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Though most who observed Addy's intense faggotry were part of the serious roleplay communities he ran themselves (which adds to their total fag-level as well), it can be safely said there is a severe difference between your average twelve year old amateur writer looking to get his Half Life 2 edgy rebel character's dick into some Combine ass and a constantly server cybering server owner with a love for [[nazi|Nazis]] and poorly written [[Creepypasta|creepypastas.]] | Though most who observed Addy's intense faggotry were part of the serious roleplay communities he ran themselves (which adds to their total fag-level as well), it can be safely said there is a severe difference between your average twelve year old amateur writer looking to get his Half Life 2 edgy rebel character's dick into some Combine ass and a constantly server cybering server owner with a love for [[nazi|Nazis]] and poorly written [[Creepypasta|creepypastas.]] | ||
== | == Addy's Shakespearean Work of Literacy == | ||
Addy | Addy walked to his backyard. He was a horrifying thing, a tall skinny and frail creature with long purple hair with blue highlights, a fedora atop his head, and a shirt depicting Fluttershy from My Little Pony, as well as a pair of pants resembling those worn by Gamzee Makara in the webcomic Homestuck, which he has dedicated a blood ritual shrine to. But let's not forget the swastikas tattoo'd all over his body, including his hands. | ||
He also wore anime-like sunglasses, like Dirk Strider wears, and the blinding sight of many tortured souls impaled and crucified and bleeding from almost every orifice made him only crack a smile (and form a bulge in the crotch of his pants) as the burning scene was shielded by his wicked nasty shades. He reached in the back of his Gamzee lounge pants, sticking three fingers in his anus. It took him a while, but he pulled a lighter and a joint out, sticking the joint in his mouth and blazing it. It was then that he remembered to recut himself to finish the edgy look, reaching back in his ass to retrieve a bloodied razor, with asshole hairs all over it. He violently slashed at his wrists, making sure to lick the blood off and smear it all over his cheeks, inhaling the coppery scent and only smiling as it dripped from his chin. | |||
His pants were hanging low, but he didn't care. He walked closer to his magnificent piece of art. He had resurrected Nazis and Klansmen to create this beautiful sight, and beautiful it was; crucifixes and pikes everywhere, all dripping with blood. Victims included but certainly didn't limit to black men, women, and even infants. As he took his stride, his pants kept lowering and he let them drop, still walking forward to the tallest crucifix of all, nude from the waist down with what could only be described as a needle dick. | |||
He grinned with horribly crooked teeth which blood were seeping from, calling out to two Schutzstaffel officers to elevate him to face one of his religious idols, someone who he knew as The Lovely Pyro, who he had taken the idea from infecting every victim with Ebola, as well as setting flames to all of them. His dick grew harder while staring at the charred suffering male, who was coughing up pieces of a lung, it landing on the ground with a bloody spatter. Addy gripped onto his somewhat raging erection, stroking it fast and hard while aimed at Pyro's face, quick to blow his load. Afterward, he was taken to others; Atlas, Nazz, or even best, Bouro-sar. The idea of violating an eight year old girl who always argued was the hottest thing to him. | |||
It took him eight years to finish his work, and dwelled back into his cave to have more violent sex with Jeff the Killer and Slenderman, both at once, while Heinrich Himmler's spectre took over for him, ordering more burnings, crucifixions, and impalements. It was then after that he continuously looked up ISIS executions, continuing to pleasure himself to no end. | |||
Some say he still proceeds in this. | |||
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Revision as of 01:46, 14 November 2014
Addy is a neo-nazi cybersex addict prepubescent overly serious teenager who wants Slenderman and Jeff the Killer to invade his anal cavities. You can throw in the fact he ran several overly serious roleplay servers on an unoriginal Half-Life 2 modding base made by some guy named Garry currently occupied with making an even shittier, more unoriginal game then his first for extra fag-points, but the point still stands - Addy is a major faggot.
Though most who observed Addy's intense faggotry were part of the serious roleplay communities he ran themselves (which adds to their total fag-level as well), it can be safely said there is a severe difference between your average twelve year old amateur writer looking to get his Half Life 2 edgy rebel character's dick into some Combine ass and a constantly server cybering server owner with a love for Nazis and poorly written creepypastas.
Addy's Shakespearean Work of Literacy
Addy walked to his backyard. He was a horrifying thing, a tall skinny and frail creature with long purple hair with blue highlights, a fedora atop his head, and a shirt depicting Fluttershy from My Little Pony, as well as a pair of pants resembling those worn by Gamzee Makara in the webcomic Homestuck, which he has dedicated a blood ritual shrine to. But let's not forget the swastikas tattoo'd all over his body, including his hands.
He also wore anime-like sunglasses, like Dirk Strider wears, and the blinding sight of many tortured souls impaled and crucified and bleeding from almost every orifice made him only crack a smile (and form a bulge in the crotch of his pants) as the burning scene was shielded by his wicked nasty shades. He reached in the back of his Gamzee lounge pants, sticking three fingers in his anus. It took him a while, but he pulled a lighter and a joint out, sticking the joint in his mouth and blazing it. It was then that he remembered to recut himself to finish the edgy look, reaching back in his ass to retrieve a bloodied razor, with asshole hairs all over it. He violently slashed at his wrists, making sure to lick the blood off and smear it all over his cheeks, inhaling the coppery scent and only smiling as it dripped from his chin.
His pants were hanging low, but he didn't care. He walked closer to his magnificent piece of art. He had resurrected Nazis and Klansmen to create this beautiful sight, and beautiful it was; crucifixes and pikes everywhere, all dripping with blood. Victims included but certainly didn't limit to black men, women, and even infants. As he took his stride, his pants kept lowering and he let them drop, still walking forward to the tallest crucifix of all, nude from the waist down with what could only be described as a needle dick.
He grinned with horribly crooked teeth which blood were seeping from, calling out to two Schutzstaffel officers to elevate him to face one of his religious idols, someone who he knew as The Lovely Pyro, who he had taken the idea from infecting every victim with Ebola, as well as setting flames to all of them. His dick grew harder while staring at the charred suffering male, who was coughing up pieces of a lung, it landing on the ground with a bloody spatter. Addy gripped onto his somewhat raging erection, stroking it fast and hard while aimed at Pyro's face, quick to blow his load. Afterward, he was taken to others; Atlas, Nazz, or even best, Bouro-sar. The idea of violating an eight year old girl who always argued was the hottest thing to him.
It took him eight years to finish his work, and dwelled back into his cave to have more violent sex with Jeff the Killer and Slenderman, both at once, while Heinrich Himmler's spectre took over for him, ordering more burnings, crucifixions, and impalements. It was then after that he continuously looked up ISIS executions, continuing to pleasure himself to no end.
Some say he still proceeds in this.
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Brony Side
It was recently discovered by undercover agents that Addy is also a closet brony. Of course, he did not hide this well as he has a screenshot of pony porn in his Steam screenshots library, confirming that he is, indeed, a Sick Fuck.
You can view it here, at your own discretion.
Homestuck
Homestuck, also known as Homeshit, is something Addy loves. He probably loves it for the following reasons:
- It has an overly complex and sophisticated plot. Addy wants to appear complex and sophisticated.
- It has a fanbase full of porn artists, erotic roleplayers, SJW's, and other angsty teenagers. (Addy can't resist his cybersex, even when it involves weird grey aliens and underage characters)
- It has references and memes that he doesn't immediately hate as they are less known / mainstream.
It's an absolute fact that Addy has got off to Homestuck at least once. He may have jacked it to Rule 34, erotic roleplay, or even the webcomic itself. Of course, this is a minor offense compared to wanting Slenderman and Jeff the Killer to pound your butt all the way through Kansas.
Lolcow Potential
Addy, theoretically, could be a lolcow. Like many serious roleplay fags and serious roleplay administrative fags, Addy could succumb to trolling. However, he is quick on the block button so the following points should be taken into consideration:
- Bringing up serious points against Homestuck, Kurt Cobain, or Nirvana would most likely result in lulz.
- Arguing against cybersex will either result in denial, neutrality, or lulz.
- Telling him how shitty creepypasta like Jeff the Killer are could potentially result in lulz.
- Blatant or obvious trolling will most likely ruin potential lulz.
- Smashing through the wall in an exo-suit while screaming 'Hulk Smash!' on his Stalker RP while he's engaging in the cybersex will almost guarantee a result in lulz. Tested and confirmed by Khan (http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198045206241/) .
However, one can easily acquire lulz if they are a member of the serious roleplay community. Addy can be messed with on his servers - Killing his character, ruining his erotic roleplay, or even fucking with his stupid Nazi faction (if he has it on where ever he now resides) will probably result in, yes, lulz and controversy that can stir up actual roleplay fags to stand by your side.
For example, he stood against every stupid serious roleplay rule he tried to enforce when one of his 'Reich' members ended up dead. He was willing to pay for metagame (For those who never delved into the roleplay faggotry Twilight Zone, this means to use Out of Character information In Character) with in-game items and money to someone who was at the scene of the crime. This showed his true colors, though this really doesn't fucking matter anyway because it has to do with stupid roleplay faggotry drama bullshit. However, its still a potential lulz fountain and is thus worth noting.
Another thing - Addy is rather hidden. He was formally PortalCrazy and is willing to switch up his identity to avoid the hatred of a community. He will probably change his name when he sees this page. Of course, he'll probably try to vandalize it or remove it altogether at first. This will probably result in failure and lulz. The point is, Addy is harder to track down then most which also dents his potential as a lolcow. Disregard this, he's only CONTRIBUTED to the page. Which leads us to a whole new part of this extravaganza...
Addy's Response
Addy's reaction to this page was... unexpected. However, it can be interpreted in several different ways. We must acknowledge the fact that he didn't go into an aspie rage fest like many others, but instead took it as satire and laughed at it. Well - He said he laughed at it, we can't be sure.
His initial response can be seen in logs he publicly showcased on his profile here:
When we analyze these logs a couple of things become very apparent;
- Addy considers having an Encyclopedia Dramatica page a good thing. He believes that being linked from the same page that Chris-Chan is somehow makes him famous.
- Addy doesn't know who is actually behind the page and is pinning it onto somebody else. This is okay, as it shows that he is willing to insult and basically do the same fucking thing we did to him to who he believes created this page he finds hilarious.
- Addy is wearing a Homestuck username. Probably because he was erotically roleplaying as this 'Highblood' character with underage fangirls at the time of this page's release.
- Despite finding it funny, Addy considers it 'so new a low'. He tries to act as if he respects the satire but then goes on to disrespect it as 'so new a low' and also shows us that he isn't laughing due to how funny the article is, but because he believes it was written by someone who he has internet beef with.
His contribution to this ED page can be seen here:
This can be looked at in two ways.
- Addy has grown the fuck up and is less offended and more entertained by this page, invalidating his position as a lolcow and making him just an unimportant shmuck on the internet with a bad track record.
- Addy is only trying to seem mature by laughing it off.
The latter way of looking at it is probably the truth, as he still uses shitty emo edgy profile images and continues to attempt to run serious roleplay servers. Cold hard facts also suggest that some of the wiser faglords of the internet have a built-in, yet poorly designed counter-trolling mechanism. This is a much better defense system then the ever-so-common push your trolls towards a new target strategy that lolcows such as Chris-Chan and Don Roberts have used before in the field. It could also be proof of lolcow evolution, canceling out the popular lolcow devolution theory, as it would show that some lolcows are learning to prevent even the most skilled lulz milkers from getting towards their utters.