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I say this all from the comfort of having someone amazing in my life who loves me deeply. So I say this all from a safe place. But I can offer the following: too much of anything can turn it to poison.|Ay caramba, Nomi!}} | I say this all from the comfort of having someone amazing in my life who loves me deeply. So I say this all from a safe place. But I can offer the following: too much of anything can turn it to poison.|Ay caramba, Nomi!}} | ||
[[File:Nomi after the final breakup.png|250px|thumb|right|BAWWWWWWWWW]] | |||
[[File:PromoWestFest tweet.png|250px|thumb|right|What personal health issues? Falling under La Putana Grande's spell to get away from his very first bitch?]] | |||
[[File:Ariana and Mac at Didney Worl.png|250px|thumb|right|Literally the day after the PromoWest Fest Tweet]] | |||
Mac N' Nomi officially came to an end over the summer in 2016 (for good, this time)! While dating Ricky Alvarez, the very dancer she licked donuts with the same way she was licking his dick and balls and he was licking her tits, ass, and pussy in return, Ariana, being a helpless, horny trainwreck as usual after a breakup, decided to cast a spell to make Mac fall in steamy love with her because she thought she was way better at sex than Nomi. Heck, Ariana started wearing a shitload of fake tan for her then pasty skin because Mac specialized in the same type of music that those chocolate coated people are oh so passionate about. When Ricky found out that he got cheated on for a bazillionth time, things ended between him and little miss donut licker. And that's when Mac and Ariana started their '''in'''famous relationshit. | Mac N' Nomi officially came to an end over the summer in 2016 (for good, this time)! While dating Ricky Alvarez, the very dancer she licked donuts with the same way she was licking his dick and balls and he was licking her tits, ass, and pussy in return, Ariana, being a helpless, horny trainwreck as usual after a breakup, decided to cast a spell to make Mac fall in steamy love with her because she thought she was way better at sex than Nomi. Heck, Ariana started wearing a shitload of fake tan for her then pasty skin because Mac specialized in the same type of music that those chocolate coated people are oh so passionate about. When Ricky found out that he got cheated on for a bazillionth time, things ended between him and little miss donut licker. And that's when Mac and Ariana started their '''in'''famous relationshit. | ||
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== His departure from Earth == | == His departure from Earth == | ||
[[File:Macs final message to the world.png|225px|thumb|right|Who could the finger possibly be for? The whore who left him for a bigger dick? Or the owner of the bigger dick himself?]] | [[File:Macs final message to the world.png|225px|thumb|right|Who could the finger possibly be for? The whore who left him for a bigger dick? Or the owner of the bigger dick himself?]] | ||
=== The | === The Overdose === | ||
Tragedy struck when no one saw it coming on September 7, 2018. Miller was scheduled to shoot a music video that day, but instead, he was found unresponsive. His personal assistant sprang into action, trying to revive him by performing CPR like he was filming some boring sex scene. Sadly, the paramedics arrived too late, finding Miller already well past the rigor mortis phase. Definitely not the kind of music video shoot anyone would have in mind (well, the literal last girl he dated probably did, since she said she'd love to have a dinner date with Jeffrey fucking Dahmer)! | Tragedy struck when no one saw it coming on September 7, 2018. Miller was scheduled to shoot a music video that day, but instead, he was found unresponsive. His personal assistant sprang into action, trying to revive him by performing CPR like he was filming some boring sex scene. Sadly, the paramedics arrived too late, finding Miller already well past the rigor mortis phase. Definitely not the kind of music video shoot anyone would have in mind (well, the literal last girl he dated probably did, since she said she'd love to have a dinner date with Jeffrey fucking Dahmer)! | ||
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One whole year later, three crackheads found themselves in hot water during the investigation into Mac's untimely demise. The first man, Cameron James Pettit was accused of selling counterfeit oxycodone pills that were coated with fentanyl two days before Mac put himself in a state of permanent slumber, delivered from the second suspect, Ryan Reavis, with the third man, Stephen Walter, as the supplier. Mac had asked his drug buddy, Cameron, for Percocet, a prescription painkiller containing that sweet oxycodone he was desperately craving, along with a side of cocaine and Xanax. Investigators suspect that Miller snorted the dubious pills before his final curtain call. The very trio that helped Mac accomplish his mission of escaping this planet to be with our Lord N' Savior got slapped with charges falling under conspiracy and drug distribution resulting in death. | One whole year later, three crackheads found themselves in hot water during the investigation into Mac's untimely demise. The first man, Cameron James Pettit was accused of selling counterfeit oxycodone pills that were coated with fentanyl two days before Mac put himself in a state of permanent slumber, delivered from the second suspect, Ryan Reavis, with the third man, Stephen Walter, as the supplier. Mac had asked his drug buddy, Cameron, for Percocet, a prescription painkiller containing that sweet oxycodone he was desperately craving, along with a side of cocaine and Xanax. Investigators suspect that Miller snorted the dubious pills before his final curtain call. The very trio that helped Mac accomplish his mission of escaping this planet to be with our Lord N' Savior got slapped with charges falling under conspiracy and drug distribution resulting in death. | ||
<center>'''The three crackheads that helped Mac complete his mission to escape from this planet:'''</center> | |||
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File:Cameron James Pettit.png| Cameron James Pettit. Oh, maybe he really enjoyed all the dick his anus was forcefed during his time in jail. | |||
File:Ryan Reavis.png|Ryan Reavis, still having another 7 unlucky years dealing with literally getting things shoved up his ass. | |||
File:Supposed to be Stephen Walter.png|Some sources say this is Stephen Walter, others say it's Ryan. The world may never know! | |||
</gallery></center> | |||
On April 18th 2022, Ryan learned that he was going to get a whole decade's worth of ass banging resulting in anal tearing in jail. The next month, Stephen got hit with an even longer sentence than Ryan. He's scheduled to deal with 17 and a half years worth of his cellmates slapping their dicks all over his body before testing how much dick his ass can hold! Cameron, the guy who gave Mac the life eliminating cocktail of drugs made his grand exit from prison on October 11, 2024 after who knows how many years he served, probably with a “never again” tattoo on his forehead in addition to scars far up his rectum. | |||
{{quote|My actions caused a lot of pain, and for that I’m truly remorseful. I’m not that type of person who wants to hurt anybody. That’s not me. But on the paperwork where it says that I continued to conduct in that kind of behavior after I knew that there was death, that’s not the truth, your honor| Stephen trying to look innocent enough to not [https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/mac-miller-fentanyl-drug-dealer-sentenced-prison-1354037/ spend 17 years dealing with prison faggotry]}} | |||
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==See also== | ==See also== | ||
Revision as of 23:57, 28 May 2025
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| Mac Miller | |
| Given Name(s) | Malcolm James McCormick EZ Mac Larry Lovestein✡ |
| State Of Being | An hero |
| Nationality | Americunt 
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| Genus | Wigger |
| Born | January 19, 1992 |
| Died | September 7, 2018 |
| Classification | Alcoholic Rapper / Singer Producer / Copyright infringer |
| Years active | 2007–2018 |
Mac Miller was an hero Americunt wigger rappist and former Purple Drank™ aficionado found dead in his apartment while visiting a local pharmaceutical distributor and find out if he was hardcore. It is widely debated on whether his death was caused by Ariana Grande leaving his junkie ass for some unfunny comedian just for having a bigger dick than him or if it was because he couldn't help himself with all those sweet, sweet, drugs he took as a coping mechanism.
— Mac accurately predicting his future 4 years before he croaked. | ||
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Relationshits
Mac was in only 2 known relationships during his time in our world. Nomi Leasure and Ariana Grande.
Mac met Nomi Leasure in middle school, when everyone (except for some people) was developing desires to date someone they found themselves to love more than they love their actual family members. However, the two were patient, and waited until high school to start dating each other.
Everything was going well until Ariana Grande showed up. March 28 of 2013 was when tensions started as Ariana and Mac release their song “The Way” together. The director thought it would be appropriate to have Mac making out with Ariana briefly at the end. This pissed off Nomi so much, that she dumped Mac the next month because up until homosexuality plagued our society, men were known for becoming helpless wild animals when it came to meeting other women. So it was easy to assume that she thought he was cheating because in 2011, she wrote a long ass Tumblr post talking about how monogamy is way better for genital health than polyamory.
— Mac after Nomi dumped him the first time thinking he was cheating on her. | ||
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Later on that same year, Mac and Nomi were a couple again after things cooled down. Around the same time, this butch lesbian with a dick named Jai Brooks parted ways with Ariana, not because she and Mac made out at the end of their music video, "The Way", but she also cheated on Jai with some nobody named Nathan Sykes.
Then they broke up again in May 2014! People are assuming it could have been because of those nasty lyrics Mac decided to put on his song, Wedding. Nomi insisted otherwise.
—Nomi! Pick a side! Is he your significant other or not? | ||
That whole month, Nomi was just posting pictures featuring her family, documenting hikes, participating in a bike marathon, and mentioning how her dad got her and her sister a car to share. Definitely better ways than just trying to be like the coolest pieces of walking chocolate in the music industry while doing drugs all day!
And on August 3rd, 2014, they got back together. Mac was trying to get help for his crippling drug addiction all summer away from Nomi. Who knows what the fuck they were doing together? Hopefully drug abuse wasn't the only form of abuse that was happening between the two. The reformed relationship was going well. This time, it took 3 months for Nomi to bitch up a storm about another low point in their relationship (thank goodness there was no such word as shitty as as "situationship" at the time).
— Nomi don't know what's even going on anymore! | ||
And that, marks the end of Mac and Nomi's relationship SIKE! They got back together for the FOURTH time on New Year's week in 2015!
—Ay caramba, Nomi! | ||
Mac N' Nomi officially came to an end over the summer in 2016 (for good, this time)! While dating Ricky Alvarez, the very dancer she licked donuts with the same way she was licking his dick and balls and he was licking her tits, ass, and pussy in return, Ariana, being a helpless, horny trainwreck as usual after a breakup, decided to cast a spell to make Mac fall in steamy love with her because she thought she was way better at sex than Nomi. Heck, Ariana started wearing a shitload of fake tan for her then pasty skin because Mac specialized in the same type of music that those chocolate coated people are oh so passionate about. When Ricky found out that he got cheated on for a bazillionth time, things ended between him and little miss donut licker. And that's when Mac and Ariana started their infamous relationshit.
Unfortunately, their love did not last as long (nor went as strong) as when Mac was with Nomi. Not even two years later, Whoriana decided to leave Mac, thinking she'd have fun with an unfunny comedian solely because the comedian had a bigger dick and Mac's drug addiction went beyond his control from there. That same week his second (and final) breakup happened, Mac got arrested on charges of driving under the influence and hit and run after crashing into a utility pole and fleeing the scene with two passengers to make it seem like he was totally not trying to commit suicide after his second failed relationshit. Luckily for the police, Mac successfully killed himself with a big drug salad before he could spend who knows how long taking it up the ass in the showers of jail, and his charges were ultimately dropped.
— Nomi on why she kept writing about Mac despite Ariana Puta Grande casting a lustful spell on him | ||
His departure from Earth
The Overdose
Tragedy struck when no one saw it coming on September 7, 2018. Miller was scheduled to shoot a music video that day, but instead, he was found unresponsive. His personal assistant sprang into action, trying to revive him by performing CPR like he was filming some boring sex scene. Sadly, the paramedics arrived too late, finding Miller already well past the rigor mortis phase. Definitely not the kind of music video shoot anyone would have in mind (well, the literal last girl he dated probably did, since she said she'd love to have a dinner date with Jeffrey fucking Dahmer)!
The Aftermath
Two months later, the Los Angeles County Coroner's office said that Miller's death resulted from an accidental drug overdose caused by a combination of fentanyl, cocaine, and alcohol. Hold up! Accidental!? Did the office even SEE what poor Mac went through during the last 4 months of his life? No way in hell was that accidental! The Coroner's office must have been so scared with the thought those jailbait whores, pedophiles who like women with tits as small as pudding cups, and grown ass men who are professionals at butt sex putting them out of business for Mac taking too many drugs at a time for the sake of happiness after breaking up with a certain woman they simp for as much as Mac was simping for Nomi, that they labeled his death as an accident.
One whole year later, three crackheads found themselves in hot water during the investigation into Mac's untimely demise. The first man, Cameron James Pettit was accused of selling counterfeit oxycodone pills that were coated with fentanyl two days before Mac put himself in a state of permanent slumber, delivered from the second suspect, Ryan Reavis, with the third man, Stephen Walter, as the supplier. Mac had asked his drug buddy, Cameron, for Percocet, a prescription painkiller containing that sweet oxycodone he was desperately craving, along with a side of cocaine and Xanax. Investigators suspect that Miller snorted the dubious pills before his final curtain call. The very trio that helped Mac accomplish his mission of escaping this planet to be with our Lord N' Savior got slapped with charges falling under conspiracy and drug distribution resulting in death.
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Cameron James Pettit. Oh, maybe he really enjoyed all the dick his anus was forcefed during his time in jail. -
Ryan Reavis, still having another 7 unlucky years dealing with literally getting things shoved up his ass. -
Some sources say this is Stephen Walter, others say it's Ryan. The world may never know!
On April 18th 2022, Ryan learned that he was going to get a whole decade's worth of ass banging resulting in anal tearing in jail. The next month, Stephen got hit with an even longer sentence than Ryan. He's scheduled to deal with 17 and a half years worth of his cellmates slapping their dicks all over his body before testing how much dick his ass can hold! Cameron, the guy who gave Mac the life eliminating cocktail of drugs made his grand exit from prison on October 11, 2024 after who knows how many years he served, probably with a “never again” tattoo on his forehead in addition to scars far up his rectum.
— Stephen trying to look innocent enough to not spend 17 years dealing with prison faggotry | ||
See also
- Ariana Grande - The ex-bitch who depressed him to his current state and went on to wreck the lives of more people
- Macklemore - Long lost cousin?
- Pete Davidson - Who Ariana left Mac for because dick size matters to her
External links
- Mac Miller: US rapper 'found dead at home' aged 26 • BBC News
- Ariana Grande Turns Off Instagram Comments as Trolls Blame Her for Ex Mac Miller's Death • People
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