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Hollow Knight Silksong is the | '''Hollow Knight Silksong''' is the long-awaited sequel to the game Hollow Knight, a boring Metroidvania developed by Team Cherry. The game sees the character '''Hornet''' embark through some [[bullshit]] fantasy place where she has to save the kingdom and [[drama|discover a truth about herself]] | ||
[[File:KArt_Hornet_Lace_Ass.jpg|thumb|Hornet (right) is probably a [[dyke]] btw]] | [[File:KArt_Hornet_Lace_Ass.jpg|thumb|Hornet (right) is probably a [[dyke]] btw]] | ||
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==Marketing== | ==Marketing== | ||
This game was advertised back in 2019, since it has appeared at [[Nintendo]] and [[Xbox]] announcement events and even had a release window, which it [[epic fail|blew past]]. This is because the | This game was advertised back in 2019, since it has appeared at [[Nintendo]] and [[Xbox]] announcement events and even had a release window, which it [[epic fail|blew past]]. This is because the game's marketing director, Leth, is a [[lazy]] [[faggot]] who would rather jerk off to insect porn than do his job, causing no one to know anything about the game's development or if it even existed. Most [[zoomers|philosophers in this field]] either lost hope or coped by playing other [[games]] until its eventual release in 2025. | ||
==How to piss off a HK fan== | ==How to piss off a HK fan== | ||
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==Characters== | ==Characters== | ||
*'''''Lace''''': A [[Star wars|strong independent badass women who doesn't take it from anyone]]! Except probably Hornet with a strap on. Her role will probably just be this games [[women|punching bag]]. | *'''''Lace''''': A [[Star wars|strong independent badass women who doesn't take it from anyone]]! Except probably Hornet with a strap on. Her role will probably just be this games [[women|punching bag]]. | ||
*'''''Seth''''': An OC made by a child with [[cancer]]. He believes [[Jesus]] gave him superpowers so he can guard the Citadel from [[whore|Whorenet]]. | *'''''Seth''''': An OC made by a child with [[cancer]]. He believes [[Jesus]] gave him superpowers so he can guard the Citadel from [[whore|Whorenet]]. | ||
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Revision as of 15:04, 13 September 2025
Hollow Knight Silksong is the long-awaited sequel to the game Hollow Knight, a boring Metroidvania developed by Team Cherry. The game sees the character Hornet embark through some bullshit fantasy place where she has to save the kingdom and discover a truth about herself
Recap
Hollow Knight is a boring as fuck Dark Souls 2D ripoff. In Hollow Knight you meet Hornet and fight her twice (she's piss easy to beat up) and during and after the beat downs and raping you get some exposition. Hornet is the by produce of a worm and a spider (somehow) because the spider wanted a kid but her husband was dead, so she went gold digging and found the then King of Hallownest, aka The Pale King. Thus Hornet is born and then her mom falls into a coma and she has to live with her dad who kills babies as a hobby. This turns her into a strong independent badass women who doesn't take it from anyone! Anyway more LOOOOOOOOOORE retardation happens and that leads to Silksong.
Marketing
This game was advertised back in 2019, since it has appeared at Nintendo and Xbox announcement events and even had a release window, which it blew past. This is because the game's marketing director, Leth, is a lazy faggot who would rather jerk off to insect porn than do his job, causing no one to know anything about the game's development or if it even existed. Most philosophers in this field either lost hope or coped by playing other games until its eventual release in 2025.
How to piss off a HK fan
Hollow Knight fans are obnoxious mongoloids who can never shut the fuck up about their glorious flash game, thus trolling has a moral justification of getting them off the web and doing homework. Some tips include:
- Lewding teh bugs
- Not understanding teh LOOOOOOOORE
- Talking nicely about games that "copy" Hollow Knight
- Not enjoying games that "take inspiration" from Hollow Knight
- Saying you don't like teh funny Mossbag
- Saying teh Hornet is Void
These and many more will see you excommunicated from the Hollow Knight Community, use them whenever you can.
Characters
- Lace: A strong independent badass women who doesn't take it from anyone! Except probably Hornet with a strap on. Her role will probably just be this games punching bag.
- Seth: An OC made by a child with cancer. He believes Jesus gave him superpowers so he can guard the Citadel from Whorenet.
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