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== Invasion == | == Invasion == | ||
[[File:Mars invasion 1.gif|right|border|PWNT!]] | |||
For nearly a billion years, the Martians were an environmentally friendly race that could easily put ''[[greenpeace|Green Peace]]'' to shame. | For nearly a billion years, the Martians were an environmentally friendly race that could easily put ''[[greenpeace|Green Peace]]'' to shame. | ||
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Some debated the [[moral]]ity of an invasion, but the idea of divine destiny prevailed soon thousands of shiny flying saucers were headed to Earth. | Some debated the [[moral]]ity of an invasion, but the idea of divine destiny prevailed soon thousands of shiny flying saucers were headed to Earth. | ||
Unfortunately for the little green men, their success at interplanetary invasions proved worse than [[France]]'s at winning wars. | Unfortunately for the little green men, their success at interplanetary invasions proved worse than [[France]]'s at winning wars. | ||
== Notable Martians on ED == | |||
[[File:JNZ2k14.png|30px|link=User:Mr_Jonzz]] [[User:Mr Jonzz|J'onn J'onzz]]<br /> | |||
==See also== | ==See also== | ||
*[[30 Seconds To Mars]] | *[[30 Seconds To Mars]] | ||
*[[Earth]] | *[[Earth]] | ||
Revision as of 02:10, 12 January 2014
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Invasion
For nearly a billion years, the Martians were an environmentally friendly race that could easily put Green Peace to shame. That all changed when an enterprising Martian opened up a small business and soon idea of a free market and capitalism spread, within 75 years all natural resources were depleted. In desperation, the Martians set their sights on Earth, a planet who's indigenous population was technologically inferior. Some debated the morality of an invasion, but the idea of divine destiny prevailed soon thousands of shiny flying saucers were headed to Earth. Unfortunately for the little green men, their success at interplanetary invasions proved worse than France's at winning wars.
