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[[File:KingaThreat.png|thumb|left|200px|Threat she made before her rampage]] | [[File:KingaThreat.png|thumb|left|200px|Threat she made before her rampage]] | ||
On September 29th, 2020, in High School no. 5 in Zielona Góra, Poland, Kinga, armed with 2 kitchen knives, slashed several classmates, 3 of those being injured, because they laughed at her, being the class whores. Kinga, after that, tried to do with other students, but... '''''DEPLOY CHAIR'''''. A chair stumbled across her path, hold by a male classmate and was subdued, disarmed and arrested. Kinga became officially the '''Chair Cuck | On September 29th, 2020, in High School no. 5 in Zielona Góra, Poland, Kinga, armed with 2 kitchen knives, slashed several classmates, 3 of those being injured, because they laughed at her, being the class whores. Kinga, after that, tried to do with other students, but... '''''DEPLOY CHAIR'''''. A chair stumbled across her path, hold by a male classmate and was subdued, disarmed and arrested. Kinga became officially the '''Chair Cuck''' like [[Couch Cuck|other]] [[Door Cuck|loosers]]. After her stabbing spree, when [[Among Us]] was the most popular game, her meme, apart from the chair cuck was '''Kinga was not the impostor''', this only being in Poland. | ||
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Revision as of 10:58, 7 August 2025
Karst Roeland Tates
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| Karst Roeland Tates | |
| Nationality: | Dutch 
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| Born | March 6, 1971 |
| Died | May 1, 2009 (aged 38) |
| Highscore | Killed 7, Injured 10 |
| Style | Carmageddon, Single player |
| An hero? | No |
Karst Roeland Tates was a dutchfag who on April 30, 2009, both being important dates as it was the 64th anniversary of the suicide of Adolf Hitler and King's day (known as Koninginnedag in the netherlands), became worldwide famous for attempting to pull the first attack on the Dutch royal family by ranning them over, which he miserably failed after missing the main target and instead hitting a few random NPCs and then a random monument.
One day after the attempted regicide, he died due to brain injuries.
| Kill count: | 7/20 GTA: Ongezelligstan Edition |
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| Accuracy: | 5/20 Was SO close to hitting the family's bus, but missed |
| Style: | 5/20 Attack against the ones in power |
| Butthurt: | 10/20 Got decent coverage on the entire world |
| Bonus: | 20/20 Accidental An hero |
Wanted Level:
National Guard
External Links
Kevin Neal
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| Kevin Janson Neal | |
| Nationality: | Americunt 
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| Highscore | 5 killed, 18 injured |
| Style | FPS, Single player |
| Motive | white male rage, attempted loli hunting. |
| An Hero? | self-pwnd after getting into a shootout with the cops |
On the night of November 13th, 2017, 44 year old Batshit Insane pissed off redneck Kevin Neal, a resident of the one horse town of Rancho Tehama, California shot and killed his wife and hid her body under the floors of the methed up trailer he and his now deceased ex-wife had been living in. After getting some much needed rest, Kevin continued his playthrough the following morning and fragged his neighbors whom he falsely thought were meth dealers. Kevin stole his neighbor's pickup truck and bumped into a car driven by some Injun lady (it is an Indian reservation after all) and her two kids, whom he all shot however none of them died. After failing to frag some injuns Kevin continued his spray and pray rampage by shooting at random cars and bystanders. Eventually arriving at the local Rancho Tehama Elementary School which had already gone on lockdown by the time he arrived because the school staff heard gunshots. Kevin ran onto the school's playground and started spray and praying at walls and windows, firing almost 100 rounds into the school's walls but not killing any kids due to his piss poor aim, although he managed to wound a random 6 year old spic with a stray bullet.
After failing to become the next Adam Lanza, Kevin dropped his rifle at the school and continued his playthrough of Grand Theft Redneck and crashed his stolen pickup truck into a random woman's vehicle, whom he shot and killed after the crash. Kevin shot and carjacked a random bystander who asked him if he was okay, unaware that Kevin had gone postal. Kevin's stolen pickup truck was eventually rammed and stopped by a cop from the nearby town of Corning along with a Tehama County sheriff's deputy who arrived in the town after someone called 911. After his truck was rammed into by the police, Kevin got into a 2v1 shootout with the responding officers but decided to ragequit right in the middle of it. Kevin is remembered by his community as a fucking psychopath who went postal out of nowhere, although he had been arrested earlier that year for assaulting his neighbors, which should've been a pretty fucking obvious sign that the guy was completely buttfucking insane. Although we here at Encyclopædia Dramatica remember Mr. Neal for being a fucking retard who couldn't even do the Number 1 Americunt pastime right.
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The house where Kevin kicked off his rampage. -
Someone actually married this psychopath.
Graded Score
| Kill count: | 5/20 Did better than Randy Stair. |
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| Accuracy: | 3/20 Had shit aim. |
| Style: | 5/20 Grand Theft Redneck spray an pray. |
| Butthurt: | 5/20 Decent score for a small town, Shit score by American standards. |
| Bonus: | 0/20 Became an hero in a 2v1 with small town cops. |
Wanted Level:
Mall Cop
Kinga Herbut
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| Kinga Herbut | |
| Born | Ca. 2003 |
| Nationality: | Polish 
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| Highscore | 3 injured |
| Style | Hack'n'Slash, Single player |
| Motive | Bullying |
| An Hero? | No |
On September 29th, 2020, 17-year-old Kinga Herbut after another day of bullying, decided to rampage in her classroom, before she was subdued with a chair, earning the nickname Chair Cuck and being V&.
Attack
On September 29th, 2020, in High School no. 5 in Zielona Góra, Poland, Kinga, armed with 2 kitchen knives, slashed several classmates, 3 of those being injured, because they laughed at her, being the class whores. Kinga, after that, tried to do with other students, but... DEPLOY CHAIR. A chair stumbled across her path, hold by a male classmate and was subdued, disarmed and arrested. Kinga became officially the Chair Cuck like other loosers. After her stabbing spree, when Among Us was the most popular game, her meme, apart from the chair cuck was Kinga was not the impostor, this only being in Poland.
Gallery
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She before her phase that corrupted her -
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Smurf Kinga -
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Maybe that sweater was the reason why she was bullied
Graded Score
| Kill count: | 0/20 ' |
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| Accuracy: | 2/20 Generic score |
| Style: | 10/20 Like 90% of school stabbing cases, bullying +5 more points for being female |
| Butthurt: | 2/20 Nobody noticed |
| Bonus: | 6/20 She stabber bonus Women cant kill |
Wanted Level:
Mall Cop
External Links
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Jewtube Channel of Kinga, still not being taken down. I wonder why?'
Kunuunnguaq Korneliussen
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| Kunuunnguaq Korneliussen | |
| Nationality: | Inuit 
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| Highscore | 3 killed 2 injured |
| Style | Single player, Hack'n'Slash |
| An Hero? | Nope |
Kunuunnguaq Korneliussen is a Greenlandic Inuit who killed three people and wounded two others with a hammer in the coastal village of Nutaarmiut, Greenland in the early morning hours of February 8, 2012, before being V& for camper. He was 22 years old at the time of the lulzfest. Like his hero, and Greenlandic mass murderer Abel Klemmensen, he is imprisoned in Herstedvester. Epic win for him.
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The house where Kununnguaq started his massacre.
| Kill count: | 3/20 Mass attack |
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| Accuracy: | 12/20 More kills than wounded |
| Style: | 4/20 No motive, just random attack |
| Butthurt: | 1/20 Just Greenland and Dansk reported it |
| Bonus: | 10/20 2nd Inuit massacre |
Wanted Level:
Police Force
Kujtim Fejzulai
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| Kujtim Fejzulai | |
| Born | 2000 |
| Died | November 2, 2020 (Aged 20) |
| Nationality | "Austrian" 
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| Highscore | 4 Killed, 23 Injured |
| Style | FPS, Hack N' Slash, Singleplayer |
| An hero? | No, killed by the popo |
Kujtim Fejzulai☪ was an Austrian ISIS cocksucker of North Macedonian heritage who on November 2nd, 2020, shot and killed 4 people and injured 23 people others before being brutally and anally raped by bullets. This extremely shitty attack began on 20:00, Central European Time, when our buff goat-ass-destroyer, carrying some items in his inventory, which included a Zastava M70 assault rifle, TT pistol (I think? it kinda looks like one), Machete, and a fake suicide vest, started shooting several people in six different locations, Seitenstettengasse, Morzinplatz, Salzgries, Fleischmarkt, Bauernmarkt & Graben. It ended after der Polizei, stopped being the lazy faggots they are and quickly pulled their guns out of their assholes and killed kujtim on the spot.
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Graded Score
| Kill count: | 4/20 You had an automatic rifle and pistol, really? |
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| Accuracy: | 3/20 Low kill count, medium injury count |
| Style: | 1/20 Another classical mudslime supremacist attack in europiss, Nothing. fucking. new. |
| Butthurt: | 1/20 Memory holed becuz of covid and for the fact it was a pisslamic attack |
| Bonus: | 0/20 No bonuses for you, FAGGOT |
Wanted Level:
Police Force