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== [[Porn|Leisure Suit Larry]] ==
{{Ib|[[File:Senils_Attack.jpg|301px]]Painting depicting the attack.}}
The Top of the Top of Sex appeal (sometimes), from chronical addicted [[Gooning|gooners]] and inseminators, to professional fuckers, quite literally.
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Louis Michel Rieul Billon'''</big>}}
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{{Ibrow|'''Born'''| September 7, 1750}}
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{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|December 13, 1789 (Aged 39)}}
{| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable"
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[France|Français]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagFrance.png]]}}
! RANK
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|26 Killed, 41 Injured}}
!
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}}
! NAME
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Bomberman, Singleplayer}}
! PENETRATIONS/FAPS
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero]]?'''|No, lynched}}
! METHOD
{{Ibend}}
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
On December 13, [[Before the internets|1789]], 26 people would be killed and 41 others injured after an epic mass attack ever seen by the stinky snail-sucking, baguette eating people of the then '''Kingdom of France''' that only would be surpassed by the [[Paris Attacks|13N attacks]] by death toll.
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== The attack ==
| [[Image:MiniflagCuba.png|23px|link{{=}}Cuba]]
Our main player, 39-year-old '''Louis Michel Rieul Billon''', also known as '''Louis Michel Rieul-Billon''' (nicknamed '''Watchmaker Billon'''), famous locally in the city of [[Senile|Senils]] for being a watchmaker and extremely charming, but this fame didn't last much, after a money affair that went wrong, everyone turned on him, causing him to feel injustice after the arquebusier commander kicked him out of the company, and so, he fought of an idea, louis [[Stephen Paddock|started stockpiling a shit-ton of weapons]] for his revenge plan.
| [[Fidel Castro]]
| [[Holy shit|3,5000]]
| Sex
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Lana Rhoades]]
| 5,326
| Sex
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Mia Khalifa|Mia Khalifa]]
| 3,800
| Sex
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Marc Wallice|Marc Goldberg]]{{jew}}
| 1,700
| Sex
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Johnny Sins|Steven Wolfe]]
| 1,000
| Sex
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMongolia.png|23px|link{{=}}Mongolia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Genghis Khan|Genghis Khan]]
| 1,000-3,000
| Sex
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustria.png|23px|link{{=}}Austria]]
| [[Wikipedia:Bertold Paul Wiesner|Bertold Paul Wiesner]]
| 900+
| None
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagMorocco.png|23px|link{{=}}Morocco]]
| [[Wikipedia:Ismail Ibn Sharif|Ismail Ibn Sharif]]
| 868-1,171
| Sex
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSingapore.png|23px|link{{=}}Singapore]]
| [[Wikipedia:Grace Quek|Grace Quek]]
| 600+
| Sex
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|23px|link{{=}}Japan]]
| [[Wikipedia:An Nanba|An Nanba]]
| 250+
| Sex
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEswatini.png|23px|link{{=}}Eswatini]]
| [[Wikipedia:Sobhuza II|Sobhuza II]]
| 210
| Sex
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagVietnam.png|23px|link{{=}}Vietnam]]
| Miên Định
| 144
| Sex
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|23px|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| Hugo Lopez
| 85+
| Masturbation
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|23px|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Valentina Vassilyeva
| 69
| Sex
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Billy Herrington|Billy Herrington]]
| 29
| Sex
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagHungary.png|23px|link{{=}}Hungary]]
| [[Wikipedia:Anette Dawn|Anette Dawn]]
| 17
| Sex
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMexico.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| [[Doomentio|Arturo Coronado]]{{jew}}
| 10+
| Masturbation
|}}}
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On the eventual day, a parade of arquebusiers were passing by, when, louis, from his house, in a room where he stored all of his guns that he was going to use in the up-and-coming attack, opened fire on the parade, killing the commander, the main fucker who voted to kick him off the watchmaking company he was working in, obviously, he was spotted immediately after firing at a large ass crowd, and hid in his home and continued shooting some more people before barricading inside of his home, he continued shooting but then the guards rushed inside when louis left the door semi-opened, the guards, trying to end this madness, did not expect a massive and explosive surprise, a crate completely full of powder in the house, you thought this revenge plan was going to be your typical mass shooting that ends with suicide? oh no, our louis boy was packing, of course, that powder wasn't for decoration, he ended the show by [[Damn|blowing his house up like a Micheal Bay movie]], which caused 66  other random houses to also feel the impact of the blast.
[[Stolen|Inspired]] by [[User:Eldiperro|Eldiperro]]'s [[User:Eldiperro/Sandbox#High_Score/Action!|Action!]].
 
Shortly after this master move, [[V&|he was arrested]] but was brutally beated to death by the Compagnie des Chasseurs before he could be imprisoned and be eternally raped by the french version of bubba.
== Aftermath ==
Considering this attack happened during the french revolution, [[TND|that pwanged 16,600]] [[NPCs|people]], it didn't get any attention, and was pretty much forgotten easily like every mass shooting that happens in the JEWSA.
 
Even at that, after a ''shit-ton of years'' later, [[Epic Win|Louis is still the deadliest mass shooter in french history]].
== Loadout ==
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{|class="wikitable" width="40%"
!colspan="2"|Class Setup
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!Item
!Accessories/Bonus
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*'''Primary''': Tulle musket
<center>[[File:GTA4IconsBoltActionSniper.png|100px]]</center>
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*A simple musket, one of many, used by the french and americunt army.
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*'''Secondary''': Arquebus
<center>[[File:GTA4IconsM79.png|100px]]</center>
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*The OG shotgun that mr.billon had on his hands.
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*'''Secondary''': Carabine
<center>[[File:GTA4IconsM14.png|100px]]</center>
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*Another one of many weapons in Louis' inventory.
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*'''Secondary''': Powder
<center>[[File:Bomb-icon.jpg|90px]]</center>
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*Teh thing he used to make his house go b00m.
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== Graded score ==
{{GradedScore|26||12|Could've got a much higher score.|24|Pretty original for the time.|3|Was sadly overshadowed by the French Revolution.|20||85|A+|[[I told u i was hardcore|Je t'ai dit que j'étais hardcore]]}}
{{wanted|5}}
== See also ==
*'''[[France]]''' - Where shit went down
*'''[[Eric Borel]]''' - 2nd Deadliest french mass shooter
== External links ==
*[[File:WIKIPEDIA BOUNCING BALL ONLY.gif|20px]] [[The|Le]] [[Wikipedia|Wikipédia]]:
**[https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attentat_de_Senlis '''Senils Attack''']  
**[https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_Michel_Rieul_Billon '''The man himself''']
*[http://picarchives80.blogspot.com/2018/11/la-vengeance-dun-horloger-senlisien.html '''Blog about it''']

Revision as of 02:26, 11 December 2024

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Leisure Suit Larry

The Top of the Top of Sex appeal (sometimes), from chronical addicted gooners and inseminators, to professional fuckers, quite literally.

RANK NAME PENETRATIONS/FAPS METHOD
1 Fidel Castro 3,5000 Sex
2 Lana Rhoades 5,326 Sex
3 Mia Khalifa 3,800 Sex
4 Marc Goldberg✡ 1,700 Sex
5 Steven Wolfe 1,000 Sex
6 Genghis Khan 1,000-3,000 Sex
7 Bertold Paul Wiesner 900+ None
8 Ismail Ibn Sharif 868-1,171 Sex
9 Grace Quek 600+ Sex
10 An Nanba 250+ Sex
11 Sobhuza II 210 Sex
12 Miên Định 144 Sex
13 Hugo Lopez 85+ Masturbation
14 Valentina Vassilyeva 69 Sex
15 Billy Herrington 29 Sex
16 Anette Dawn 17 Sex
17 Arturo Coronado✡ 10+ Masturbation

Inspired by Eldiperro's Action!.

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