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When they are are not [[masturbating|preoccupied]] to looking at [[Rule 34|Rule 34]] of [[ | When they are are not [[masturbating|preoccupied]] to looking at [[Rule 34|Rule 34]] of [[pretty cool guy|Master Chief]] and [[Lesbian|Cortana]] they are making ground breaking advances in [[retard|tardnology.]] | ||
== How to acquire MLG skills == | |||
Looking to acquire [[Moonspeak|xXxX360NoScOpEScRubKilLerXxXx]] moves? You came to right place my child! To [[STD|acquire]] the moves that will get [[You|you]] all the [[ho|bitches]] than follow these three steps! | |||
1. Buy large amounts of [[EA|Mountain Dew and Doritos]] | |||
2. Buy every [[Get out|Call Of Duty]] that comes out and hail it as the [[Hahaha no|savior of gaming.]] | |||
3. [[Chris Chan|Gain three hundred pounds.]] | |||
CONGRATULATIONS! [[You|YOU]] ARE NOW A [[Failure|MLG PRO!!!!]] | |||
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{{quote|i bagned yur mum last nigh m8, aftr i OwN3d u!!!1!| That kid who teamkilled you.}} | |||
Revision as of 08:13, 27 June 2013
MLG also known as Major League Gaming is made of a group of fine, respectable gentlemen who are such talented individuals that they get paid to drink tasty energy drinks and "endorse" it while sitting on their fat asses doing nothing but button mashing and screaming at each other while on the verge of cardiac arrest.
When they are are not preoccupied to looking at Rule 34 of Master Chief and Cortana they are making ground breaking advances in tardnology.
How to acquire MLG skills
Looking to acquire xXxX360NoScOpEScRubKilLerXxXx moves? You came to right place my child! To acquire the moves that will get you all the bitches than follow these three steps!
1. Buy large amounts of Mountain Dew and Doritos
2. Buy every Call Of Duty that comes out and hail it as the savior of gaming.
CONGRATULATIONS! YOU ARE NOW A MLG PRO!!!!
— That kid who teamkilled you. | ||
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