Fritz the Cat

Fritz the Cat is an American animated furfag film made before the internets were invented. This film is both the debut and career poison of director Ralph Bakshi, who would later go on to molest little children at petting zoos.

The movie is about Fritz, a 2deep4u furfag that rapes women because he can, blows shit up, and gets a bunch of niggers bombed by the military. No, seriously. If he wasn't a furfag he would be awesome. The film tries to be "satire" in the same sense that ED tries to be satire when talking about Scientology, and as a result is a mess of unnecessary nudity, racism, and drug use as a result of this, and became the first X rated animated film (non-Americunt translation: it's legally rated pron). It focuses on Fritz, a furry in pre-internets New York City who explores the ideals of yiffing and sociopolitical consciousness. Oh, and this movie also somehow made a fuck ton of money because the world is full of sick fucks who secretly enjoy bestiality.

Plot

The film opens up with some construction workers talking about shit that nobody cares about, when suddenly one of them starts pissing on pedestrians below. Charming. Afterwards, we're greeted with a lovely New York park, where Fritz and his fursona friends show up with guitars in an attempt to meet girls, all in vain as the women in the park would rather try to get big black dick inside of them. No, seriously.

Fritz, upon realizing that niggers don't really care for SJWs like the dumb sluts in the park, decides to act intellectual and ramble cult-like bullshit so that the whores will follow a complete stranger into his bathroom to have a drug-enhanced orgy. Hey, nobody ever said women were smart. Things get out of hand at the party as the dirty stinking hippies catch the attention of the cops, which are literal pigs in human clothing. Get it? Fritz starts tripping out from toilet water and shoots some plumbing, causing the apartment to flood and carry with it the naked furries into the public, where they don't belong. The police, unhappy with furfag yiff material as much as the audience, chase Fritz into a Jewish sanctuary. No, not a bank or Isreal, a silly little temple. He escapes after a decision that would make /pol/ shit itself, the US giving free things to the greedy Jews. Of course, the lack of police brutality in this scene makes the audience question if this is really in 'Merica or not. Fritz decides that this isn't cool enough for him so he drops out of college like a real winnar. He then tries to fuck a black woman against her will.

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