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...That some Loser with too much Money and not enough Brains actually paid $14.6 million for a 1969 Fender Stratocaster that was played by Pink Floyd's David Gilmour?
...Paul McCartney said that John Lennon's Japper wife, Yoko, called him shortly after Lennon was shot to Death to tell him that Lennon was a Butt Pirate
...The Seahawks Beat The Patriots 29-13 at this year's Superbowl. We're always happy to see The Patriots lose
... that boomer lawmakers are trying to ruin the internet with KOSA and other "bad internet bills" in the USA? You should tell them what you think, at badinternetbills.com!
... that another Valentine's Day has come and gone and you're still all alone. Are those voices in your head starting to become more persuasive?
... that Chuck E. Cheese (CEC Entertainment) CEO and President David McKillips resigned- most likely because his name was in the Epstein Files?
... that an AI animation named Amelia has become the waifu of every far-right user of the Internets? Sorry about the breakup, K-On! girls!
... that it's 2026? You get to make another New Year's Resolution promising that this is going to be the year that you get laid.
... that WhiteDate got doxed and baleeted in front of a live studio audience?

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+*...That some [[You|Loser]] with too much [[Money]] and not enough [[Brain]]s actually paid $14.6 million for a 1969 Fender Stratocaster that was played by [[Pink Floyd]]'s David Gilmour?
 *...[[The Beatles|Paul McCartney]] said that [[The Catcher in the Rye|John Lennon's]] Japper wife, Yoko, called him shortly after Lennon was shot to [[Death]] to tell him that Lennon was a [[Homo|Butt Pirate]]
 *...[[Football|The Seahawks Beat The Patriots]] 29-13 at this year's Superbowl. We're always happy to see [[18-1|The Patriots]] lose
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 *... that it's 2026? [[You]] get to make another New Year's Resolution promising that this is going to be the year that you get [[Sex|laid]].
 *... that [[WhiteDate]] got doxed and baleeted in front of a live studio audience?
-*... that [[Christmas]] happened? We hope that you got that perverted [[catgirl]] that you want to lose your [[Virgin|virginity]] to.