Breaking Bad

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Breaking Bad is a TV crime drama created by Vince Gillian, who's mostly known for movies like Hancock, and that's about it. You may also know him from this TV series entitled The X-Files.

Plot

The plot concerns Walter White, a high-school chemistry teacher who realizes that his life has gone to shit when he's diagnosed with lung cancer, in-which causes him to eventually say "fuck it" and cook crystal meth. For assistance in fucking-up his life even further, he seeks his ex-bitch (Jesse Pinkman), and proceeds to allow him to join-in. The audience of the show is entirely made up of 15 year-old male couch potatoes who develop an addiction after the first episode, and also report feeling extremely confident after watching just one episode, (this usually wears off as soon as the faggot looks in the mirror and realizes he doesn't even have a beard).

Breaking Bad Comics

Moar info: Breaking Bad Comics.

If there are any memes that have been created in relationship with this TV show, Breaking Bad Comics would have to be one of them. It's a pointless and unfunny comic made by an aspie who goes by the name of Henry Lawson, AKA Chris Chan 2: Electric Boogaloo. This "meme" could've potentially been successful on it's own, even without being forced-up the male anus that is SB Blog.

IRL Walter White

Coincidence?

Breaking Bad's protagonist may not be entirely a work of fiction after all. He bears the same name as 55 year-old pedophile and meth-maker who was wanted in Tuscaloosa, Alabama, and New York. He would eventually be found in a treatment facility (most likely selling drugs to retards on the fringe) from a court order in a different jurisdiction.

Characters

• Walter White: A Science teacher that masturbates to Chemistry. He realizes that his family is relying on his sorry cancerous ass, so he decides to cook meth, since he goes with "You Only Live Once".

• Jesse Pinkman: The high school dropout retard. He is the biggest coward ever despite the fact that he killed Gale, but he hesitated to the point that he was depressed of doing so. Meanwhile Walter is the only one that cooks in the operation, and Jesse just sits there collecting the Jew gold once they are done.

• Skyler White: The bitchy blonde that never shuts up. She was always on Walter's ass for not coming home, so she decided to suck Walter's cock every 30 minutes so Walter would spill the beans. She also had an affair, because she wasn't getting enough cock from Walter due to the fact that he was pre-occupied by cooking meth.

• Walter Jr.: The son of Walter White, and according to his name, the parents wanted people to laugh at him. He never leaves his family some space, since he isn't socially interactive.

• Hank Schrader: Probably the biggest retard (yes, more retarded than Walter Jr.) in the show due to the fact that it only took 5 fucking seasons for him to figure out that Walter was behind all of this. He couldn't see past Walter's obvious odd behavior, especially when Hank was looking for Gus and trying to expose him.

• Marie Schrader: A ginger woman that is oversensitive. She adds little to nothing to the show, and nobody cares about her and her actions.

• Saul Goodman: The biggest failure ever, since he doesn't know when to shut his fucking mouth at the right times. He never protects his clients, and he sits in his office fapping to Skyler White.

• Gus Fring: The boss of the entire meth operation. He is extremely paranoid when it comes to revealing his true self to the public, and will slice his own employees throats if some other employee kills another employee. Because obviously that is the best way to handle situations: by sacrificing more of your god damn workers.

• Mike Ehrmantraut: An old ex-dirty cop. He used to work for Gus until he got suicide bombed by Stephen Hawking. Mike is also bald, not because he's old but because you can only be badass in this show if you've no hair He was given an opportunity to leave for ever and live with his grand daughter but he had to be a smartass to Walt so he got murdered, lol

• Lydia Rodarte-Quayle: Some dumb broad who doesn't even do anything. She once gave Walt and Jesse meth for free but hasn't done anything else since.

• Todd Alquist: Matt Damon. Also an exterminator.

Other memes

If Breaking Bad Comics weren't enough for you, don't worry. There are plenty of other retards out there posting their "art" in-which is inspired by this TV show. DeviantART level artists and under have regularly shown their love of this show by ruining it for others through their shitty animated gifs, unoriginal Photoshop inventions, and of course terrible 4Chan and Reddit posts. Although the majority of the fandom is unfunny, you will occasionally find someone who is lulzy and/or makes memes worth recognition.

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See Also

• Breaking Bad Comics
• Cancer
• Methamphetamine
• Tumblr
• Unfunny - Whilst the show itself is rather lulzy the fandom fails to follow suit.

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