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'''DuckTales''' | |||
'''DuckTales''' was a Disney cartoon about a [[jew|greedy]] [[Uncle Dolan|duck]] and the four [[Nobody_cares|orphan]] ducklings he purchased on the black market. All episodes revolved around [[Mark Zuckerberg|Scrooge McDuck]] sending his orphan gang to sabotage companies, and then absorbing their assets so that he may line his swimming pool with additional [[Bling bling|gold coins]]. In the three years that DuckTales aired, Scrooge had successfully ransacked over 200 business entities. The methods of Scrooge McDuck which include [[Martha Stewart|slave labor]], [[Sue Basko|legal intimidation]], and [[murder|homicide]], are still taught by ivy league business schools to this day. | |||
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Revision as of 21:02, 1 May 2014
DuckTales was a Disney cartoon about a greedy duck and the four orphan ducklings he purchased on the black market. All episodes revolved around Scrooge McDuck sending his orphan gang to sabotage companies, and then absorbing their assets so that he may line his swimming pool with additional gold coins. In the three years that DuckTales aired, Scrooge had successfully ransacked over 200 business entities. The methods of Scrooge McDuck which include slave labor, legal intimidation, and homicide, are still taught by ivy league business schools to this day.
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