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'''DuckTales''' was a Disney cartoon about a [[jew|greedy]] [[Uncle Dolan|duck]] and the four [[Nobody_cares|orphan]] ducklings he purchased on the black market. All episodes revolved around [[Mark Zuckerberg|Scrooge McDuck]] sending his orphan gang to sabotage companies, and then absorbing their assets so that he may line his swimming pool with additional [[Bling bling|gold coins]]. In the three years that DuckTales aired, Scrooge had successfully ransacked over 200 business entities. The methods of Scrooge McDuck which include [[Martha Stewart|slave labor]], [[Sue Basko|legal intimidation]], and [[murder|homicide]], are still taught by ivy league business schools to this day.<br /><br /><br /> | '''DuckTales''' was a Disney cartoon about a [[jew|greedy]] [[Uncle Dolan|duck]] and the four [[Nobody_cares|orphan]] ducklings he purchased on the black market. All episodes revolved around [[Mark Zuckerberg|Scrooge McDuck]] sending his orphan gang to sabotage companies, and then absorbing their assets so that he may line his swimming pool with additional [[Bling bling|gold coins]]. In the three years that DuckTales aired, Scrooge had successfully ransacked over 200 business entities. The methods of Scrooge McDuck which include [[Martha Stewart|slave labor]], [[Sue Basko|legal intimidation]], and [[murder|homicide]], are still taught by ivy league business schools to this day.<br /><br /><br /> | ||
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==Bling bling== | ==Bling bling== | ||
[[File:Scrooge.jpg|thumb|Scrooge McJew]] | |||
[[File:Duck Press.jpg|thumb|Scrooge's portfolio]] | |||
DuckTales proved true to life in that Disney merchandised so much shit from the show that it grossed them their own swimming pool filled with gold. In three short years, so much crap was manufactured that Wikipedia has an entire article dedicated to it. Here is an incomplete list of DuckTales merch which still sells for next to nothing on Ebay because so much was made: | DuckTales proved true to life in that Disney merchandised so much shit from the show that it grossed them their own swimming pool filled with gold. In three short years, so much crap was manufactured that Wikipedia has an entire article dedicated to it. Here is an incomplete list of DuckTales merch which still sells for next to nothing on Ebay because so much was made: | ||
*21 VHS releases. | *21 [[VHS]] releases. | ||
*6 DVD releases. | *6 [[Internet DVD|DVD]] releases. | ||
*7 video games. | *7 [[video games]]. | ||
*12 books. | *12 [[Book|books]]. | ||
*6 comic books. | *6 [[Comic book fans|comic books]]. | ||
*2 audio books. | *2 [[Illiterate|audio books]]. | ||
*Lunch boxes. | *[[Loli|Lunch boxes]]. | ||
*Thermos cups. | *[[Hipster|Thermos cups]]. | ||
*T-shirts. | *[[Faggot|T-shirts]]. | ||
*Valentine's Day cards. | *[[Love Shy|Valentine's Day]] cards. | ||
*3D Puzzles. | *[[Aspergers|3D Puzzles]]. | ||
*Regular puzzles. | *[[Manchild|Regular puzzles]]. | ||
*Pencil pouch. | *[[Nerd|Pencil pouch]]. | ||
*Adventure set. | *[[Homosexual|Adventure set]]. | ||
*Money bin. | *[[Jew|Money bin]]. | ||
*Figurines. | *[[Plastic crap|Figurines]]. | ||
*Party plates. | *[[Orgy|Party plates]]. | ||
*Party cups. | *[[Orgy|Party cups]]. | ||
*Party candles. | *[[Satanism|Party candles]]. | ||
*Gummy bears. | *[[Haribo® Sugarless Gummy Bears|Gummy bears]]. | ||
*World map. | *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Map|World map]]. | ||
*Binoculars. | *[[Stalker|Binoculars]]. | ||
*2 spin-offs (Darkwing Duck and Quack Pack). | *[[Electric Boogaloo|2 spin-offs]] (Darkwing Duck and Quack Pack). | ||
*3 if you count TaleSpin. | *3 if you count [[Some argue|TaleSpin]]. | ||
==Stupid facts== | ==Stupid facts== | ||
*If you were born in Hungary between 1985 and 1990, you are considered to be part of the "DuckTales Generation" | *If you were born in [[Hungary]] between 1985 and 1990, you are considered to be part of the "DuckTales Generation" | ||
*Scrooge McDuck was voiced by the same guy who did Mr. Ed | *Scrooge McDuck was voiced by the same guy who did [[Mr. Hands|Mr. Ed]] | ||
*Flintheart, Scrooge's nemesis, was a South African diamond miner. | *Flintheart, Scrooge's nemesis, was a [[AIDS|South African]] diamond miner. | ||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
Revision as of 22:36, 2 May 2014
DuckTales was a Disney cartoon about a greedy duck and the four orphan ducklings he purchased on the black market. All episodes revolved around Scrooge McDuck sending his orphan gang to sabotage companies, and then absorbing their assets so that he may line his swimming pool with additional gold coins. In the three years that DuckTales aired, Scrooge had successfully ransacked over 200 business entities. The methods of Scrooge McDuck which include slave labor, legal intimidation, and homicide, are still taught by ivy league business schools to this day.
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Bling bling
DuckTales proved true to life in that Disney merchandised so much shit from the show that it grossed them their own swimming pool filled with gold. In three short years, so much crap was manufactured that Wikipedia has an entire article dedicated to it. Here is an incomplete list of DuckTales merch which still sells for next to nothing on Ebay because so much was made:
- 21 VHS releases.
- 6 DVD releases.
- 7 video games.
- 12 books.
- 6 comic books.
- 2 audio books.
- Lunch boxes.
- Thermos cups.
- T-shirts.
- Valentine's Day cards.
- 3D Puzzles.
- Regular puzzles.
- Pencil pouch.
- Adventure set.
- Money bin.
- Figurines.
- Party plates.
- Party cups.
- Party candles.
- Gummy bears.
- World map.
- Binoculars.
- 2 spin-offs (Darkwing Duck and Quack Pack).
- 3 if you count TaleSpin.
Stupid facts
- If you were born in Hungary between 1985 and 1990, you are considered to be part of the "DuckTales Generation"
- Scrooge McDuck was voiced by the same guy who did Mr. Ed
- Flintheart, Scrooge's nemesis, was a South African diamond miner.
See Also
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