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| {{Ibhead|<big>'''Phoenix Ikner'''</big>}}
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| {{Ibrow|'''Born'''|August 18, 2004 ({{Age|2004|8|18}} years old)}}
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| {{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Norwegian]]-[[Americunt]] [[File:MiniflagNorway.png]] [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
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| {{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|[[Special Olympics]] athlete}}
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| {{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 2, injured 7 (6 by gunfire)}}
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| {{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Hell no}}
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| {{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
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| {{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Too retarded to}}
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| {{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Christianity|Christian supremacy]], [[Down syndrome]]}}
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| '''Phoenix Ikner'''{{Nazi}} (Born: '''[[Deadname|Christian Gunnar Eriksen]]'''{{Christian}}) is a fascist, athlete, and sufferer of [[Down syndrome]] who, on April 17, 2025, sperged out and went for the high score, likely due to having too much hatred for [[atheist|nonbelievers]] and maybe just catching too severe of a case of [[AlGore|mass shooting autism]]. He used 3 firearms, a [[Glock]] from his [[mommy]] (who was a cop for some reason), a shotgun, and an unknown firearm.
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| == Background ==
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| Phoenix had the most bizarre backstory of any mass shooter. He was born in [[Norway]], [[Rapefugee|immigrated]] to the US, and was even kidnapped at 11.
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| == Loadout ==
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| {|class="wikitable" width="40%"
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| !colspan="2"|Class setup
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| |-<!--HELLO FAGGOT-->
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| !Accessories/Bonus
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| *'''Primary''': .45 caliber Glock 21
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| <center>[[File:GTA4IconsGlock.png|50px]]</center>
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| * Classic mass shooter handgun. Caliber used lethal AF '''Does 30-45 pts. of damage'''
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| *'''Secondary''': Shotgun
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| <center>[[File:GTA4IconsPumpActionShotgun.png|50px]]</center>
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| * 12-gauge shotgun used to shot doors '''Does 30-40 pts. of damage'''
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| *'''Perk 1''': Autism
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| <center>[[File:AssburgerCooper.jpg|50px]]</center>
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| *'''X2 Moving speed'''
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| *'''X2 Shooting speed'''
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| *'''Perk 2''': Special Boy
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| <center>[[File:Dera.jpg|50px]]</center>
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| *'''Make other people feel pity, lowering their guard.'''
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| *'''Intelligence and aiming stat cut a half'''
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| *'''Reloading speed doubles'''
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| </div>
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| == Graded Score ==
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| {{GradedScore|2|7 injured|5|[[Anders]] is crying because of your shitty attack!|3|Retarded europissean Cho chimpout|5|Got his attention, but it happened in America|0|FUCK YOU RETARD!|15|F|Did shit for [[Anders Breivik|Norwegian]] [[Kongsberg Bow and Arrow Rampage|standards]] (even outside the country, LOL)}}
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| {{WantedLevel|1}}
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| == Gallery ==
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| <center>
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| <gallery>
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| File:PhoenixI.jpg|More double chin than a pear
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| File:PhoenixSelfie.png|Confirmed he was a Christian
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| File:PhoenixCourt.png|Court appearance
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| </gallery>
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| </center>
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| == See Also ==
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| * [[Anders Behring Breivik]] - A much better example of what Norway has to offer.
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| * [[Kongsberg Bow and Arrow Rampage]] - X2 but without modern weapons like firearms
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| * [[Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting]] - Another Florida school shooting. Some survivors of Parkland were at the college that Ikner attacked.
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| * [[Natalie Rupnow]] - Similar high score.
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| * [[Nazi]]
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| * [[Phoenix Wright]]
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| * [[Rickard Andersson]] - Another retarded Scandinavian school shooter who did it right, unlike Phoenix.
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| == External Links ==
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| *{{wikilink|2025_Florida_State_University_shooting|TOW coverage}}
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| *{{WPD|h/shooting/post/311571/marseydylan-v2-fsu-shooting-overview-new|Footage and pix}}
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| {{Christianity}}
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| {{High Scores}}
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| {{Nazis}}
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| [[Category:2025]]
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| [[Category:People]]
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