white knight no matter how logical or retardedly simple their opinion is...
- He's voiced by Vic Mignogna. [I'm not shitting you there.]
- Broly, in the third movie (which is shit). Comes back as a fugly looking mutant which almost looks extremely identical to your mom.
Why Do Fantards Love Broly So Much?
There's no deny whether or not that fantards of Broly are really obsessed with his muscles, power, cock, or that he wants to blew up the whole Universe for the lulz, he's literally the Gary Stu of Dragon Ball Z because that of 99% of all Villains would eagerly wanted to bow down to suck his cock.
Broly-Related Drama
Since the Brolytards can't think shit, it's obvious that Broly is often the overpowered entity the fanbase worship. e.g. if someone is stronger than Broly, the fanbase will constantly bitch and white knight using their pseudo-intellectual facts that they got from watching DBZ movies. The fanbase is extremely contagious with Saiyan AIDS and should be avoided at all caused...
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