Dylan Mulvaney

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Dylan Mulvaney
Nationality:	Americunt
Born	December 29, 1996 (27 years old)

Dylan Mulvaney^⚧ is a male-to-female tranny internet celebrity. Originally known as fairly popular yet still small TikToker making videos about his "days of girlhood" as he calls it, until he became nation wide after a brief sponsorship with Bud Lite (which is already the weakest American beer) which caused many alcoholics to boycott their beer because trannies are effeminizing and alcoholism is the most manly thing evaarrr!

Dylan before he became delusional, nevermind, note the Book of Mormon.

Most boycotts are performed by the woke leftists of a nation, meaning that they go no where since commies don't actually care about their causes and will by their organic Israeli fat-free yogurt even if their economic decisions murder Palestinian babies. However, this boycott was held by fat redneck conservatives who sit on their porches all day holding shotguns while drinking stronger beers than a femboy's Bud Lite. The boycott led to Bud Lite losing it's 20-year held spot as the most purchased American beer and it's stock and sales dropping by 12-20%.

Dylan himself recieved alot of backlash due to the advertising, even when Bud Lite made another advertising campaign without Dylan's knowledge with a billboard calling the boycotters snowflakes. Due to the backlash, support for Mulvaney and he somehow was able to score the job of interviewing the U.S. President Joe Biden, showing that it is possible to find someone in a room containing Joe Biden who can be even creepier than Joe Biden.

Acting Career

Mr Mulvaney started his acting career as a stereotypical effeminate twink. At his peak he managed to land a role as what can be generously be described as a supporting character in the Broadway production of Book of Mormon. ...And that's the extent of his acting career. With his meager source of income drying up what else is a stereotypical giga-fag supposed to do but jump on the newest trend: transgenderism.

Trooning Out

While not loitering in women's restrooms and harassing teen girls at Taylor Swift concerts, Mr Mulvaney began a series called Days of Girlhood.

Trivia Facts

• Mr. Mulvaney is a faggot.
• Mr. Mulvaney takes it up the ass from guys (gross).
• Mr. Mulvaney has not chopped his dick off (yet).
• Mr. Mulvaney has not killed himself (yet).
• Mr. Mulvaney's pronouns are LOL NOBODY CARES HAHA.

See also

• Alcohol
• Faggotry
• Tranny
• Brainwashing

External links

• Wikipedia article
• IMDb page

Dylan Mulvaney is part of the following series:

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  Faggotry
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  Social Justice