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{{quote|I hereby declare emergency martial law.|Yoon casually committing [[crime|treason]]}} | {{quote|I hereby declare emergency martial law.|Yoon casually committing [[crime|treason]]}} | ||
Yoon Suk Yeol | If you thought [[South Korea|Samsung Land]] was a pretty little utopia full of hot [[chicks]], then you'd be wrong, because '''a)''' [[Azn]] chicks are hideous, and because '''b)''' [[South Korea|Samsung Land]] is, like every other country in the Far East, a [[Shit|landfill]]. For evidence backing up these [[Truth|OBSCENE]] claims, look no further than '''Yoon Suk Yeol'''; a [[sick fuck|clown]] [[Azn|Zipperhead]] currently serving as the impeached [[serious business|President]] of South Korea since 2022. He is walking proof that [[Gooks]] cannot be trusted with political power. | ||
== What Happened == | == What Happened == | ||
[[File:Yoon Suk Yeol declaring emergency martial law.mp4|thumb|Yoon basically [[drama|risking the death penalty over low approval ratings]]]] | [[File:Yoon Suk Yeol declaring emergency martial law.mp4|thumb|Yoon basically [[drama|risking the death penalty over low approval ratings]]]] | ||
On December 3, 2024, Yoon appeared to have gotten [[bored]] and decided that because he had [[Retarded|low approval ratings]] and his wife was being investigated for [[Poor people|tax evasion]], it would be a good idea to [[Serious fucking business|attempt to dictate his country by declaring martial law]]. This life-threatening decision would somehow be [[lulz|reversed]] by the [[An hero|Parliament]] just six hours later. Later he made a [[TL;DR]] speech to the press saying that he [[Good guy Greg|meant no harm]]. Yoon has since been [[lmao|impeached]] and now he's currently facing either [[jail|life imprisonment]] or the [[death penalty]]. The prime minister Han | Yong Suk Dick Yeol, like all Far Eastern politicians, has an inhumane obsession with controlling the masses due to his own insecurities over either his miniscule Azn [[Penis|pseudo-cock]] or over just being a [[Koreans|Koreaboo]]. On December 3, 2024, Yoon appeared to have gotten [[bored]] and decided that because he had [[Retarded|low approval ratings]] and his wife was being investigated for [[Poor people|tax evasion]], it would be a good idea to [[Serious fucking business|attempt to dictate his country by declaring martial law]]. This life-threatening decision would somehow be [[lulz|reversed]] by the [[An hero|Parliament]] just six hours later; one of the most top-kek '''epic fails''' in history. Later he made a [[TL;DR]] speech to the press saying that he [[Good guy Greg|meant no harm]] in order to try and mask his acute [[butthurt]] over taking the largest L in recent Azn politics. Yoon has since been [[lmao|impeached]] and now he's currently facing either [[jail|life imprisonment]] or the [[death penalty]]. The prime minister Han-Ducksoo would be elected as acting president but would get [[bruh|impeached only two weeks later for refusing to cooperate with the Constitutional Court]]. Oh, and his finance minister Kim Yong-hyun would [[coward|attempt suicide]] with his underwear to prevent going to prison. Did Yoon kill himself? HELL NO! He had the [[Courage Wolf|balls]] to turn himself in a few weeks later. | ||
On the day of a court hearing, his remaining [[Retarded|supporters]] proceeded to raid the courtroom like that was gonna do them any good. On March 8th, prosecutors decided to release him for some fucking reason so he [[weirdo|went around parading in the streets]]. Oh, and Han Duck-soo was put back in office. | On the day of a court hearing, his remaining [[Retarded|supporters]] proceeded to raid the courtroom like that was gonna do them any good. On March 8th, prosecutors decided to release him for some fucking reason so he [[weirdo|went around parading in the streets]]. Oh, and Han Duck-soo was put back in office. | ||
'''Koreans are <u>the</u> reason you can't have nice things anymore. Blame <u>them</u>. | |||
==Lulz Gallery== | ==Lulz Gallery== | ||
Revision as of 20:13, 30 March 2025
| File:Yoon Suk Yeol in court.jpg |
—Yoon casually committing treason | ||
If you thought Samsung Land was a pretty little utopia full of hot chicks, then you'd be wrong, because a) Azn chicks are hideous, and because b) Samsung Land is, like every other country in the Far East, a landfill. For evidence backing up these OBSCENE claims, look no further than Yoon Suk Yeol; a clown Zipperhead currently serving as the impeached President of South Korea since 2022. He is walking proof that Gooks cannot be trusted with political power.
What Happened
Yong Suk Dick Yeol, like all Far Eastern politicians, has an inhumane obsession with controlling the masses due to his own insecurities over either his miniscule Azn pseudo-cock or over just being a Koreaboo. On December 3, 2024, Yoon appeared to have gotten bored and decided that because he had low approval ratings and his wife was being investigated for tax evasion, it would be a good idea to attempt to dictate his country by declaring martial law. This life-threatening decision would somehow be reversed by the Parliament just six hours later; one of the most top-kek epic fails in history. Later he made a TL;DR speech to the press saying that he meant no harm in order to try and mask his acute butthurt over taking the largest L in recent Azn politics. Yoon has since been impeached and now he's currently facing either life imprisonment or the death penalty. The prime minister Han-Ducksoo would be elected as acting president but would get impeached only two weeks later for refusing to cooperate with the Constitutional Court. Oh, and his finance minister Kim Yong-hyun would attempt suicide with his underwear to prevent going to prison. Did Yoon kill himself? HELL NO! He had the balls to turn himself in a few weeks later.
On the day of a court hearing, his remaining supporters proceeded to raid the courtroom like that was gonna do them any good. On March 8th, prosecutors decided to release him for some fucking reason so he went around parading in the streets. Oh, and Han Duck-soo was put back in office.
Koreans are the reason you can't have nice things anymore. Blame them.
Lulz Gallery
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"Hello? Han Duck-soo? Honey, I need you to pardon me."
