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'''Pumpkin Carving''' is one of the original [[IRL]] memes/traditions that has been passed down from generation to generation of Amerifats during the [[gay|jolly]] Autumn Season month of [[Halloween|Spooktober]]. Basically, the premise is to grab a nice [[420|fat one]] of a pumpkin, [[Sick Fuck|carve its guts out]], and cut a new face into the fucker - [[LOLWUT|kinda like a sick fuck serial killer would do with a random streetwalker]]. Then, wait till Samhain Night and light a fire in that mofo.
Have you ever thought you’ve been on the internet long enough? Did you think seeing the batshit Hamilton crapfest on tumblr was enough? Do you think you’ve seen it all? The answer is obvious! FUCK NO. '''Goddammitjosef''' (otherwise known by their real name, '''Lucia''') is here to put your thoughts to rest!
 
Lucia is an [[Asperger's_Syndrome|autistic]], [[Bipolar_Disorder|bipolar]], [[Homosexuality|queer]], [[FTM|wannabe male]], [[Cuba|Cuban,]] [[Emo|emo]], and [[Communism|communist]] [[16-year-old_girl|16-year-old girl]] who shits out [https://archiveofourown.org/users/goddammitjosef/pseuds/goddammitjosef horrible smutty fanfiction, mainly of Napoleon X Alexander],  and [https://www.pinterest.com/goddammitjosef/_created drawings] for her army of [[Sick_fuck|sick fucks]] and [[Pedophiles|pedophiles]]. She usually births out [[Guro|HOT GURO ART]] of Tsar Alexander I and jerks off to it too while screeching at anyone and has a weird irrational hatred for Orthodox Christians, Orthodox Jews, Protestantism and especially Evangelicals.  
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<big>'''Please Don't Bore Us With The Triangle Eyes And The Saw Toothed Mouth</big>'''</center>
<big>'''You Have To Be From The Russian Orthodox Church To Be This Sick In The Head</big>'''</center>


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'''What have I missed?'''<br/>
'''What have I missed?'''<br/>
[[The Nightmare Before Christmas]] was 2 days ago • [[Hot Topic]] was 4 days ago • [[Retard]] was 6 days ago
[[Pumpkin Carving]] was 2 days ago • [[The Nightmare Before Christmas]] was 4 days ago • [[Hot Topic]] was 6 days ago
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Revision as of 02:07, 1 November 2025

Goddammitjosef

Goddammitjosef

Have you ever thought you’ve been on the internet long enough? Did you think seeing the batshit Hamilton crapfest on tumblr was enough? Do you think you’ve seen it all? The answer is obvious! FUCK NO. Goddammitjosef (otherwise known by their real name, Lucia) is here to put your thoughts to rest!

Lucia is an autistic, bipolar, queer, wannabe male, Cuban, emo, and communist 16-year-old girl who shits out horrible smutty fanfiction, mainly of Napoleon X Alexander, and drawings for her army of sick fucks and pedophiles. She usually births out HOT GURO ART of Tsar Alexander I and jerks off to it too while screeching at anyone and has a weird irrational hatred for Orthodox Christians, Orthodox Jews, Protestantism and especially Evangelicals.

You Have To Be From The Russian Orthodox Church To Be This Sick In The Head

Read the full article... • Set by User:The PolishPrince on 2025-11-1

What have I missed?
Pumpkin Carving was 2 days ago • The Nightmare Before Christmas was 4 days ago • Hot Topic was 6 days ago

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