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Born in [[Texas]] and raised by pork-fearing folk he met two of his best friends at the age of thirteen; namely [[Cocaine]] and [[Cthulhu]]. | Born in [[Texas]] and raised by pork-fearing folk he met two of his best friends at the age of thirteen; namely [[Cocaine]] and [[Cthulhu]]. | ||
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'''Mike telling a tale of his best friend Cthulhu'''</center> | '''Mike telling a tale of his best friend Cthulhu'''</center> | ||
==Life in Twitch== | |||
Mike at the age of 30 went to a town/site known as Twitch.tv. There he met many people including a Russian democrat named Soviet Steve, A [[Buddhist]] [[Sasquatch]] known as Hatter Gal, a barbarian known as David, A serial killer named Psychotist, a clock known as Deathcl0ck, a sassy black woman named Puritysin, A homoerotic clown named [[Joker]], and he gave anal birth to his transgendered daughter named Bern who every night he slices his/her fingers to turn its fingers into a straw to drink blood. | |||
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Mike later grew an addiction to [[crystals]] and moaned every single second his hands grew. | |||
==2013 Fat Swordsman assault allegations== | ==2013 Fat Swordsman assault allegations== | ||
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STOP RIGHT THERE, FAGGOT! ED does NOT need a huge list of absolute nobodies, nor does it give a shit about your petty forum feud with that bitch who doesn't agree with your Zutara OTP. Rather than spreading your butthurt vendetta over to this site, how about you read ED:101 and ED:A User's Guide to Article Building. And while you're at it, how about contributing to some actual drama you fucking idiot? |
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A man of a thousand words, 
MikeNnemonic✡ is an obese Jew with cheetoh-stained armpits who streams his particular brand of knowledge via Twitch.tv, usually whilst fondling his transgendered fetus-daughter.
Every Saturday night without fail he streams undiluted feces in a seemingly sickening attempt to drive people to suicide in order to escape the ensuing boredom. He is currently in love with a sliced off pair of boobs and licks them with disturbing frequency. Every morning he goatses in the name of DARK SOULS and often smothers himself in shit whilst streaming. He is disturbingly fond of Randy Savage's dick
He loves to play the "Skype-Game" in which he gives virgins attention that they don't deserve... because they're fucking virgins however his most notable trait is that he jacks off to Touhou shit... literal shit
The man also has a delicious TV Tropes page which he jacks off to most nights. One of his favorite hobbies on a Sunday morning is masturbating to Centaur porn whilst going onto his Argentine channel so he can upload as many smoking videos as he can at the same time.
Early Life
Born in Texas and raised by pork-fearing folk he met two of his best friends at the age of thirteen; namely Cocaine and Cthulhu.
Mike telling a tale of his best friend Cthulhu
Life in Twitch
Mike at the age of 30 went to a town/site known as Twitch.tv. There he met many people including a Russian democrat named Soviet Steve, A Buddhist Sasquatch known as Hatter Gal, a barbarian known as David, A serial killer named Psychotist, a clock known as Deathcl0ck, a sassy black woman named Puritysin, A homoerotic clown named Joker, and he gave anal birth to his transgendered daughter named Bern who every night he slices his/her fingers to turn its fingers into a straw to drink blood.
Mike later grew an addiction to crystals and moaned every single second his hands grew.
2013 Fat Swordsman assault allegations
During March 2nd, 2013 at 3:00 PM, Mike Nnemonic was arrested for assaulting a guru known as the Fat Swordsman with the swordsmans own katana. Mike claimed that the Fat Swordsman was stealing all of his Samoa girl scout cookies while the Fat Swordsman said that Mike is a self loathing racist. Not much else happened after that except that Mike grew a Taco addiction.
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