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'''DuckTales''' | '''DuckTales''' is a Disney cartoon about a [[jew|greedy]] [[Uncle Dolan|duck]] and four [[Nobody_cares|orphan]] ducklings he purchased on the child sex-slave market. All episodes revolve around [[Mark Zuckerberg|Scrooge McDuck]] sending his orphan gang to sabotage companies, and then absorbing their assets in order to line his swimming pool with additional [[Bling bling|gold coins]]. In the three years that DuckTales aired, Scrooge had successfully ransacked over 200 business entities. The methods of Scrooge McDuck which include [[Martha Stewart|slave labor]], [[Sue Basko|legal intimidation]], and [[murder|homicide]], which and fortunately still taught by ivy league business schools to this day.<br /><br /><br /> | ||
==DuckTales Intro== | ==DuckTales Intro== | ||
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|<youtube>_1v_EcjeIkg</youtube><br /><center>'''Revised Intro'''</center>}}}} | |<youtube>_1v_EcjeIkg</youtube><br /><center>'''Revised Intro'''</center>}}}} | ||
==Bling | ==Bling Bling== | ||
[[File:Scrooge.jpg|thumb|Scrooge McJew]] | [[File:Scrooge.jpg|thumb|Scrooge McJew]] | ||
[[File:Duck Press.jpg|thumb|Scrooge's portfolio]] | [[File:Duck Press.jpg|thumb|Scrooge's portfolio]] | ||
DuckTales proved | ''DuckTales'' proved immensely profitable seeing as Disney made more money from the show than all the coinage combined at the bottom of It's A Small World. In fact, Disney made so much that they made their own swimming pool filled with gold. In three short years, so much crap was manufactured that Wikipedia has an entire article dedicated to it. Here is an incomplete list of DuckTales merchandise which still sells for next to nothing on Ebay because of the sheer amount produced: | ||
*21 [[VHS]] releases. | *21 [[VHS]] releases. | ||
*6 [[Internet DVD|DVD]] releases. | *6 [[Internet DVD|DVD]] releases. | ||
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*3 if you count [[Some argue|TaleSpin]]. | *3 if you count [[Some argue|TaleSpin]]. | ||
==Stupid | ==Stupid Facts== | ||
*If you were born in [[Hungary]] between 1985 and 1990, you are considered to be part of the "DuckTales Generation" | *If you were born in [[Hungary]] between 1985 and 1990, you are considered to be part of the "DuckTales Generation" | ||
*Scrooge McDuck was voiced by the same guy who did [[Mr. Hands|Mr. Ed]] | *Scrooge McDuck was voiced by the same guy who did [[Mr. Hands|Mr. Ed]] | ||
Revision as of 00:39, 3 May 2014
DuckTales is a Disney cartoon about a greedy duck and four orphan ducklings he purchased on the child sex-slave market. All episodes revolve around Scrooge McDuck sending his orphan gang to sabotage companies, and then absorbing their assets in order to line his swimming pool with additional gold coins. In the three years that DuckTales aired, Scrooge had successfully ransacked over 200 business entities. The methods of Scrooge McDuck which include slave labor, legal intimidation, and homicide, which and fortunately still taught by ivy league business schools to this day.
DuckTales Intro
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Bling Bling
DuckTales proved immensely profitable seeing as Disney made more money from the show than all the coinage combined at the bottom of It's A Small World. In fact, Disney made so much that they made their own swimming pool filled with gold. In three short years, so much crap was manufactured that Wikipedia has an entire article dedicated to it. Here is an incomplete list of DuckTales merchandise which still sells for next to nothing on Ebay because of the sheer amount produced:
- 21 VHS releases.
- 6 DVD releases.
- 7 video games.
- 12 books.
- 6 comic books.
- 2 audio books.
- Lunch boxes.
- Thermos cups.
- T-shirts.
- Valentine's Day cards.
- 3D Puzzles.
- Regular puzzles.
- Pencil pouch.
- Adventure set.
- Money bin.
- Figurines.
- Party plates.
- Party cups.
- Party candles.
- Gummy bears.
- World map.
- Binoculars.
- 2 spin-offs (Darkwing Duck and Quack Pack).
- 3 if you count TaleSpin.
Stupid Facts
- If you were born in Hungary between 1985 and 1990, you are considered to be part of the "DuckTales Generation"
- Scrooge McDuck was voiced by the same guy who did Mr. Ed
- Flintheart, Scrooge's nemesis, was a South African diamond miner.
See Also
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