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| {{spoiler|ARCHAIC SOLD OUT BULBAGARDEN TO [http://bulbagardenconfessional.tumblr.com/post/11469376857/a-message HAVA Media]}}
| | Mariomario456, you are getting on my nerves, Screamer.wiki hates you, I hate you, and your mom is single! |
| <div style="-moz-border-radius:15px; -webkit-border-radius:15px; background:#efe; border:1px solid #8a8; margin-top:.2em; padding:.2em; text-align:center;">'''[[Pool's Closed|BULBAPEDIA IS CURRENTLY LOCKED FROM EDITING!]]'''<br/>Due to [[DDoS|excessive server stress]], editing by [[Noobs|standard users]] is currently closed. We hope to have the site re-opened by [[Jesus|Christ's]] [[Twice|Second]] [[Come|Coming]].</div>
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| {{Quote|1=Bulbagarden.net - excellent pokemon encyclopedia and solid, relatively n00b-free forums. |2=[[Anonymous]]|3=[http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=4439959&x=Useful+Websites#4454033]}}
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| {{Quote|1=Do we have confirmation? Most of Bulbagarden doesn't seem to trust the sources reporting it, though they might just be in denial.|2=Bulbagarden is apparently final arbiter of all thing Pokemon gossip|3=[http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=17195292#17195495]}}
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| [[File:Bulbapedia.png|thumb|Bulbapedia logo.]]
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| <!--[[File:bulbagarden.jpg|thumb|An artist's rendering of the homepage, since [[noone]] visits it.]]-->
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| '''[http://www.bulbagarden.net/ Bulbagarden]''', or '''[[raep|Bulbasaur's Mysterious Garden]]''' is an online [[orgy|community]] of [[faggots|pokemon fans]]. It was founded by hardcore [[World of Warcraft|Elf fetishist]] [[basement dweller|Chris Kaleiki]] in 2001. It is named after the Pokemon [[anime]] episode in which [[homo|Ash]] once again fails to [[rape|evolve]] one of his Pokemon. [[ epic win|Bulbagarden went down soon after it was started]], and Chris Kaleiki moved on to [[lie|better]] [[World of Warcraft|things]]. [[Australian]] [[fanboy]] Liam Pomfret (aka [[Old|Archaic]]) later acquired Bulbagarden and relaunched it in 2002, starting a neverending [[war]] with [[gay|Serebii]]. Bulbagarden currently hosts several [[wikis]], a [[forum]], and an [[DeviantArt|art gallery]]. By incorporating these features, Bulbagarden hopes to become the premier internet destination for poké-fapping [[wapanese|weeabo]] [[furfags]] such as [[you]].
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| ==Projects==
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| ===Bulbapedia===
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| [[File:Vinewhip.gif|thumb|A Bulbafag's wet dream]]
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| '''Bulbapedia''' is the [[obese|largest]] and most well-known facet of Bulbagarden. It is said to be the internet's most comprehensive English-language Pokémon encyclopedia, an extremely [[shit_nobody_cares_about|dubious honor]]. Bulbapedia uses notoriously resource-consuming [[MediaWiki]] software; as a consequence, the site is always [[slowpoke|slow]], and frequently 504s. In addition to its system resource constraints, Bulbapedia continues to only offer information about Pokemon, making it about as useful as a [[fleshlight]] [[epic win|stuffed with glass shards]] for any [[oldfag|adult]] with an ounce of self respect.
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| Bulbapedia was created [[Last Thursday]]. However, due to the [[faggotry|amount of games, the amount of Pokemon anime seasons and episodes, and the amount of obsessed Pokemon fans]], the wiki expanded within a few short months to contain thousands of articles.
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| Unlike [[Wikipedia]], Bulbapedia is actually colorful and pretty. Instead of using [[Boring|plain, old, colorless]] templates, Bulbapedia uses colorful templates with [[web_2.0|rounded corners]], in order to appeal more directly to their [[Autism|target audience]]. Bulbapedia displays a mastery of wikitext, [[HTML]], and [[CSS]].
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| Since Bulbapedia is so slow, users are only allowed to edit their user pages once a day. You also can't create or edit user pages until you've logged some unspecified amount of edits for ten days there. ([[Fags|They also try to anonymize the edit and time values through their FAQ, however you can just easily create a new account and test the software. Pussies.]]) These are supposed to prevent Bulbapedia from becoming slower. Editing your user page more than a few times a day will result in having your user page locked from editing and a warning on your talk page:
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| <blockquote style="color:darkgreen;">Due to the current situation with Bulbagarden's [[shit|server network]], as explained in the [http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Bulbapedia:Messages_from_the_Editor Messages from the Editor], userspace editing is strictly limited to '''one edit per day'''. As you have made '''X''' userspace edits today, your userpage has been protected for <span title="One day per edit over the limit" style="cursor:help; border-bottom:1px dotted #000;">X-1 days</span>.</blockquote>
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| [[Ironically]], locking the page adds another edit to the user page.
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| Every time there's major hype within the problem community (eg. a new Pokemon game is announced), Bulbapedia suffers from severe server lag due to the [[weeaboos]] flooding in. Complete shutdowns occurred during the hype of the HeartGold and SoulSilver and Black and White. Since each game is basically released twice (one Japanese version and one English version), Bulbapedia has to experience downtime [[twice]] for each new game.
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| <s>It should also be noted that Bulbapedia glorifies vandals and trolls with special article (eg. [http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Bulbapedia:The_Great_Bulbapedia_Turkey_Shoot The Great Bulbapedia Turkey Shoot]), so if you troll hard enough, you might receive a special honor.</s> BALEETED because it "glorifies vandalism". Hm, I wonder where they got that from? [http://web.archive.org/web/20110223123719/http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Turkey_shoot Archived]
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| Please note excessive vandalism by one person at a two year old computer can shut down the site for upwards of a week, so this opportunity is available to even the lowliest [[EDiot]]. Uploading goatse under "Hello.jpg" to the archives no longer works as it is a protected create page, however they love tubgirl. They really love tubgirl.
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| ===Bulbanews===
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| '''[http://www.bulbagarden.net/ Bulbanews]''' is Bulbagarden's version of Wikinews. It is still uncertain why anyone would use [[MediaWiki]] software for a news blog, but they do it anyway. Bulbagarden's fans whine anyway whenever a news story is posted that isn't [[porn|relevant to their interests]], and practically one person has been posting all news stories [[tomorrow|three days later]] than everyone else.
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| Lately, the official Bulbanews twitter account had been "hacked" by former staff members, resulting in a lulzy war between Bulbanews and Bulbagarden.
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| [[File:Bulbanews twitter.png|100px|thumb|ZOMG HACKED!!1]]
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| ===Bulbagarden Archives===
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| The '''[http://archives.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Main_Page Bulbagarden Archives]''' is Bulbagarden's version of the [[Wikimedia Commons]]. This is where Bulbagarden hosts most of their files and images. Oh, and even more, you can't upload any crap images to it until your account is 7 days old and you've made 6 edits on files, which they've also tried and failed to even keep secret at all.
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| ===BMGf===
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| The '''[http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/ Bulbagarden Forums]''', or '''BMGf''', is where all of the bulbavirgins hang out and chat. It runs on <s>vBulletin</s> stupid ZenForo software now and always has for 9000 years, and it appears to feature Gym leader Erika as its mascot. It contains many forums and subforums, including some on the [[games]], the [[Yugioh|trading cards]], the [[animu|anime]], the [[wikis]], and [[roleplaying]]. [[Shipping]] is one of the forum's most popular topics.
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| [http://forums.upnetwork.net/showpost.php?p=146433&postcount=19 Mozz's Van], named after [[Pedo|Bulbagardens creditor]], was a hidden forum section where staff members could share pictures of their tiny [[Penis|penises]] and engage in [[homosex]]. Sadly, HAVA media, Bulbagardens new corporate overlord, forced its closure. Can't have [[porn]] on a children's website.
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| The staff of BMGf have a secret list of [[Bullshit|completely duty-unrelated]] requirements for becoming a moderator, and it is as follows:
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| * You have to be an [[Obsession|obsessive]] fan of [[Fags|My Little Pony]]
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| * You have to be at least somewhat of a [[Douchebag|douche]] when bending the rules out of your favor.
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| * If you '[[Shipping|ship]], you have to be a [[Moron|PokéShipper]] or a [[Faggot|ContestShipper]], and if neither, at least especially anti-[[Bernie Madoff|AdvanceShipping]]. <span class="explain" title="See Bulbagarden's DarkDreams">If you do become a mod and like AdvanceShipping</span>, you don't get any [[Lulz|special name effects]].
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| * Most moderators have to be [[Cocaine|nostalgic]] [[Asshole|assholes]] when it comes to the first media generation of [[Pokémon]]. This requires that you hate the third generation also.
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| It is also worth noting that when bringing up that of the PokéShipping hints are all [[Fake|fake]], the majority of the [[Basement dweller|basement-dwelling]] [[Nerd|nerds]] there get really [[Butthurt|butthurt]] and try to flame you; there is an <span class="explain" title="pie, a number that makes no sense and never ends">π</span>% chance that they will succeed, and this depends on wether or not a [[Charlie Sheen|sane moderator]] catches them. The same thing happens when you talk about [[Computer Science III|ROM hacking]]. Interestingly, people can be seen successfully [[Trollface|trolling]] in the [[Winning|non-Pokémon]] forums.
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| ===Bulbagarden Gallery===
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| {{info|This section requires srs restoration; plz 2 be viewing the talkpage!}}
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| [[File:oekaki.jpg|thumb| The Members here are very intelligent]]
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| [[File:Jessie-fatass.jpg|thumb|[[Typical]] shit.]]
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| The '''Bulbagarden Gallery''' is where the forum-goers post their fan-art. It uses vBulletin forum software and PhotoPost file-sharing software.
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| File:loli-mon.jpg|A wild [[loli|loli]] appears!
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| File:Jessie_pinup.jpg| [[Rule 34|34'd]]
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| File:FRIENDS_4_EVER.jpg
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| File:Madeowth.jpg|[[lolwut|Wat.]]
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| File:Jessie_cosplay.jpg|HOLY.
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| File:Jessie-fatass.jpg|SHIT.
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| File:James_holy_shit.jpg|MY EYES.
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| File:Happy-valentines-furry.jpg
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| File:Yaoimon.jpg|Pokemon [[yaoi]].
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| ===Bulbagarden RPGwiki===
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| The '''Bulbagarden RPGwiki''' is a wiki for a [[Elite|select few]]. It's supposed to be about documenting the forum's [[roleplaying]] threads, but it hasn't [[virgin|seen much action]] since 2005, when the other wikis were established. Unlike the other sections of the site, it just uses the Bulbapedia logo with different text below it; a pinnacle of [[Mexicans|laziness]].
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| ===Bulbagarden Okeki===
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| The '''[http://oekaki.bulbagarden.net/ Bulbagarden Okeki]''' is where [[faggots|community members]] post their [[shit|fan-art]] for [[noone|everyone]] to see. It supports the [[addiction|needs]] of [[Autistic|obsessive]] [[Pokemon]] [[faggots|fan-artists.]]
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| ==Archaic==
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| The creator of Ballbagapedia [http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/User:Archaic '''Archaic'''], also known as [[Powerword|Liam Pomfret]] is a chubby [[ausfag]] autist, who also happens to like [[pedobear|diddling young children]]. This child obsessed faggot has also shitted himself in 2011 blatantly [http://bulbanews.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Legal_Issues%3F_There%27s_an_app_for_that admitting] that Bulbagarden is a notorious little hideout for weeaboos to host copyrighted material. Pomfret has mentioned more than a few times that he doesn't see age as a boundary, and will create [http://www.fanfiction.net/s/268025/1/Love-is-such-bitter-sorrow horrifying fanfics] where pokemon character kiddies will [[fuck|bang]] like there's no tomorrow. Archaic regularly [[tripfag|tripfags]] on the neckbeard breeding grounds of [[/vp/]], furiously [[fap|fapping]] to misty rule 34 and occasionally making an anonymous thread about himself in a pitiful attempt to garner some likability. Pomfret also happens to have an equally [[whale|large]] wife, [[incest|who looks suspiciously like his sister]], and probably just serves as a banner showing everyone just how [[no|totally normal]] he is. This will all change when the police decide to raid his house and find a sex den stacked to the brim with pictures of little boys dressed up as [[Gardevoir]].
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| File:Liam Pomfret Archaic.jpg|Talk about [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Narg09bbnHE hiding in plain site]
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| File:Pomfret Sees no boundaries only sweet loving.png|Admitting he sees no problem with fondling young'ns
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| File:Pomfret Pedo.png|Hide yo' kids
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| File:Liam Pomfret Impersonates Morpheus.jpg|Sex [[Fucking Magnets|magnet]].
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| </gallery></center>
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| ==See also==
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| *[[Pokemon]]
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| *[[What is Brock?]]
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| *[[Smogon University]]
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| *[[Shipping]]
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| *[[Vp]]
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| *[[PokeShipping]]
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| *[[User:TTEchidna]], <s>the idiot in charge of Bulbapedia</s> defenestrated & banned for being butthurt about all the fail on Bulbapedia. His rants can be now found [http://bulbagardenconfessional.tumblr.com/ on this site] which is maintained by former Bulbagarden staff.
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| ==External links==
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| *[http://www.bulbagarden.net/ Bulbagarden]
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| **[http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/ Bulbapedia]
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| **[http://bulbanews.bulbagarden.net/ Bulbanews]
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| **[http://archives.bulbagarden.net/ Bulbagarden Archives]
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| **[http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/ Bulbagarden Forums]
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| **[http://gallery.bulbagarden.net/ Bulbagarden Gallery]
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| **[http://rpg.bulbagarden.net/ Bulbagarden RPGwiki]
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| **[http://oekaki.bulbagarden.net/ Bulbagarden Okeki]
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| *[http://www.youtube.com/user/Bulbagarden Bulbagarden] at [[YouTube]]
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| *[http://bulbagardenfanclub.deviantart.com/ Bulbagarden Fan Club group] at [[DeviantArt]]
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| *[http://bulbakaki.deviantart.com/ BulbaKaki group] at [[DeviantArt]]
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| *[http://twitter.com/bulbagarden Bulbagarden] at [[Twitter]]
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Mariomario456, you are getting on my nerves, Screamer.wiki hates you, I hate you, and your mom is single!
