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Thaddeus Hyatt

Thaddeus Hyatt
Nationality:	Reggaestani
Born	c. 1933
Died	October 27, 1959 (aged 26)
Highscore	Killed 8, Injured 14
Style	Hack'N'Slash, Single player
An hero?	Nope, hanged

Thaddeus Gyatt was a 26-year-old Jamaican hard-working labourer and part-time musician who became nation-wide famous in Jamaica, which was not independent from the British yet, for slashing and dismembering 8 people, and injuring 14 people.

Background

Several days before the massacre, Hyatt had been feeling paranoid and kept saying he was being persecuted by Police informers & that people also started hating him and were reporting him to the popo for making threats that he would murder people to cleanse and "fix up" Labryinth of the Police informers and his stoopid H8ters, which would become true on March 30, 1959.

Victims

• Joseph Henry, Unknown age
• Jasper Hoilett, Unknown age
• Clovis Benjamin, Unknown age
• Hannah Bennett, 75 years old,
• Warren Bennett, 2 years old,
• Grace Wilmot, 4 years old,
• Walvin Wilmot, 2 years old,
• Donovan Wilmot, 7 months old,

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count:	8/20 Yuh gaan!
Accuracy:	10/20 Train better with that machete
Style:	10/20 Caribeaner gone mad!
Butthurt:	5/20 only shocked people in Jamaica
Bonus:	5/20 For being the second deadliest Caribeaner killah
Total Score: 38/100 (D)

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Wanted Level:

Police Force

See Also

• Axel Rudakubana - Another charcoal-colored Hack'N'Slasher, this time an autistic Rwandan.
• Jiverly Wong - Hyatt is basically Wong but Black, same level of batshitery, but commited his High score with some melee weapons, and did it 50 years prior.

External Links

• Shitty teaser about a book based around this event I found on Facebook, lol
• Thaddeus Hyatt warned that blood would run in Labryinth, St. Mary - JamaicaObserver

Tristan van der Vlis

Tristan van der Vlis
Born	June 13, 1986
Died	April 9, 2011 (aged 24)
Nationality:	Dutch
Highscore	Killed 6, injured 17
Style	FPS, Single player
An Hero?	Yes
Motive	Kolumbin

Tristan van der Vlis was a 24-year-old God hater who sperged out at a mall on April 9, 2011, the birthday of Saint Harris, pwning 6 and harming 17 before an heroing in Albert Heijn inside the Ridderhof mall.

Lore

Even though Tristan is a schizophrenic, he was a good student. He never interrupted without doing something meaningful, just faggotry. His worst mistake was spilling a lot of red paint, which we assume was in his schizophrenic stage and gave him paranoia. Anyway, he got a job at a warehouse company and he took the famous photo of him acting like a gangster. Years later, his schizophrenia completely isolated him from society and his father made a painting for his schizophrenic son to remember him, but to no avail. That bastard Tristan bought several weapons, including a semi-automatic rifle for his massive trolling.

The Amok Day

After thinking many times about why God hated him, he wrote that he should murder God and his creatures. After that, he heads to the Ridderhoff shopping center, where dressed in a black sweatshirt, with 2 guns and military pants, he gets out of the car and murders a Syrian who was in front of him. Then, he starts shooting through the mall hallways, killing 4 people and injuring 16. One of them, a 60-year-old man, had a heart attack and went to hell with the others. After the shooting, he goes to the checkout counters at the Albert Heijn supermarket and shoots himself in the head.

Gaem Over

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  Tristan on primary
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  His school resume.Kinda schizo
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  Weaponry
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  The painting his father did to his hellspawn son.

Graded Score
Kill count:	6/20 '
Accuracy:	7/20 You should go more days to shooting range
Style:	10/20 Birthday party style
Butthurt:	7/20 Forgotten in 1 day. But in the Netherlands was moar lulz
Bonus:	0/20 '
Total Score: 30/100 (E+)

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Wanted Level:

Police Force