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'''Mike telling a tale of his best friend Cthulhu'''</center> | '''Mike telling a tale of his best friend Cthulhu'''</center> | ||
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[[File:cos.jpg|thumb|right|Mike's family.]] | [[File:cos.jpg|thumb|right|Mike's family.]] | ||
Mike at the age of thirty began to frequent Twitch.tv; there he made many [[No|cool]] friends and eventually gave anal-birth to his transgendered daughter named Bern. Mike later embraced an addiction to [[Bath salts|crystals]] and moaned every single second his hands grew. | Mike at the age of thirty began to frequent Twitch.tv; there he made many [[No|cool]] friends and eventually gave anal-birth to his transgendered daughter named Bern. Mike later embraced an addiction to [[Bath salts|crystals]] and moaned every single second his hands grew. | ||
==2013 Fat Swordsman assault allegations== | ==2013 Fat Swordsman assault allegations== | ||
On the 2nd of March [2013]] at 15:00hrs, Mike was arrested for assaulting a [[faggot|guru]] known as the Fat Swordsman with the swordsmans own katana. He later claimed that the Fat Swordsman had been stealing all of his Samoa girlscout cookies while the Fat Swordsman alleged that Mike is a self-loathing racist. Not much else happened after the incident apart from the fact that Mikey went on to develop a further addition, this time to [[Spic|tacos]]. | On the 2nd of March [[2013]] at 15:00hrs, Mike was arrested for assaulting a [[faggot|guru]] known as the Fat Swordsman with the swordsmans own katana. He later claimed that the Fat Swordsman had been stealing all of his Samoa girlscout cookies while the Fat Swordsman alleged that Mike is a self-loathing racist. Not much else happened after the incident apart from the fact that Mikey went on to develop a further addition, this time to [[Spic|tacos]]. | ||
==See also== | ==See also== | ||
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STOP RIGHT THERE, FAGGOT! ED does NOT need a huge list of absolute nobodies, nor does it give a shit about your petty forum feud with that bitch who doesn't agree with your Zutara OTP. Rather than spreading your butthurt vendetta over to this site, how about you read ED:101 and ED:A User's Guide to Article Building. And while you're at it, how about contributing to some actual drama you fucking idiot? |
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A man of a thousand words, 
MikeNnemonic✡ is an obese Jew with cheetoh-stained armpits who streams his particular brand of knowledge via Twitch.tv, usually whilst fondling his transgendered fetus-daughter.
Every Saturday night without fail he streams undiluted feces in a seemingly sickening attempt to drive people to suicide in order to escape the ensuing boredom. He is currently in love with a sliced off pair of boobs and licks them with disturbing frequency. Every morning he goatses in the name of DARK SOULS and often smothers himself in shit whilst streaming. He is disturbingly fond of Randy Savage's dick.
He loves to play the "Skype-Game" in which he gives virgins attention that they don't deserve... because they're fucking virgins however his most notable trait is that he jacks off to Touhou shit... literal shit
The man also has a delicious TV Tropes page which he jacks off to most nights. One of his favorite hobbies on a Sunday morning is masturbating to Centaur porn whilst going onto his Argentine channel channel so he can upload as many smoking videos as he can at the same time.
Early Life
Born in Texas and raised by pork-fearing folk he met two of his best friends at the age of thirteen; namely Cocaine and Cthulhu, at the age of fourteen he finally hit puberty and cultivated a neckbeard. A short time after this development he came to realize that he was wasting his life playing Rocket Knight Adventures and plummeted into a six-month depression over anime.
Mike telling a tale of his best friend Cthulhu
Twitch
Mike at the age of thirty began to frequent Twitch.tv; there he made many cool friends and eventually gave anal-birth to his transgendered daughter named Bern. Mike later embraced an addiction to crystals and moaned every single second his hands grew.
2013 Fat Swordsman assault allegations
On the 2nd of March 2013 at 15:00hrs, Mike was arrested for assaulting a guru known as the Fat Swordsman with the swordsmans own katana. He later claimed that the Fat Swordsman had been stealing all of his Samoa girlscout cookies while the Fat Swordsman alleged that Mike is a self-loathing racist. Not much else happened after the incident apart from the fact that Mikey went on to develop a further addition, this time to tacos.
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